Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
Trailblazing jazz trombonist. Not really.
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Miles Cliatt
@milescliatt.bsky.social
· Dec 28
Spending way too much of my life not making art.
Life goes on, man.
The SPEAKER implies.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
The LISTENER infers.
The DUDE abides.
October 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Life goes on, man.
Gonna open up a diving school/weed dispensary, call it “SCUBA Doobie-Do.”
October 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Gonna open up a diving school/weed dispensary, call it “SCUBA Doobie-Do.”
I do not like the best-2-out-of-3 format for a playoff baseball series. I get it, but I don’t like it. Best 3 out of 5 should be the minimum.
October 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I do not like the best-2-out-of-3 format for a playoff baseball series. I get it, but I don’t like it. Best 3 out of 5 should be the minimum.
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
October 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
Whenever I hear “big pharma,” my brain turns it into “big farmer.” So these TV ads got me imagining Jon Ossoff taking on some Paul Bunyan-like character.
September 29, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Whenever I hear “big pharma,” my brain turns it into “big farmer.” So these TV ads got me imagining Jon Ossoff taking on some Paul Bunyan-like character.
“Committees are made up of people who make up committees.” – Stacy Peralta
September 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
“Committees are made up of people who make up committees.” – Stacy Peralta
Pleased with result of sporting contest.
September 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Pleased with result of sporting contest.
“I’m just gonna try to tamper my expectations.” – thing a person at work just said
September 24, 2026 at 2:09 PM
“I’m just gonna try to tamper my expectations.” – thing a person at work just said
Just walking around with an ‘80s Heart song in my head. No worse than anything else that’s going on in the world, really.
September 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Just walking around with an ‘80s Heart song in my head. No worse than anything else that’s going on in the world, really.
Again, if you’re wondering why I pivot from tea to zero-sugar soda around lunchtime, then pivot back to tea a little later, it’s so that I can have just the worst breath imaginable.
September 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Again, if you’re wondering why I pivot from tea to zero-sugar soda around lunchtime, then pivot back to tea a little later, it’s so that I can have just the worst breath imaginable.
No thanks; I’ll head straight for the PBR.
September 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
No thanks; I’ll head straight for the PBR.
“This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore.” (1/3)
September 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore.” (1/3)
I know I’ve said it before, but the flesh-eating bacteria just sounds like a real unpleasant deal.
September 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I know I’ve said it before, but the flesh-eating bacteria just sounds like a real unpleasant deal.
Pretty sure I’ve never known anybody named Herb.
September 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Pretty sure I’ve never known anybody named Herb.
I’m gonna start a mediocre Maiden/Zeppelin cover band, call it Alexander the Zoso.
September 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I’m gonna start a mediocre Maiden/Zeppelin cover band, call it Alexander the Zoso.
Hard to overstate how odd the young-women-wearing-dad-shoes fashion trend seems to me.
September 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Hard to overstate how odd the young-women-wearing-dad-shoes fashion trend seems to me.
Drive-by eggings, plaguing L.A.
September 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Drive-by eggings, plaguing L.A.
I heart the brutalist train stations in Washington, D.C.
September 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I heart the brutalist train stations in Washington, D.C.
“I’m not a gravy girl” – thing a server at this restaurant just said
September 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
“I’m not a gravy girl” – thing a server at this restaurant just said
Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door...
September 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door...
Most of this year’s U.S. Open garb is an affront to the eyeballs.
September 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Most of this year’s U.S. Open garb is an affront to the eyeballs.
Today is the Mondayest Tuesday that ever was.
September 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Today is the Mondayest Tuesday that ever was.
Saw a closed caption that said INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC, and that just makes me want to hear what the other kind sounds like.
September 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Saw a closed caption that said INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC, and that just makes me want to hear what the other kind sounds like.
Just over here tryna rage against the dying of the light.
September 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Just over here tryna rage against the dying of the light.
Hard to follow a tennis match on TV when it’s two dudes wearing the exact same clothes.
September 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Hard to follow a tennis match on TV when it’s two dudes wearing the exact same clothes.