MercenaryJAX
@mercenaryjax.bsky.social
27. Aussie Pro Wrestler. Never shuts up about hyperfixations. 18+ ONLY personal account. Seriously. We be queer and shamelessly NSFW here. He/Him. Discord is mercenaryjax
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MercenaryJAX
@mercenaryjax.bsky.social
· Dec 25
Highlights for the year (missing a few shows) be upon ye
Seriously though it's not fucking hard to move on from Harry fuckin Potter. The "oh it's my cozy media" excuse or "I liked it as a kid" excuse don't mean anything. Grown ass adults. Read another book. Watch another movie. Young adult fantasy isn't exactly a niche genre. Put the bigot lady book down.
October 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Seriously though it's not fucking hard to move on from Harry fuckin Potter. The "oh it's my cozy media" excuse or "I liked it as a kid" excuse don't mean anything. Grown ass adults. Read another book. Watch another movie. Young adult fantasy isn't exactly a niche genre. Put the bigot lady book down.
Instead of drawing genderswapped art of transphobic ass garbage Harry Potter characters may I suggest another fair haired magic using fantasy book character that isn't a child nor from an author that promotes and funds transphobic bigoted dogshit:
October 6, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Instead of drawing genderswapped art of transphobic ass garbage Harry Potter characters may I suggest another fair haired magic using fantasy book character that isn't a child nor from an author that promotes and funds transphobic bigoted dogshit:
The urge to simply bust out a Tiger Suplex in my next match
October 6, 2026 at 6:27 AM
The urge to simply bust out a Tiger Suplex in my next match
Fire Emblem locking Kita Senri in the mobile game art mines 😔
October 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Fire Emblem locking Kita Senri in the mobile game art mines 😔
Luca Merli cunty Jhary-A-Conel my beloved
FRENCH ADAPTION CORUM AND JHARY-A-CONEL MY BELOVEDS GIVE LUCA MERLI MORE MOORCOCK CHARACTERS TO DRAW
October 5, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Luca Merli cunty Jhary-A-Conel my beloved
"I want an open world Game of Thrones game" you are wrong we need an ASOIAF Fire Emblem ripoff and we need it immediately
October 5, 2026 at 7:39 AM
"I want an open world Game of Thrones game" you are wrong we need an ASOIAF Fire Emblem ripoff and we need it immediately
The urge to push through mental burn out and simp at my friends...
October 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
The urge to push through mental burn out and simp at my friends...
New promo dropped-
www.instagram.com/reel/DeENvV3...
www.instagram.com/reel/DeENvV3...
bookmaxxdamage on Instagram: "OCTOBER 11th at @wrestlinggo the SILVER SCREEN SUPERSTAR MAXX DAMAGE and THE CASH TRAIN @andyboapw debut as MONEYMAXXING in what is…"
OCTOBER 11th at @wrestlinggo the SILVER SCREEN SUPERSTAR MAXX DAMAGE and THE CASH TRAIN @andyboapw debut as MONEYMAXXING in what is sure to be a... Morphenomenal! team up with the gigantic KAIJU. Can their opponents handle the combined cinematic terror that this titantic Tokusatsu team up is bringing? Will Moneymaxxing finally pay off their editor with the spoils of war? Find out October 11th at Blacktown PCYC!*Edits by @lbvshango (who will be taking my kneecaps if we don't get that winner's bonus!)
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October 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
New promo dropped-
www.instagram.com/reel/DeENvV3...
www.instagram.com/reel/DeENvV3...
I tire of Warhammer weebshit waifu art
October 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I tire of Warhammer weebshit waifu art
If there's one thing Michael Whelan is gonna do, it's draw some extremely homoerotic vibe having men for a pulp cover and we love him for it
October 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
If there's one thing Michael Whelan is gonna do, it's draw some extremely homoerotic vibe having men for a pulp cover and we love him for it
Trying to explain the Mortal Kombat 1 to Mortal Kombat 1 timeline to someone and how they fucked it all up like
Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Rant
ALT: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Rant
static.klipy.com
October 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Trying to explain the Mortal Kombat 1 to Mortal Kombat 1 timeline to someone and how they fucked it all up like
"So who are your favourite characters from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance Jax?"
"Oh the cute bird twink and the scumbag crow guy who sells said twink to a creepy gooner noble of course."
"Oh the cute bird twink and the scumbag crow guy who sells said twink to a creepy gooner noble of course."
October 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"So who are your favourite characters from Fire Emblem Path of Radiance Jax?"
"Oh the cute bird twink and the scumbag crow guy who sells said twink to a creepy gooner noble of course."
"Oh the cute bird twink and the scumbag crow guy who sells said twink to a creepy gooner noble of course."
"The God Emperor is taken from Dune" truly an all timer "40k fans thinking they know more than they do" thing because Big E is a rip of King Huon from Hawkmoon way more than the God Emperor fron Dune-
October 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"The God Emperor is taken from Dune" truly an all timer "40k fans thinking they know more than they do" thing because Big E is a rip of King Huon from Hawkmoon way more than the God Emperor fron Dune-
Ah yes the wrestling place I train at is in "lock in we're cutting people" mode again. Joy. There goes my social life for the next month or three.
October 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Ah yes the wrestling place I train at is in "lock in we're cutting people" mode again. Joy. There goes my social life for the next month or three.
BILLIONS MUST READ
October 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
BILLIONS MUST READ
I am rather fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
October 1, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I am rather fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
"How is the Fire Emblem run going"
September 30, 2026 at 8:18 AM
"How is the Fire Emblem run going"
Found some comics at a locak second hand store
September 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Found some comics at a locak second hand store
Very fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
September 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Very fond of Reyson Fire Emblem
>Bird twink shows up in Path of Radianfe
>The game immediately throws a straight up yaoi porn ugly bastard trope villain at him
Okay Fire Emblem just plaster a "this bird is gay" sign on his back next time relax-
>The game immediately throws a straight up yaoi porn ugly bastard trope villain at him
Okay Fire Emblem just plaster a "this bird is gay" sign on his back next time relax-
September 29, 2026 at 7:07 AM
>Bird twink shows up in Path of Radianfe
>The game immediately throws a straight up yaoi porn ugly bastard trope villain at him
Okay Fire Emblem just plaster a "this bird is gay" sign on his back next time relax-
>The game immediately throws a straight up yaoi porn ugly bastard trope villain at him
Okay Fire Emblem just plaster a "this bird is gay" sign on his back next time relax-
It's kind of funny that like. So many authors will have one banger book and then take years and years to get a sequel out and Michael Moorcock was out here like "DROPPED A 10/10 TRILOGY IN ONE YEAR AND A BUNCH OF OTHER BOOKS THE NEXT LMAO WHOOPS JUST DROPPED LIKE 20 BANGERS THIS DECADE KEEP UP BOYS"
September 29, 2026 at 4:44 AM
It's kind of funny that like. So many authors will have one banger book and then take years and years to get a sequel out and Michael Moorcock was out here like "DROPPED A 10/10 TRILOGY IN ONE YEAR AND A BUNCH OF OTHER BOOKS THE NEXT LMAO WHOOPS JUST DROPPED LIKE 20 BANGERS THIS DECADE KEEP UP BOYS"
Michael Whelan has always understood the assignment.
The assignment of course being "get that albino pretty boy's thighs out immediately"
The assignment of course being "get that albino pretty boy's thighs out immediately"
September 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Michael Whelan has always understood the assignment.
The assignment of course being "get that albino pretty boy's thighs out immediately"
The assignment of course being "get that albino pretty boy's thighs out immediately"
Today in the Jax Fire Emblem Path of Radiance playthrough: Ike has discovered classism and he hates it as much as he hates racism
I love my woke son get their asses
I love my woke son get their asses
September 28, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Today in the Jax Fire Emblem Path of Radiance playthrough: Ike has discovered classism and he hates it as much as he hates racism
I love my woke son get their asses
I love my woke son get their asses
Times were had. Money was maxxed.
September 27, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Times were had. Money was maxxed.