His Majesty: The Spinach
@michaelkingcle.bsky.social
Your ears are thick and chewy, like barnacle meat.
Jack finally made Seinfeldvision a reality
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ff...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ff...
September 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Jack finally made Seinfeldvision a reality
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ff...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ff...
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incredible progress in the field of AI
September 23, 2026 at 6:07 AM
incredible progress in the field of AI
Thank you NBA-dot-com for copy-pasting LeBron's un-proofread tweet that "Northeast Ohio will always home!"
July 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Thank you NBA-dot-com for copy-pasting LeBron's un-proofread tweet that "Northeast Ohio will always home!"
Fry: You know the worst part about being a slave? They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the ONLY part about being a slave!
Leela: That's the ONLY part about being a slave!
What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head?
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
July 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Fry: You know the worst part about being a slave? They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the ONLY part about being a slave!
Leela: That's the ONLY part about being a slave!
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I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy.
I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at.
www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...
I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at.
www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...
Enshittification, Despotification, and the Open Internet
It’s not about whether technology is inherently good or bad, liberating or oppressive. Architecture shapes incentives; incentives shape outcomes.
www.liberalism.org
June 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy.
I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at.
www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...
I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at.
www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...
Sunrise's scope creep accelerated to a scope sprint after George Floyd's death, and they've never looked back since.
the proof of global warming being dead as a political movement in the US is that NGOs ostensibly about climate environmentalism hardly devote any time to it anymore. They just become omnicause
lmao these wreckers can fuck all the way off. posted right after Kim got pepper sprayed on the front lines.
May 26, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Sunrise's scope creep accelerated to a scope sprint after George Floyd's death, and they've never looked back since.
This Mom spent $12 on a bespoke Starbucks drink in a last-ditch attempt to stave off crippling depression. Should her kids really have free access to public education?
Boy, what a terrible headline.
We *need* the wealthy to participate in public services. If only poor people ride the bus, then rich people won't wield their power in support of public transit or, worse, will wield their power *against* it.
We *need* the wealthy to participate in public services. If only poor people ride the bus, then rich people won't wield their power in support of public transit or, worse, will wield their power *against* it.
Should Rich New Yorkers Get Free Stuff, Too? Mamdani Says Yes.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
This Mom spent $12 on a bespoke Starbucks drink in a last-ditch attempt to stave off crippling depression. Should her kids really have free access to public education?
I'd like it if Word didn't hang for 20 seconds when I switch a blank document from portrait to landscape.
I'd like it if Outlook didn't crash when I am scrolling through an email.
March 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'd like it if Word didn't hang for 20 seconds when I switch a blank document from portrait to landscape.
They are clearly looking for a new start
March 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
They are clearly looking for a new start
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The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
February 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
Yes we can and MAGA are positive aspirational platitudes.
Lock her up was targeted at one individual.
Defund the police estranges ~ a million law enforcement officers & their families throughout the country, many of whom believe (rightly or wrongly) that they serve their community with integrity.
Lock her up was targeted at one individual.
Defund the police estranges ~ a million law enforcement officers & their families throughout the country, many of whom believe (rightly or wrongly) that they serve their community with integrity.
I’m not going to get into this again but the defund the police critique remains complete bullshit
yes we can was nonspecific
lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what
make america great again couldn’t be less specific
this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits
yes we can was nonspecific
lock her up doesn’t lay out why or for what
make america great again couldn’t be less specific
this critique is pure reactionary nonsense filtered through pundits
One thing to add: Democrats really shouldn’t fear to be anti-ICE. It’s specific, unlike “defund the police.”
If asked, say “Of course I support enforcing the law. ICE isn’t doing that. They’re breaking laws—really important laws, like the Bill of Rights—not enforcing them, which why I oppose ICE.”
If asked, say “Of course I support enforcing the law. ICE isn’t doing that. They’re breaking laws—really important laws, like the Bill of Rights—not enforcing them, which why I oppose ICE.”
February 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Yes we can and MAGA are positive aspirational platitudes.
Lock her up was targeted at one individual.
Defund the police estranges ~ a million law enforcement officers & their families throughout the country, many of whom believe (rightly or wrongly) that they serve their community with integrity.
Lock her up was targeted at one individual.
Defund the police estranges ~ a million law enforcement officers & their families throughout the country, many of whom believe (rightly or wrongly) that they serve their community with integrity.
The AI bubble isn't popping, so much as letting out a long whoopie cushion fart.
AI Added 'Basically Zero' to US Economic Growth Last Year, Goldman Sachs Says https://gizmodo.com/ai-added-basically-zero-to-us-economic-growth-last-year-goldman-sachs-says-2000725380
AI Added 'Basically Zero' to US Economic Growth Last Year, Goldman Sachs Says
Imported chips and hardware mean the AI investemtns are translating into US GDP growth.
gizmodo.com
February 24, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The AI bubble isn't popping, so much as letting out a long whoopie cushion fart.
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Schitt's Creek - Moira's Commercial
YouTube video by Schitt's Creek
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Who would've guessed art can resonate more strongly with regular people than ideological screeds and manifestos 🤔
Andor is better at getting the average American out in the street than Marx or Lenin and it pisses off the dumbest people imaginable.
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Who would've guessed art can resonate more strongly with regular people than ideological screeds and manifestos 🤔
Wait until the (white power) ranger hears about this.
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Wait until the (white power) ranger hears about this.
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
It is WILD to have a top 10 game of the year list that includes "Mafia: The Old Country" but excludes Clair Obscura: Expedition 33, Death Stranding 2, Hollow Knight Silksong, and Blue Prince. Who is this list for @nytimes.com?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
Top 10 Video Games of 2025
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It is WILD to have a top 10 game of the year list that includes "Mafia: The Old Country" but excludes Clair Obscura: Expedition 33, Death Stranding 2, Hollow Knight Silksong, and Blue Prince. Who is this list for @nytimes.com?
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/a...
Less "enshittification" and more "dipshittification," amirite?
Patel plans to enshittify the FBI. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
F.B.I. Plans to Lower Recruiting Standards, Alarming Agents
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Less "enshittification" and more "dipshittification," amirite?
We're just a cowl or two away from Damon Lindelof's Watchmen
June 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
We're just a cowl or two away from Damon Lindelof's Watchmen
Fitting that the new pope is a fan of the Chicago Cubs since, like the Catholic Church, Cubs fans think in centuries.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fitting that the new pope is a fan of the Chicago Cubs since, like the Catholic Church, Cubs fans think in centuries.