Mike Scholtz
@mikescholtz.com
I’m a documentary filmmaker who lives in the woods of northern Minnesota.
Y’know, I was just wondering, “What would Plan 9 From Outer Space look like in color?” And along comes They Came From Beyond Space!
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September 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Y’know, I was just wondering, “What would Plan 9 From Outer Space look like in color?” And along comes They Came From Beyond Space!
#svengoolie
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I keep waiting for the Avengers to show up on this episode of #Svengoolie. And not those Avengers. THESE Avengers:
September 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I keep waiting for the Avengers to show up on this episode of #Svengoolie. And not those Avengers. THESE Avengers:
September 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Is that another deadly phone booth???
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September 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Is that another deadly phone booth???
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“They Came From Beyond Space” makes a strong argument against phone booths.
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September 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“They Came From Beyond Space” makes a strong argument against phone booths.
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Why did our hero steal Archie Andrew’s car and paint it green?
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September 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Why did our hero steal Archie Andrew’s car and paint it green?
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This looks like the kind of space science lab where a bank of computers might suddenly turn into a rotating bed.
#svengoolie #swingingsixties
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September 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
This looks like the kind of space science lab where a bank of computers might suddenly turn into a rotating bed.
#svengoolie #swingingsixties
#svengoolie #swingingsixties
The title music for this film is far groovier than I was expecting! Are we in for a mod time?
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September 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The title music for this film is far groovier than I was expecting! Are we in for a mod time?
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
My 3-step plan: 1) Watched Coyote Vs. Acme; 2) Loved Coyote Vs. Acme; 3) Dug up my old Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote VHS tape and watched it
August 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
My 3-step plan: 1) Watched Coyote Vs. Acme; 2) Loved Coyote Vs. Acme; 3) Dug up my old Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote VHS tape and watched it
I wish Svengoolie would always play movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
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But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
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August 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I wish Svengoolie would always play movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
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But then I remembered, there are no other movies as good as Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
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An early 2000s remake of Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter starring Viggo Mortensen would have slayed.
Vampires.
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Vampires.
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August 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
An early 2000s remake of Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter starring Viggo Mortensen would have slayed.
Vampires.
#svengoolie
Vampires.
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Captain Kronos and Marcus give each other the traditional Han-and-Lando greeting.
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August 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Captain Kronos and Marcus give each other the traditional Han-and-Lando greeting.
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You can tell from the title card that this is going to be the coolest Hammer horror film ever.
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August 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
You can tell from the title card that this is going to be the coolest Hammer horror film ever.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
If Caroline Munro’s crime was “dancing on Sundays,” what is this village going to do to poor Kevin Bacon?
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August 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
If Caroline Munro’s crime was “dancing on Sundays,” what is this village going to do to poor Kevin Bacon?
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Reposted by Mike Scholtz
Making this video for my band The Electric Witch. All volunteers including the film makers (@mikescholtz.com @vcoit.bsky.social), shot 2 days/locations. @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social made the wolf heads you see for 2 seconds. Walked a long way back in the dark & pouring rain chanting "Murder hike!"
The Electric Witch - "Hallowed"
YouTube video by Zac Bentz
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July 22, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Making this video for my band The Electric Witch. All volunteers including the film makers (@mikescholtz.com @vcoit.bsky.social), shot 2 days/locations. @leaveittopsteph.bsky.social made the wolf heads you see for 2 seconds. Walked a long way back in the dark & pouring rain chanting "Murder hike!"
Reposted by Mike Scholtz
You have one more week to see “Modern Art and Politics in Germany, 1910-1945” at the Minneapolis Institute of Art.
July 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You have one more week to see “Modern Art and Politics in Germany, 1910-1945” at the Minneapolis Institute of Art.
I recently endured a 14-hour flight from Manila to LAX by listening to nothing but The Best of Sade on repeat.
Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace.
Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace.
July 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I recently endured a 14-hour flight from Manila to LAX by listening to nothing but The Best of Sade on repeat.
Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace.
Only Sade can rhyme Chicago with Key Largo and still bring me inner peace.
Is the demon in this movie from the hot dog finger dimension?
#everythingeverywhereallatonce
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June 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Is the demon in this movie from the hot dog finger dimension?
#everythingeverywhereallatonce
#svengoolie
#everythingeverywhereallatonce
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“Call it off, Coswell” is a phrase I need to start saying on the daily.
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June 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“Call it off, Coswell” is a phrase I need to start saying on the daily.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
The Mandalorian and Grogu skidding down a snowy mountain slope inside an Imperial chicken walker was the best skiing I’ve seen in a movie since Roger Moore in The Spy Who Loved Me.
May 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The Mandalorian and Grogu skidding down a snowy mountain slope inside an Imperial chicken walker was the best skiing I’ve seen in a movie since Roger Moore in The Spy Who Loved Me.
I loved The Mandalorian and Grogu. Especially the part where the film slows down so Grogu can build a tiny mud hut in the jungle to help the Mandalorian. I'll be watching that sequence and everything around it for the rest of my life whenever I want to relax. What an unexpected joy.
May 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I loved The Mandalorian and Grogu. Especially the part where the film slows down so Grogu can build a tiny mud hut in the jungle to help the Mandalorian. I'll be watching that sequence and everything around it for the rest of my life whenever I want to relax. What an unexpected joy.
How to Make a Monster makes a classic mistake that so many movies about Hollywood make: the movies that are being made in the movie look better than the movie we are currently watching.
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April 26, 2026 at 12:13 AM
How to Make a Monster makes a classic mistake that so many movies about Hollywood make: the movies that are being made in the movie look better than the movie we are currently watching.
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I’ve seen this movie on #Svengoolie before and it is NOT as instructive as you might think.
April 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’ve seen this movie on #Svengoolie before and it is NOT as instructive as you might think.
This is somewhat cathartic.
Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
March 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is somewhat cathartic.