Michael J Dolan
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Hard agree with @michaeljdolan.bsky.social's review of Resident Evil
September 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Hard agree with @michaeljdolan.bsky.social's review of Resident Evil
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Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who.
I have a wonderful suggestion.
I have a wonderful suggestion.
September 19, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who.
I have a wonderful suggestion.
I have a wonderful suggestion.
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This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane
September 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane
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the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
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Lament configuration explained
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Lament configuration reddit
Can you be turned gay for knives
Lament configuration woke
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Lament configuration refund
Lament configuration reddit
Can you be turned gay for knives
Lament configuration woke
Reverse gay knife puzzles
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Lament configuration explained
Lament configuration refund
Lament configuration reddit
Can you be turned gay for knives
Lament configuration woke
Reverse gay knife puzzles
Lament configuration refund
Lament configuration reddit
Can you be turned gay for knives
Lament configuration woke
Reverse gay knife puzzles
Me and my kid were listing all the different types of monsters we could think of and after all of it I'm pretty sure Bigfoot is the best one.
September 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Me and my kid were listing all the different types of monsters we could think of and after all of it I'm pretty sure Bigfoot is the best one.
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Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now"
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
September 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now"
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day
Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
Baked potatoes? More like TAKED FOREVER POTATOES, AM I RIGHT
September 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Baked potatoes? More like TAKED FOREVER POTATOES, AM I RIGHT
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All these AI CEOs need to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
Please read this piece about a man who died by suicide after months of talking to ChatGPT. Now his former partner is speaking about how ChatGPT pulled him away from his family/friends. Before he died, he wrote letters instructing them to look at his ChatGPT history www.404media.co/austin-gordo...
'Tell Everyone:' A Man Died by Suicide After Talking to ChatGPT. His Former Partner Wants to Warn the World About AI
After allegedly becoming emotionally reliant on ChatGPT, Austin died at 40 years old, leaving behind family and friends who loved him. Megan wants everyone to know what happened.
www.404media.co
September 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
All these AI CEOs need to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
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Thinking about this exchange today
September 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Thinking about this exchange today
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Spent an hour deleting hundreds of old emails from my friends and family to make sure I have the space to continue to get eight to twelve emails a day from Old Navy.
September 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Spent an hour deleting hundreds of old emails from my friends and family to make sure I have the space to continue to get eight to twelve emails a day from Old Navy.
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One way to think of Nicholson's performance in THE DEPARTED (2006) is he thought he did The Biggest Performance Possible in BATMAN (1989), then saw DeVito do BATMAN RETURNS (1992) and thought "Shit, there is a higher gear possible, and it means going wet, and gurgly." He trained for over a decade.
September 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
One way to think of Nicholson's performance in THE DEPARTED (2006) is he thought he did The Biggest Performance Possible in BATMAN (1989), then saw DeVito do BATMAN RETURNS (1992) and thought "Shit, there is a higher gear possible, and it means going wet, and gurgly." He trained for over a decade.
I don't understand what this is and I do not wish to find out.
September 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I don't understand what this is and I do not wish to find out.
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New Character Corner: Huck Finn of Now
March 31, 2024 at 9:59 PM
New Character Corner: Huck Finn of Now
It's wild to me that this hasn't hit ten grand yet, this is the good shit.
I'm ready to blast out a lot more comics like this one that'll never be in The New Yorker or touched by a publisher. thanks to everyone that's backed the kickstarter. y'all bought me a lotta time to work. there's 4 days left of the campaign. plz consider backing www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
September 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It's wild to me that this hasn't hit ten grand yet, this is the good shit.
Rappers really are getting old huh.
September 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Rappers really are getting old huh.
My kid is at the skatepark girls night but I've had to bring her because her mum was at work and I keep getting side eye off teenage girls and it's completely destroying me, I can't handle it.
September 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My kid is at the skatepark girls night but I've had to bring her because her mum was at work and I keep getting side eye off teenage girls and it's completely destroying me, I can't handle it.
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look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
September 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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Share a film that came out the year you were old enough to envision the future, yet still young enough not to fully appreciate that death is inevitable and time will grind your successes and failures into the same coarse dust.
September 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Share a film that came out the year you were old enough to envision the future, yet still young enough not to fully appreciate that death is inevitable and time will grind your successes and failures into the same coarse dust.
I do not want to spend a hundred pounds on a videogame. You can't make me.
September 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I do not want to spend a hundred pounds on a videogame. You can't make me.
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Hey guys I’m still out here making comics about mayonnaise for the people. The only thing I care about is the liberation of everyday life. And low cost condiments.
Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏
www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏
www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
August 31, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Hey guys I’m still out here making comics about mayonnaise for the people. The only thing I care about is the liberation of everyday life. And low cost condiments.
Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏
www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
Plz check out the kickstarter too! Plz share. Thanks for reading 🙏
www.kickstarter.com/projects/car...
This is good shit
Sweet, strange uncitizens:
ONCE I WAS MADE OF EARTH is here, an epic fantasy that's been ratling in my brain for years now and that I'm putting out into the world serially outside of the capitalist publishing apparatus. Share, and read, and comment.
archiveofourown.org/works/91618061
ONCE I WAS MADE OF EARTH is here, an epic fantasy that's been ratling in my brain for years now and that I'm putting out into the world serially outside of the capitalist publishing apparatus. Share, and read, and comment.
archiveofourown.org/works/91618061
August 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
This is good shit