Michael St. James
@michaelstjames.bsky.social
Musician, writer, creative.
"...and Stephen Root is in it."
Say no more.
Say no more.
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"...and Stephen Root is in it."
Say no more.
Say no more.
It's crazy you would need notecards for a hearing on Beastiality
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It's crazy you would need notecards for a hearing on Beastiality
hey @seanmcarroll.bsky.social In the "many worlds" theory, wouldn't it have to be the case that on a quantum level we are entangled with the other "branches" of ourselves? OR is Hilbert space the limit of entanglement at a distance?
September 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
hey @seanmcarroll.bsky.social In the "many worlds" theory, wouldn't it have to be the case that on a quantum level we are entangled with the other "branches" of ourselves? OR is Hilbert space the limit of entanglement at a distance?
Saying “hi puppy, good dog” makes me feel like one, too.
July 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Saying “hi puppy, good dog” makes me feel like one, too.
Same thing with libraries. Keep em open late on the weekends.
Let’s have some smutty authors do readings with snooty cocktails!
Whiskeys and tragic poems!
Beers and Bukowski!
Let’s have some smutty authors do readings with snooty cocktails!
Whiskeys and tragic poems!
Beers and Bukowski!
July 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Same thing with libraries. Keep em open late on the weekends.
Let’s have some smutty authors do readings with snooty cocktails!
Whiskeys and tragic poems!
Beers and Bukowski!
Let’s have some smutty authors do readings with snooty cocktails!
Whiskeys and tragic poems!
Beers and Bukowski!
I’ll say it again- museums should be open until midnight on weekends. I would like a few cocktails and no kids while I peruse and discuss beautiful art with interesting people.
July 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I’ll say it again- museums should be open until midnight on weekends. I would like a few cocktails and no kids while I peruse and discuss beautiful art with interesting people.
Don’t listen to the republicans who tell you don’t belong here. You absolutely belong here. Welcome, stay, let’s make this place better.
June 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Don’t listen to the republicans who tell you don’t belong here. You absolutely belong here. Welcome, stay, let’s make this place better.
Holdup, it’s pronounced “New-tella” not “Nuh-tella”?
Did everyone know this and you just kept it from me?
Did everyone know this and you just kept it from me?
June 22, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Holdup, it’s pronounced “New-tella” not “Nuh-tella”?
Did everyone know this and you just kept it from me?
Did everyone know this and you just kept it from me?
Denver. Sunset. Magic.
You guys, it’s actually prettier than this.
You guys, it’s actually prettier than this.
June 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Denver. Sunset. Magic.
You guys, it’s actually prettier than this.
You guys, it’s actually prettier than this.
Be careful who you’re standing next to in the produce section when Hall & Oates’ “One on One” comes on. I may have just cheated with an 82 yr old named Gladys who loves Cantaloupes.
June 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Be careful who you’re standing next to in the produce section when Hall & Oates’ “One on One” comes on. I may have just cheated with an 82 yr old named Gladys who loves Cantaloupes.
Man I love that song. Your mom and I fell in love to that on a dance floor.
You mean the Platryvia jingle- the one for moderate to advanced plaque psoriasis?
Goddamnit.
You mean the Platryvia jingle- the one for moderate to advanced plaque psoriasis?
Goddamnit.
June 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Man I love that song. Your mom and I fell in love to that on a dance floor.
You mean the Platryvia jingle- the one for moderate to advanced plaque psoriasis?
Goddamnit.
You mean the Platryvia jingle- the one for moderate to advanced plaque psoriasis?
Goddamnit.
There was no scenario in which Henry was leaving of this room alive. He knew that the minute Maxwell recognized him outside of the courthouse earlier that morning.
June 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
There was no scenario in which Henry was leaving of this room alive. He knew that the minute Maxwell recognized him outside of the courthouse earlier that morning.
Give me the most 80s song you can think of.
youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?...
youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?...
June 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Give me the most 80s song you can think of.
youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?...
youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?...
I was today years old when I learned that “Canola” oil is a contraction of "Canadian" and "ola" (meaning oil). Originally bred in Canada in the 1960s. It comes from a seed in the mustard family.
What’s the name of that? the rapeseed plant. Eek.
“Canola” it is - good rebranding.
Thank you 🇨🇦
What’s the name of that? the rapeseed plant. Eek.
“Canola” it is - good rebranding.
Thank you 🇨🇦
June 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I was today years old when I learned that “Canola” oil is a contraction of "Canadian" and "ola" (meaning oil). Originally bred in Canada in the 1960s. It comes from a seed in the mustard family.
What’s the name of that? the rapeseed plant. Eek.
“Canola” it is - good rebranding.
Thank you 🇨🇦
What’s the name of that? the rapeseed plant. Eek.
“Canola” it is - good rebranding.
Thank you 🇨🇦
Shout out to you if you are fighting through it or recovering. It never seems like you are doing enough or progressing, but you are. And being here is enough.
June 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Shout out to you if you are fighting through it or recovering. It never seems like you are doing enough or progressing, but you are. And being here is enough.
Well, if the New York Giants and New York Jets can actually play in New Jersey, I guess the Chicago Bears can actually play in Indiana, and the Kansas City Chiefs once Missourians will soon be Kansans.
Honestly, nothing matters anymore.
Honestly, nothing matters anymore.
June 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Well, if the New York Giants and New York Jets can actually play in New Jersey, I guess the Chicago Bears can actually play in Indiana, and the Kansas City Chiefs once Missourians will soon be Kansans.
Honestly, nothing matters anymore.
Honestly, nothing matters anymore.
Drop a “the two yutes?” on ‘em and see where you stand.
June 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Drop a “the two yutes?” on ‘em and see where you stand.
This is a behind the scenes picture of when Mr. Rogers auditioned for Get Smart.
Just kidding:
Starting Thursday, an official YouTube channel dedicated to Fred Rogers. Eventually - full episodes, behind-the-scenes footage and compilations.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/a...?
Just kidding:
Starting Thursday, an official YouTube channel dedicated to Fred Rogers. Eventually - full episodes, behind-the-scenes footage and compilations.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/a...?
Mister Rogers: Now on YouTube
www.nytimes.com
June 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
This is a behind the scenes picture of when Mr. Rogers auditioned for Get Smart.
Just kidding:
Starting Thursday, an official YouTube channel dedicated to Fred Rogers. Eventually - full episodes, behind-the-scenes footage and compilations.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/a...?
Just kidding:
Starting Thursday, an official YouTube channel dedicated to Fred Rogers. Eventually - full episodes, behind-the-scenes footage and compilations.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/a...?
A little help: Allegra or Claritin? And do you find a difference between branded or store brand? What say you?
June 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
A little help: Allegra or Claritin? And do you find a difference between branded or store brand? What say you?
QB coaches everywhere: "No, son. Do not do it like THAT."
June 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
QB coaches everywhere: "No, son. Do not do it like THAT."
Buying a bed is like spending thousands on a lotto ticket.
June 3, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Buying a bed is like spending thousands on a lotto ticket.
This should be a violation of her terms of parole.
NEW: Tina Peters, newly freed by Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D), begins her MAGA media tour by telling Steve Bannon that Democrats are cheating on elections and she was imprisoned as retribution for exposing voting machines that flip votes.
June 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This should be a violation of her terms of parole.
This woman is the QUEEN of Collector's Edition(s) <--- heavy emphasis on the "S"
June 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This woman is the QUEEN of Collector's Edition(s) <--- heavy emphasis on the "S"
Oh, THAT’S what a “vomit draft” meant?!
(mouthwash, brushes teeth)
I was mistaken.
(mouthwash, brushes teeth)
I was mistaken.
June 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Oh, THAT’S what a “vomit draft” meant?!
(mouthwash, brushes teeth)
I was mistaken.
(mouthwash, brushes teeth)
I was mistaken.
It just dawned on me while contemplating the classic meaning behind "...left to my own devices" how we call these phones and computers "devices."
May 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
It just dawned on me while contemplating the classic meaning behind "...left to my own devices" how we call these phones and computers "devices."