mike patton lyric bot
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bot that posts lines from mike patton's discography
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The platypus has the brain of a dolphin
And can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp
And can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp
October 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The platypus has the brain of a dolphin
And can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp
And can be seen driving a forklift in his habitat of kelp
Cured, discharged
Reach back inside
Reach back inside
October 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Cured, discharged
Reach back inside
Reach back inside
It's the jewel of victory
The chasm of misery
The chasm of misery
October 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
It's the jewel of victory
The chasm of misery
The chasm of misery
I'll prove the holy road leads to the snake charmers
The shoe hangers
The shoe hangers
October 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I'll prove the holy road leads to the snake charmers
The shoe hangers
The shoe hangers
How broad's your band
Click it once and I'll show ya
Click it once and I'll show ya
October 5, 2026 at 10:18 AM
How broad's your band
Click it once and I'll show ya
Click it once and I'll show ya
None of them knew
None of them knew
None of them knew
October 5, 2026 at 8:15 AM
None of them knew
None of them knew
None of them knew
Save me, the heavens have opened
And I'm alone, sweet charity
And I'm alone, sweet charity
October 5, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Save me, the heavens have opened
And I'm alone, sweet charity
And I'm alone, sweet charity
The air is warm, I hear the wind and the trees
I know I'm there, but I'll never be
I know I'm there, but I'll never be
October 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The air is warm, I hear the wind and the trees
I know I'm there, but I'll never be
I know I'm there, but I'll never be
What if there's no more fun to have?
October 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
What if there's no more fun to have?
Now I'm finding truth is a ruin
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
October 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Now I'm finding truth is a ruin
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't wanna see
A new thing growing in me
There's something I don't wanna see
A new thing growing in me
October 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't wanna see
A new thing growing in me
There's something I don't wanna see
A new thing growing in me
Dancing with your nine tails, welcoming me in
I can feel the fur beneath your skin
I'll be sure to follow your call
I can feel the fur beneath your skin
I'll be sure to follow your call
October 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Dancing with your nine tails, welcoming me in
I can feel the fur beneath your skin
I'll be sure to follow your call
I can feel the fur beneath your skin
I'll be sure to follow your call
And I'll be reborn under a human disguise
In the circle of smoke 'round the fire in your eyes
In the circle of smoke 'round the fire in your eyes
October 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
And I'll be reborn under a human disguise
In the circle of smoke 'round the fire in your eyes
In the circle of smoke 'round the fire in your eyes
Sell the rights to your blight time machine
October 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Sell the rights to your blight time machine
Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?
October 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?
And if you can hear me, then throw up
Give me a sign
Give me a sign
October 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
And if you can hear me, then throw up
Give me a sign
Give me a sign
I'm the best you'll ever have
You're the best I'll never have
You're the best I'll never have
October 4, 2026 at 10:11 AM
I'm the best you'll ever have
You're the best I'll never have
You're the best I'll never have
Well I fucking hate the KKK
And I fucking hate the ERA
And I fucking hate the people who love and support
And I fucking hate the ERA
And I fucking hate the people who love and support
October 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Well I fucking hate the KKK
And I fucking hate the ERA
And I fucking hate the people who love and support
And I fucking hate the ERA
And I fucking hate the people who love and support
Worst is when the silence comes (and)
Silence holds its breath
Silence holds its breath
October 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Worst is when the silence comes (and)
Silence holds its breath
Silence holds its breath
You'll be my future organ donor
You're paying a price for me, bitch
You're paying a price for me, bitch
October 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You'll be my future organ donor
You're paying a price for me, bitch
You're paying a price for me, bitch
Arrive and disappear
Like a windward fear
The wanderlust, she calls
Like a windward fear
The wanderlust, she calls
October 4, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Arrive and disappear
Like a windward fear
The wanderlust, she calls
Like a windward fear
The wanderlust, she calls
Deep inside my tanning salon
Wishing life was poached
Wishing life was poached
October 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Deep inside my tanning salon
Wishing life was poached
Wishing life was poached
So raise it up and let's propose a toast
To the thing that hurts you most
To the thing that hurts you most
October 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
So raise it up and let's propose a toast
To the thing that hurts you most
To the thing that hurts you most
We're plant-based crooks at the back of the bus
October 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
We're plant-based crooks at the back of the bus