Migraine Duck
@migraineduck.bsky.social
Healthcare robot; any/all; nonbinary; tea, cats, sleep deprivation. Winter is my favorite season.
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Migraine Duck
@migraineduck.bsky.social
· Apr 22
“I don’t remember this part from last time.”
“Well, you probably won’t remember this time either, kiddo.”
“But we just met!”
Story of my life.
“Well, you probably won’t remember this time either, kiddo.”
“But we just met!”
Story of my life.
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Had enough of ICE brutality? Here’s your chance to do something about the times we live in where human rights and the constitution don’t matter to Trump’s agents.
Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/2
Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/2
October 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Had enough of ICE brutality? Here’s your chance to do something about the times we live in where human rights and the constitution don’t matter to Trump’s agents.
Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/2
Sign our pledge to vote and do all you can to fight back this critical midterm election. 1/2
If you don’t believe in modern medicine, don’t come to my hospital! Fix your fractures with crystals or reiki! Don’t involve me! This sucks!
October 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If you don’t believe in modern medicine, don’t come to my hospital! Fix your fractures with crystals or reiki! Don’t involve me! This sucks!
The patient first.
A Michigan nurse is accused of helping an injured immigration detainee escape from a hospital while in federal custody.
Nurse helped injured Mexican escape ICE custody at hospital: Feds
www.newsweek.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The patient first.
Everything I know about eye surgery, I have learned against my will. New most annoying specialty. All the neuroticism of neuro with none of the fun.
September 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Everything I know about eye surgery, I have learned against my will. New most annoying specialty. All the neuroticism of neuro with none of the fun.
Storms in my area ripped my beautiful tall sunflowers out of the ground and I have spent the day watching squirrels rush in to tear them apart whenever the rain eases up and this isn’t a total metaphor for 2026 but also it could be.
September 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Storms in my area ripped my beautiful tall sunflowers out of the ground and I have spent the day watching squirrels rush in to tear them apart whenever the rain eases up and this isn’t a total metaphor for 2026 but also it could be.
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We Like The Moon
YouTube video by Rathergood
youtu.be
September 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
CHICAGO—Granting the public permission to disregard the organization’s previous recommendations, American Medical Association officials announced this week that huge biceps were now the only thing tha...
theonion.com
September 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Rather than worrying about eating a balanced diet or maintaining an active lifestyle, our advice is to spend as much time as possible in the gym hitting dumbbell curls until your biceps are crazy big.” — Dr. Willie Underwood III, American Medical Association president
Found and refurbished the randoseru backpack I bought in Japan about 20 years ago. Sent the kid to daycare with it today, having some big feelings.
September 21, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Found and refurbished the randoseru backpack I bought in Japan about 20 years ago. Sent the kid to daycare with it today, having some big feelings.
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I can’t imagine what you have to do to a human’s soul to make them believe that this is justified or worse yet to lie about it being pretend.
This video was filmed in Palestine.
My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
My heart struggles to comprehend such cruelty and the heartbreaking disregard for human life. No human being should have to endure this.
September 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I can’t imagine what you have to do to a human’s soul to make them believe that this is justified or worse yet to lie about it being pretend.
My face behind the mask when the surgeon makes a shitty joke.
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
September 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My face behind the mask when the surgeon makes a shitty joke.
@oliviaatwater.com My mom is visiting and brought a book she thought I’d like. Ten Thousand Stitches, which she’d bought from her local indie bookstore. <3
September 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
@oliviaatwater.com My mom is visiting and brought a book she thought I’d like. Ten Thousand Stitches, which she’d bought from her local indie bookstore. <3
My mom wants me to explain why I hate ai shit so much, and I absolutely can’t explain this part to her. I refuse.
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
September 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My mom wants me to explain why I hate ai shit so much, and I absolutely can’t explain this part to her. I refuse.
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1/x
GOOD GOD YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS.
You want trans ppl to vote for your favourite anti-trans dem?
Let me help you convince us!
First, don't say, "Oh, you want the MAGA candidate?" No. We don't. You already know that. It's not furthering the debate at all.
So what should you say?
A THREAD!
GOOD GOD YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS.
You want trans ppl to vote for your favourite anti-trans dem?
Let me help you convince us!
First, don't say, "Oh, you want the MAGA candidate?" No. We don't. You already know that. It's not furthering the debate at all.
So what should you say?
A THREAD!
July 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
1/x
GOOD GOD YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS.
You want trans ppl to vote for your favourite anti-trans dem?
Let me help you convince us!
First, don't say, "Oh, you want the MAGA candidate?" No. We don't. You already know that. It's not furthering the debate at all.
So what should you say?
A THREAD!
GOOD GOD YOU STUPID CIS FUCKS.
You want trans ppl to vote for your favourite anti-trans dem?
Let me help you convince us!
First, don't say, "Oh, you want the MAGA candidate?" No. We don't. You already know that. It's not furthering the debate at all.
So what should you say?
A THREAD!
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Inject this directly into my heart.
September 9, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Inject this directly into my heart.
“His heart’s in the right place, but his dick’s out on Mars.”
Pure poetry about a particular type of guy.
Pure poetry about a particular type of guy.
September 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“His heart’s in the right place, but his dick’s out on Mars.”
Pure poetry about a particular type of guy.
Pure poetry about a particular type of guy.
Watching Sudden Death, and I can’t take a single thing seriously because what do you mean anyone gives a shit about the vice president? In year of our fuck 2026, that’s just too ridiculous.
September 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Watching Sudden Death, and I can’t take a single thing seriously because what do you mean anyone gives a shit about the vice president? In year of our fuck 2026, that’s just too ridiculous.
Hey @sethmoulton.bsky.social , what’s your favorite flavor of crayon?
September 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Hey @sethmoulton.bsky.social , what’s your favorite flavor of crayon?
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Just voted for Markey in the primary.
My message to Seth Moulton:
My message to Seth Moulton:
![Go home and be a family man [dot] jpeg](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y3dvjnlgnytjs5p6h7b33y6f/bafkreiafmrmliiuvlg6mcqifz6hlbyuoc4jwhucvbhieseo35ep3u62f4i)
September 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Just voted for Markey in the primary.
My message to Seth Moulton:
My message to Seth Moulton:
Crumbling into dust and ibuprofen pills b/c i what do you mean it’s the 30th anniversary of Gundam Wing?
*clutching tallgeese iii and crying*
*clutching tallgeese iii and crying*
August 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Crumbling into dust and ibuprofen pills b/c i what do you mean it’s the 30th anniversary of Gundam Wing?
*clutching tallgeese iii and crying*
*clutching tallgeese iii and crying*
Me when the ortho surgeon asks for a vaginal speculum (yes this actually happened).
August 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Me when the ortho surgeon asks for a vaginal speculum (yes this actually happened).
I showed my kid Pirates of Dark Water. He’s obsessed. He’ll yell stuff about Dark Water and wave around his little foam sword.
August 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I showed my kid Pirates of Dark Water. He’s obsessed. He’ll yell stuff about Dark Water and wave around his little foam sword.
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Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.