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Middlerage
@middlerage.bsky.social
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Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · Feb 26
😆 The international symbol of Shut The F Up…🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇
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Maybe get it open first Moron!
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 47m
Trump: We're thinking about renaming the Hormuz Strait as the Trump Strait
October 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Hey Natalie!
Tell your boyfriend he’s fucking insane.
October 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Of the fucking decade! 🙄
October 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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America doesn’t have too many immigrants.
It has too many rapists!
October 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I thought Democrats controlled the weather. 🤡
October 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Can they learn how to fucking follow the LAW first???
kylegriffin1.bsky.social Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1d
NEW on MS NOW:

The FBI plans to offer the UFC an exclusive one-year contract to train its special agents in hand-to-hand combat.

UFC chief executive Dana White has long been a Trump ally.

"This is just Patel giving his friend Dana White a lucrative contract."
Patel’s FBI wants to give UFC exclusive contract to train agents
CEO Dana White has long been an ally of President Donald Trump and his administration. Agents would be trained in hand-to-hand combat.
www.ms.now
October 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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America first!
October 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Trump is literally a kid punching another kid in the face while whining about not receiving the Anti-Bullying Prize.
October 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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The FDA that stopped testing your food is actively making it more dangerous!
Tracks. 😮‍💨
October 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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This is fucking batshit.

Trump asks high court to revive 2016 election lawsuit against
Clinton www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
October 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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It’s a Nazi Nation.
We are disgraceful!
October 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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He's been reading the Cliff's Notes for 1984 again. 🤡
October 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Trump's ultimate threesome? 🤡
browneyedsusan.bsky.social Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 5h
What do you call this?
October 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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Or ya know just 2 RAPISTS! 😮‍💨
October 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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These are all connected.
October 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Because you’re a RAPIST too! 🙄
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h
Mike Tyson: "There's no way I would be here if it wasn't for a president like Donald Trump"
October 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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There you go.
October 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Kamala & Hillary were right!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Trump’s suit is literally a urinal cake. 😆
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you. Traditional Fit Two button Natural stretch fabric Water- and stain-resistant Performance stretch lining 66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex Dry clean only Imported Shipping and returns Get free standard shipping on orders over $50, or enjoy it on every purchase, no minimum by joining our Bank Account Rewards® program—join for free and never pay for standard shipping again! See our Shipping Policy for more details. Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
October 10, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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This Mental Health Day, let’s take care of EVERYONE by putting this maniac in the padded cell he so richly deserves
Donald Trump with American Flag
ALT: Donald Trump with American Flag
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October 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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His makeup artist is leaning fully into MAGA Red. 🤡
October 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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🤡🤡🤡
Someone’s pissed 😆
October 10, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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JD Vance the Nazi with a “heart” 🙄
October 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Anyone else? 🥴
October 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Legend. ✊
October 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM