Memeosaa 🇳🇵
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jokes and daily thought dump of a Nepali living abroad
cause of death: timro maya napayera
July 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
cause of death: timro maya napayera
when someone asks "life ma k bhairacha ta naya" and the answer is the Mbappe special
July 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
when someone asks "life ma k bhairacha ta naya" and the answer is the Mbappe special
when your country never reaches the World Cup so you have to support countries like Brazil, England, France, Argentina…..
"eklai eklai?"
haina, Neymar ani Ronaldo sanga, World Cup bata harera farkeka chan
"eklai eklai?"
haina, Neymar ani Ronaldo sanga, World Cup bata harera farkeka chan
July 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
when your country never reaches the World Cup so you have to support countries like Brazil, England, France, Argentina…..
"eklai eklai?"
haina, Neymar ani Ronaldo sanga, World Cup bata harera farkeka chan
"eklai eklai?"
haina, Neymar ani Ronaldo sanga, World Cup bata harera farkeka chan
World Cup ma k jadu cha ra jati timro aakha ma cha
Nepali guys will ask “timi World Cup ma kun team lai support gardai?” and call that flirting
Following the World Cup is crazy cause otherwise how would I know that Shreya from oda number 2 is an Argentina supporter
Nepali guys will ask “timi World Cup ma kun team lai support gardai?” and call that flirting
Following the World Cup is crazy cause otherwise how would I know that Shreya from oda number 2 is an Argentina supporter
June 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
World Cup ma k jadu cha ra jati timro aakha ma cha
Nepali guys will ask “timi World Cup ma kun team lai support gardai?” and call that flirting
Following the World Cup is crazy cause otherwise how would I know that Shreya from oda number 2 is an Argentina supporter
Nepali guys will ask “timi World Cup ma kun team lai support gardai?” and call that flirting
Following the World Cup is crazy cause otherwise how would I know that Shreya from oda number 2 is an Argentina supporter
Balen be like "ma ta aba risauchu boldai boldina, runey manche sanga dil kholdai kholdina"
May 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Balen be like "ma ta aba risauchu boldai boldina, runey manche sanga dil kholdai kholdina"
"North London forever, whatever the weather" …. I am from Nepal
May 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"North London forever, whatever the weather" …. I am from Nepal
“Malai bolna de sarkar” ani sarkar ma aaisake pachi chup
May 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
“Malai bolna de sarkar” ani sarkar ma aaisake pachi chup
one thing about me, lyang lyang garne manche haru ko lagi ma sanga time chaina
kura ghumako ghuma garne haru lai ta ghumayera flying kick dina mann lagcha
aaune bhaye aaune bhana na aaune bhaye na aaune bhana, k ho yo "herchu ni" bhanya
kura ghumako ghuma garne haru lai ta ghumayera flying kick dina mann lagcha
aaune bhaye aaune bhana na aaune bhaye na aaune bhana, k ho yo "herchu ni" bhanya
April 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
one thing about me, lyang lyang garne manche haru ko lagi ma sanga time chaina
kura ghumako ghuma garne haru lai ta ghumayera flying kick dina mann lagcha
aaune bhaye aaune bhana na aaune bhaye na aaune bhana, k ho yo "herchu ni" bhanya
kura ghumako ghuma garne haru lai ta ghumayera flying kick dina mann lagcha
aaune bhaye aaune bhana na aaune bhaye na aaune bhana, k ho yo "herchu ni" bhanya
Lionel Messi, timro nakhra bho bessi
David Beckham, momo bina achaar k kam
Bukayo Saka, timlai herna nai baneka hun mera aakha
Mohammed Salah, thik lagena malai timro chalah malah
David Beckham, momo bina achaar k kam
Bukayo Saka, timlai herna nai baneka hun mera aakha
Mohammed Salah, thik lagena malai timro chalah malah
April 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Lionel Messi, timro nakhra bho bessi
David Beckham, momo bina achaar k kam
Bukayo Saka, timlai herna nai baneka hun mera aakha
Mohammed Salah, thik lagena malai timro chalah malah
David Beckham, momo bina achaar k kam
Bukayo Saka, timlai herna nai baneka hun mera aakha
Mohammed Salah, thik lagena malai timro chalah malah
idk why but every time I say 'tero bau' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero tauko' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero khappar' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'muji' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero tauko' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero khappar' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'muji' it heals a part of me
April 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
idk why but every time I say 'tero bau' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero tauko' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero khappar' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'muji' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero tauko' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'tero khappar' it heals a part of me
idk why but every time I say 'muji' it heals a part of me
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Budhathoki seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Katuwal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Dhakal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Katuwal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Dhakal seriously
April 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Budhathoki seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Katuwal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Dhakal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Katuwal seriously
I’m sorry but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to take the last name Dhakal seriously
learning to be gentle with her cause maile usko khyal nagarey kasle garcha
April 21, 2026 at 3:23 AM
learning to be gentle with her cause maile usko khyal nagarey kasle garcha
learning to be gentle with her cause ma bahek usko ko nai cha ra
learning to be gentle with her, kina ki uu ali sensitive cha
learning to be softer cause charko awaz garda uslai dar lagcha
learning to be nice to him, usko pani ta mann nai ho
learning to be gentle with her, kina ki uu ali sensitive cha
learning to be softer cause charko awaz garda uslai dar lagcha
learning to be nice to him, usko pani ta mann nai ho
April 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
learning to be gentle with her cause ma bahek usko ko nai cha ra
learning to be gentle with her, kina ki uu ali sensitive cha
learning to be softer cause charko awaz garda uslai dar lagcha
learning to be nice to him, usko pani ta mann nai ho
learning to be gentle with her, kina ki uu ali sensitive cha
learning to be softer cause charko awaz garda uslai dar lagcha
learning to be nice to him, usko pani ta mann nai ho
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: ahile jhagada gari rakhna timi haru ko bangara sangara jhardinachu bhaney
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: timi haru ko dhaad chilairako ho
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: timi haru ko dhaad chilairako ho
April 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: ahile jhagada gari rakhna timi haru ko bangara sangara jhardinachu bhaney
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: timi haru ko dhaad chilairako ho
Nepali moms trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: timi haru ko dhaad chilairako ho
Nepal as a mediator trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: euta aago huda arko paani huna parcha
If Nepal was mediating peace between USA and Iran: aba choddeu k bro, esto bhairancha, sano sano kura ma ni risaune ho ta, haat milau
If Nepal was mediating peace between USA and Iran: aba choddeu k bro, esto bhairancha, sano sano kura ma ni risaune ho ta, haat milau
April 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Nepal as a mediator trying to fix the situation between USA and Iran: euta aago huda arko paani huna parcha
If Nepal was mediating peace between USA and Iran: aba choddeu k bro, esto bhairancha, sano sano kura ma ni risaune ho ta, haat milau
If Nepal was mediating peace between USA and Iran: aba choddeu k bro, esto bhairancha, sano sano kura ma ni risaune ho ta, haat milau
so much beard in dhurandhar, the aari aari aari song should’ve been daari daari daari
April 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
so much beard in dhurandhar, the aari aari aari song should’ve been daari daari daari
*Balen, Sudan Gurung eat gundruk*
Nepali online news media: PM Balen and Home Minister Sudan skip fancy dinner at a 5 star restaurant to eat local gundruk
Nepali online news media: PM Balen and Home Minister Sudan skip fancy dinner at a 5 star restaurant to eat local gundruk
April 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
*Balen, Sudan Gurung eat gundruk*
Nepali online news media: PM Balen and Home Minister Sudan skip fancy dinner at a 5 star restaurant to eat local gundruk
Nepali online news media: PM Balen and Home Minister Sudan skip fancy dinner at a 5 star restaurant to eat local gundruk
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 250 tola suun
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 20 ropani land in Kathmandu
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 20 ropani land in Kathmandu
April 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 250 tola suun
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 20 ropani land in Kathmandu
Happy Nepali new year 2083, may this year bring you 20 ropani land in Kathmandu
Feeling garib after seeing how much dhan sampati Nepal’s ministers have
Nepal’s ministers already rich, no need for corruption
Nepal’s ministers already rich, no need for corruption
April 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Feeling garib after seeing how much dhan sampati Nepal’s ministers have
Nepal’s ministers already rich, no need for corruption
Nepal’s ministers already rich, no need for corruption
“I love your Nepali accent, say Korea again”
Me: Ko-riya
Me: Ko-riya
April 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“I love your Nepali accent, say Korea again”
Me: Ko-riya
Me: Ko-riya
the K.P in K.P Oli stands for 'khuchhing paryo'
Prachanda le ek thappad ni nakhako chai mala ekdum ni chitta bujeko chaina
Prachanda le ek thappad ni nakhako chai mala ekdum ni chitta bujeko chaina
March 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
the K.P in K.P Oli stands for 'khuchhing paryo'
Prachanda le ek thappad ni nakhako chai mala ekdum ni chitta bujeko chaina
Prachanda le ek thappad ni nakhako chai mala ekdum ni chitta bujeko chaina
Judge: what proof do you have?
Me: yo hasirathyo
Judge: what proof do you have?
Nepalis: herdai chor jasto cha
Me: yo hasirathyo
Judge: what proof do you have?
Nepalis: herdai chor jasto cha
March 25, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Judge: what proof do you have?
Me: yo hasirathyo
Judge: what proof do you have?
Nepalis: herdai chor jasto cha
Me: yo hasirathyo
Judge: what proof do you have?
Nepalis: herdai chor jasto cha
me and the constant urge to say hyaaaaaaa after every minor inconvenience
me and the constant urge to say chyaaaaa
me and the constant urge to say etroo
me and the constant urge to say chyaaaaa
me and the constant urge to say etroo
March 23, 2026 at 3:59 AM
me and the constant urge to say hyaaaaaaa after every minor inconvenience
me and the constant urge to say chyaaaaa
me and the constant urge to say etroo
me and the constant urge to say chyaaaaa
me and the constant urge to say etroo
euta care garne girl is better than anuhar ramro bhako girl, but you’re both
kei ramro kura bhayo bhane timlai aayera bhanna mann lagcha
just want you to know timi sanga huda malai ekdum khusi lagcha
timro jiwan ma sabai ramro matra hos
kei ramro kura bhayo bhane timlai aayera bhanna mann lagcha
just want you to know timi sanga huda malai ekdum khusi lagcha
timro jiwan ma sabai ramro matra hos
March 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
euta care garne girl is better than anuhar ramro bhako girl, but you’re both
kei ramro kura bhayo bhane timlai aayera bhanna mann lagcha
just want you to know timi sanga huda malai ekdum khusi lagcha
timro jiwan ma sabai ramro matra hos
kei ramro kura bhayo bhane timlai aayera bhanna mann lagcha
just want you to know timi sanga huda malai ekdum khusi lagcha
timro jiwan ma sabai ramro matra hos
Are you a Bhattarai, cause maya lagcha malai timro ekdum khattarai
Is your last name Puri, cause ma timi aauchau ki bhanera kati ber kuri
Is your last name Puri, cause ma timi aauchau ki bhanera kati ber kuri
March 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Are you a Bhattarai, cause maya lagcha malai timro ekdum khattarai
Is your last name Puri, cause ma timi aauchau ki bhanera kati ber kuri
Is your last name Puri, cause ma timi aauchau ki bhanera kati ber kuri