Michaelcthulhu
@michaelcthulhu.bsky.social
Maker of strange pointy things. Behold me at YouTube.com/Michaelcthulhu
It's Saturday! The shorts will never ever ever post with the Thumbnail I want!
Can Mice Eat Avocado?
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September 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's Saturday! The shorts will never ever ever post with the Thumbnail I want!
It's Satrday have another short! www.youtube.com/shorts/IskkI...
Spiky Sword Bits
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September 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
It's Satrday have another short! www.youtube.com/shorts/IskkI...
A distressing thought I have sometimes; None of these assholes destroying the world have good lives, they're obviously all miserable. And I can't decide if that makes it even sadder or not, like, would it actually be better if these monsters were at least having fun torturing all of us?
September 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
A distressing thought I have sometimes; None of these assholes destroying the world have good lives, they're obviously all miserable. And I can't decide if that makes it even sadder or not, like, would it actually be better if these monsters were at least having fun torturing all of us?
Bird Feeder Raccoon Has Returned
September 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Bird Feeder Raccoon Has Returned
Now there's a depressing thought I just had; what percentage of people do you think leave school and then never draw a picture ever again? Like not a map or a diagram, not a dick on the forehead of a sleeping "friend", but an actual free hand piece of art? Even a doodle?
September 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Now there's a depressing thought I just had; what percentage of people do you think leave school and then never draw a picture ever again? Like not a map or a diagram, not a dick on the forehead of a sleeping "friend", but an actual free hand piece of art? Even a doodle?
Another week another short: youtube.com/shorts/tRNHZ...
Squamshing Dragon Scales
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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September 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Another week another short: youtube.com/shorts/tRNHZ...
Last night, dogs make ruckus, I go downstairs, can't figure out why, then hear "knock knock" on window. Sometimes big bird land in feeder, make it hit off window. But this too many knocks. I get flaslight and draw curtain. Artists depiction of what I see (pretend it night time outside).
August 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Last night, dogs make ruckus, I go downstairs, can't figure out why, then hear "knock knock" on window. Sometimes big bird land in feeder, make it hit off window. But this too many knocks. I get flaslight and draw curtain. Artists depiction of what I see (pretend it night time outside).
Cause of a camera snafu yesterday, I didn't get to make this short til Today! youtube.com/shorts/C1NzQ...
Widows Bay Is An Ok Watch
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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August 29, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Cause of a camera snafu yesterday, I didn't get to make this short til Today! youtube.com/shorts/C1NzQ...
Was filming a short yesterday, tripods have a thing to turn the top sideways, but it leaves the tripod unbalanced. THE TRIPOD FELL OVER, SNAPPING THE FLIP OUT SCREEN CLEAN OFF. Miraculously I was able to reattach BUT I didn't want that to happen again so I designed a better shoe/mount thingy.
August 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Was filming a short yesterday, tripods have a thing to turn the top sideways, but it leaves the tripod unbalanced. THE TRIPOD FELL OVER, SNAPPING THE FLIP OUT SCREEN CLEAN OFF. Miraculously I was able to reattach BUT I didn't want that to happen again so I designed a better shoe/mount thingy.
In this modern age of social media where more people know how to shallowly make a thing look good than at any point in human history, why are so many cheap horror movies lit like they're the porn parody of a better movie? Film Noir had moody lighting to HIDE how cheap the sets were! 80 years ago!
August 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
In this modern age of social media where more people know how to shallowly make a thing look good than at any point in human history, why are so many cheap horror movies lit like they're the porn parody of a better movie? Film Noir had moody lighting to HIDE how cheap the sets were! 80 years ago!
It's Friday so here's another short: youtube.com/shorts/VxUzR... Some day they will preview with the thumbnail I actually want them to display, but today is not that day.
Michaelcthulhu ASMR: You're a Smart phone trapped in a steel chamber and need to be rescued.
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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August 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's Friday so here's another short: youtube.com/shorts/VxUzR... Some day they will preview with the thumbnail I actually want them to display, but today is not that day.
Big spooder taken up residence in the roller door of workshop. Tired of destroying him house with my head. Stressful for both of us. So I hung up string to avoid.
August 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Big spooder taken up residence in the roller door of workshop. Tired of destroying him house with my head. Stressful for both of us. So I hung up string to avoid.
youtube.com/shorts/Ge2Ie... I never posted last Friday's short!
The Night Feet
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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August 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
youtube.com/shorts/Ge2Ie... I never posted last Friday's short!
The reason I forgot to post a short yesterday is I was dealing with a mouse emergency in my workshop. More details in comments cause apparently you can't mix puctures and videos?
August 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The reason I forgot to post a short yesterday is I was dealing with a mouse emergency in my workshop. More details in comments cause apparently you can't mix puctures and videos?
Much like in my actual shorts, my youtube shorts streak continues. youtube.com/shorts/CvpKG...
Welcome Back!
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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August 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Much like in my actual shorts, my youtube shorts streak continues. youtube.com/shorts/CvpKG...
Will I be able to keep up the streak of one every friday? Who knows. youtube.com/shorts/cyjJE...
Cooling Off
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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July 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Will I be able to keep up the streak of one every friday? Who knows. youtube.com/shorts/cyjJE...
My son is visiting for July. We have fun. youtube.com/shorts/DOJ72...
Nerf Fight
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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July 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
My son is visiting for July. We have fun. youtube.com/shorts/DOJ72...
Anyone seen the show Widow's Bay?. I liked it enough that I mocked up this fictional boardgame from it for my own amusement. Gonna leave it on shelf of local game store and walk away.
July 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Anyone seen the show Widow's Bay?. I liked it enough that I mocked up this fictional boardgame from it for my own amusement. Gonna leave it on shelf of local game store and walk away.
If any of you are in Bloomington, IL and would like to see the latest sword it is hanging up in Red Raccoon games!
July 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
If any of you are in Bloomington, IL and would like to see the latest sword it is hanging up in Red Raccoon games!
One of my favorite comments by someone I had to send to the shadow realm was "UGH, why do the GAYS have to make everything so SEXUAL!" Sir, I am reading on the toilet, if you are stimulated that is journey of self discovery you need to make for yourself. youtube.com/shorts/_tchj...
Bookmarks in my underpants
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July 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
One of my favorite comments by someone I had to send to the shadow realm was "UGH, why do the GAYS have to make everything so SEXUAL!" Sir, I am reading on the toilet, if you are stimulated that is journey of self discovery you need to make for yourself. youtube.com/shorts/_tchj...
About to go live! youtu.be/I8kWQICYO50
Historically Accurate Sword That Swings Both Ways Charity Auction!
YouTube video by michaelcthulhu
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July 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
About to go live! youtu.be/I8kWQICYO50
The sword is finished, as of last night. It is sort of historically accurate. Will explain in video which will release Tuesday.
June 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The sword is finished, as of last night. It is sort of historically accurate. Will explain in video which will release Tuesday.
All the parts of the... object... are connected. Need clean up tomorrow. I am very sweaty. Very little June left. I need hydrate. 10 types of steel. 3 types of welding.
June 27, 2026 at 12:23 AM
All the parts of the... object... are connected. Need clean up tomorrow. I am very sweaty. Very little June left. I need hydrate. 10 types of steel. 3 types of welding.
Mace head pommel made from jack hammer chisel spike and tow hitch.
June 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Mace head pommel made from jack hammer chisel spike and tow hitch.
The Vinegar bath revealed the hardened ends of the brick hammer I want to turn into the hammer/pick/cross guard of the big gay multiweapon.
June 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The Vinegar bath revealed the hardened ends of the brick hammer I want to turn into the hammer/pick/cross guard of the big gay multiweapon.