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mick jogger
@mickjogger.bsky.social
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Union rep at the dick sucking factory

I make ambient synth tunes
https://mickjogger.bandcamp.com/

Check out my band of merry weed smokers
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · Dec 6
Bandcamp Friday! I have a newer album that i released last month but this one might still be my favorite
#ambient #synthsky

mickjogger.bandcamp.com/album/jogger...
Jogger II, by Mick Jogger
6 track album
mickjogger.bandcamp.com
mickjogger.bsky.social
I went to heaven for 18 days and let me tell you, Jesus is packing a monster dong. Like that thing is scary
October 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
[the news] infamous GOP pedophile dies

[me] yeah you're gonna have to narrow that one down for me a bit
October 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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brenttoderian.bsky.social
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
October 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
example for how to suck shit
October 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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morrocc.bsky.social
C’mon
October 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
Shane Powers asked to be voted out (he wouldn't quit because he didn't want his son to see him give up) but his alliance refused because they needed the numbers
Shane asking Danielle(?) to vote him out
October 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
"Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
October 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
September 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
off topic but I hate this dork's leather jacket with lapels that he insists on weary every single day
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d
Jensen Huang: "We all need to hope it's an engineering problem. If it's not an engineering problem, it's not solvable."
September 28, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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gwenckatz.bsky.social
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says: Forget ChatGPT Flyers Say it with Broadsheets Unlimited fonts Stretch them Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason No whitespace Mix capital and lowercase Pointing hands (They're called manicules!) Don't be left behind Broadsheets are the future
September 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
i actually appreciate the nyt and the ice coffee guy for bringing us some good ol fashioned discourse to get mad about on this here friday afternoon
September 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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sexdracula.rocks
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
September 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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awholedamntown.bsky.social
Always thinking of this #TwinPeaks meme from Reddit. Blows my mind.
A map showing how James's "Just You" song led to the death of BOB in "Twin Peaks: The Return"
September 25, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social
before every job interview I like to go around and smack the coffee cup out of the hands of anyone who dares to drink coffee.
September 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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bijan.bsky.social
i think about this post all the time. you might too
Snooby @DoBiddley1 I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas 12:45 AM · Apr 1, 2026 · 728K Views
September 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
September 24, 2026 at 8:35 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
The winner of the alw is likely to have a negative wins/loss record and I just think that's beautiful
September 24, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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flow.blacksky.app
2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.
ohrobin.bsky.social gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 13d
The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems.
September 23, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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samthielman.com
Jeremiah what's it like to be right about everything? is it like super satisfying? like a thing where everyone loves you?
September 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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sorrowscopes.bsky.social
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
September 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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tbone.malware-virus.biz
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
September 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
i hope so cuz they keep making me repeat myself
September 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
mickjogger.bsky.social
alot of yall remember 9/11 but forgot the alamo smh
September 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
mickjogger.bsky.social
feels like i'm supposed to be remembering something today
September 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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beagle.bsky.social
*grunting sounds*
shot from the show home improvement. tim allen is looking at his neighbor wilson over his fence. wilson has been replaced with elizabeth holmes and the caption reads "tim, i'm always being real"
September 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM