Mike
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10 billion for an anti-missile system? 10 billion what? £10 notes?
October 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
10 billion for an anti-missile system? 10 billion what? £10 notes?
I think James is recruited. Mainly because of the reports he got overwhelmed at one point during filming and they had to take a break. Surely that hasn’t happened yet. #CelebrityTraitors
October 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I think James is recruited. Mainly because of the reports he got overwhelmed at one point during filming and they had to take a break. Surely that hasn’t happened yet. #CelebrityTraitors
I’ve never willingly listened to an Ed Sheeran song. I’ve always sensed a deep evil in him.
September 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’ve never willingly listened to an Ed Sheeran song. I’ve always sensed a deep evil in him.
I’ve seen 200 stories saying “nobody cares what AI thinks you’d look like in the 80s” and 0 people actually doing whatever the trend is
September 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I’ve seen 200 stories saying “nobody cares what AI thinks you’d look like in the 80s” and 0 people actually doing whatever the trend is
🚨 Monty Don quits Gardeners’ World 🚨
September 8, 2026 at 11:23 AM
🚨 Monty Don quits Gardeners’ World 🚨
Ethel Caterham, the world’s oldest person, is 117 today. She’s the only verified British person to reach the ages of 116 and 117.
August 21, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Ethel Caterham, the world’s oldest person, is 117 today. She’s the only verified British person to reach the ages of 116 and 117.
The guys in these suits must have air con and/or be naked
August 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The guys in these suits must have air con and/or be naked
This headline has probably killed half a dozen boomers (who personally fought in the Second World War and just got on with things back then and remember when binmen carried bins before woke)
July 29, 2026 at 11:46 AM
This headline has probably killed half a dozen boomers (who personally fought in the Second World War and just got on with things back then and remember when binmen carried bins before woke)
In retrospect it would’ve been better if our first goal had caused positive momentum and confidence, leading to another one, instead of immediately crumbling and defending for the rest of the game
July 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
In retrospect it would’ve been better if our first goal had caused positive momentum and confidence, leading to another one, instead of immediately crumbling and defending for the rest of the game
That’s exactly the opposite of what we needed to happen
July 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
That’s exactly the opposite of what we needed to happen
If I was England I would quite simply score another goal
July 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
If I was England I would quite simply score another goal
I wonder if that slide into Anne Widdecombe’s swimming pool was for her use
July 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I wonder if that slide into Anne Widdecombe’s swimming pool was for her use
Never thumbs-downed something so quickly in my life
July 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Never thumbs-downed something so quickly in my life
It’ll be whinging, playing the victim, and saying his family are being harassed
NEW: Nigel Farage to give statement on “my future in public life” at 2pm
July 7, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’ll be whinging, playing the victim, and saying his family are being harassed
I’ve wished nothing but misfortune for Jack Draper since he said his dream dinner party guests would be “Donald Trump, Conor McGregor, and Jimmy Carr”
June 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I’ve wished nothing but misfortune for Jack Draper since he said his dream dinner party guests would be “Donald Trump, Conor McGregor, and Jimmy Carr”
Greece really respects this profession
June 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Greece really respects this profession
It can’t be too long until Trump falls over in public. I just hope we get a really clear video.
June 17, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It can’t be too long until Trump falls over in public. I just hope we get a really clear video.
Every five minutes my dog forgets it’s too warm to lie on me and jumps up from the cool floor. Three brain cells, maximum.
May 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Every five minutes my dog forgets it’s too warm to lie on me and jumps up from the cool floor. Three brain cells, maximum.
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"Mr. Speaker, I am a gooner" - the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in Parliament just now
May 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"Mr. Speaker, I am a gooner" - the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in Parliament just now
I will not hear a word against Scott Mills. Having said that, he was a very bland radio presenter and quite an evil man.
March 30, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I will not hear a word against Scott Mills. Having said that, he was a very bland radio presenter and quite an evil man.