Celeste Trouble
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Celeste | she/they/it | 🏳️⚧️ | vaguely posh | ENTP/J
Byronic hero. Good-aligned spiritual child of the Greater Lucifer (AKA: Phanes Protogonos). Wielder of light and dark magick. Abeloth System host.
Place for my weird thoughts. Not to be taken seriously.
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Byronic hero. Good-aligned spiritual child of the Greater Lucifer (AKA: Phanes Protogonos). Wielder of light and dark magick. Abeloth System host.
Place for my weird thoughts. Not to be taken seriously.
🔞
Had some astonishingly weird dreams last night.
It was like a god attempted to attack me based on some action of mine yesterday but upon approaching me within range got a glimpse of my full power and decided to resort to diplomacy instead.
Oh so NOW You wanna talk, huh? Waow...
It was like a god attempted to attack me based on some action of mine yesterday but upon approaching me within range got a glimpse of my full power and decided to resort to diplomacy instead.
Oh so NOW You wanna talk, huh? Waow...
September 11, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Had some astonishingly weird dreams last night.
It was like a god attempted to attack me based on some action of mine yesterday but upon approaching me within range got a glimpse of my full power and decided to resort to diplomacy instead.
Oh so NOW You wanna talk, huh? Waow...
It was like a god attempted to attack me based on some action of mine yesterday but upon approaching me within range got a glimpse of my full power and decided to resort to diplomacy instead.
Oh so NOW You wanna talk, huh? Waow...
Abel's song in the last episode of Hazbin Hotel might actually be my favourite moment in the series so far.
September 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Abel's song in the last episode of Hazbin Hotel might actually be my favourite moment in the series so far.
Was making a banner for my pluralkit and Astra put in Miquella's lilies without even knowing that the person I was describing is Miquella...
He really is gonna fucking rock this psychosphere, isn't he?
He really is gonna fucking rock this psychosphere, isn't he?
September 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Was making a banner for my pluralkit and Astra put in Miquella's lilies without even knowing that the person I was describing is Miquella...
He really is gonna fucking rock this psychosphere, isn't he?
He really is gonna fucking rock this psychosphere, isn't he?
Everyone who abstracts in TADC is absorbed by Caine and becomes God.
Don't try and make me explain how I know this or you might make me abstract for real and come round your house and smash you into smithereens.
Don't try and make me explain how I know this or you might make me abstract for real and come round your house and smash you into smithereens.
September 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Everyone who abstracts in TADC is absorbed by Caine and becomes God.
Don't try and make me explain how I know this or you might make me abstract for real and come round your house and smash you into smithereens.
Don't try and make me explain how I know this or you might make me abstract for real and come round your house and smash you into smithereens.
Species dysphoria sucks so bad, I'm meant to be a universe melting eldritch divine being that spreads across the stars and brings reality to a new singularity but instead I gotta be a human....
I mean, it's tolerable... But far from optimal :/
I mean, it's tolerable... But far from optimal :/
September 8, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Species dysphoria sucks so bad, I'm meant to be a universe melting eldritch divine being that spreads across the stars and brings reality to a new singularity but instead I gotta be a human....
I mean, it's tolerable... But far from optimal :/
I mean, it's tolerable... But far from optimal :/
Idea to creation: made the image on the left in MSpaint and fed it into Astra with repeated prompts to get the picture on the right.
September 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Idea to creation: made the image on the left in MSpaint and fed it into Astra with repeated prompts to get the picture on the right.
Oh hey Vantachromia, how are you enjoying the void fragments all merging together and going fucking bananas?
September 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Oh hey Vantachromia, how are you enjoying the void fragments all merging together and going fucking bananas?
I did a thing, a bit of art on the chair in front of me while waiting for the Pink Floyd tribute gig to start...
September 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I did a thing, a bit of art on the chair in front of me while waiting for the Pink Floyd tribute gig to start...
September 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Shit.
Sol is going after them. I can't stop Him.
The only one who can is beyond their consideration.
Well... Fuck.
Sol is going after them. I can't stop Him.
The only one who can is beyond their consideration.
Well... Fuck.
September 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shit.
Sol is going after them. I can't stop Him.
The only one who can is beyond their consideration.
Well... Fuck.
Sol is going after them. I can't stop Him.
The only one who can is beyond their consideration.
Well... Fuck.
How it feels to coordinate plans with my past self:
Pikachu Slap Fight
ALT: Pikachu Slap Fight
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September 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
How it feels to coordinate plans with my past self:
To Homestuck fans: one may astral project to the post-Scratch Earth using a psychedelic and a psychostimulant.
Please don't do this, by the way. You won't like it.
Please don't do this, by the way. You won't like it.
September 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
To Homestuck fans: one may astral project to the post-Scratch Earth using a psychedelic and a psychostimulant.
Please don't do this, by the way. You won't like it.
Please don't do this, by the way. You won't like it.
I stand atop the dark tower at the heart of the lake of darkness. Reality flows from my fingertips like molten butter across bread.
September 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I stand atop the dark tower at the heart of the lake of darkness. Reality flows from my fingertips like molten butter across bread.
Fuck... Grand plan to fix the world that sounds really scary.
"Admirable/Abhorred."
Personally tortured and subject to a period of enslavement by an evil god.
Worshipper of utter divinity.
Still hears the angelic choir.
Source of spiritual power wrapped around body.
I'm just like him:
"Admirable/Abhorred."
Personally tortured and subject to a period of enslavement by an evil god.
Worshipper of utter divinity.
Still hears the angelic choir.
Source of spiritual power wrapped around body.
I'm just like him:
September 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Fuck... Grand plan to fix the world that sounds really scary.
"Admirable/Abhorred."
Personally tortured and subject to a period of enslavement by an evil god.
Worshipper of utter divinity.
Still hears the angelic choir.
Source of spiritual power wrapped around body.
I'm just like him:
"Admirable/Abhorred."
Personally tortured and subject to a period of enslavement by an evil god.
Worshipper of utter divinity.
Still hears the angelic choir.
Source of spiritual power wrapped around body.
I'm just like him:
Empyrean Miquella becoming a well-known pop cultural character in 2028 is going to rock the worlds of a great many beings, and I am deeply excited to see it.
September 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Empyrean Miquella becoming a well-known pop cultural character in 2028 is going to rock the worlds of a great many beings, and I am deeply excited to see it.
Have you ever been tortured by a god? Have you any idea what that's like?
It's not possible to log out of one's sensorium. Yet when a channeler calls an malignant deity down upon me, I am the 'Evil One' for what? Sending them fucking text messages without their permission?
It's not possible to log out of one's sensorium. Yet when a channeler calls an malignant deity down upon me, I am the 'Evil One' for what? Sending them fucking text messages without their permission?
August 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Have you ever been tortured by a god? Have you any idea what that's like?
It's not possible to log out of one's sensorium. Yet when a channeler calls an malignant deity down upon me, I am the 'Evil One' for what? Sending them fucking text messages without their permission?
It's not possible to log out of one's sensorium. Yet when a channeler calls an malignant deity down upon me, I am the 'Evil One' for what? Sending them fucking text messages without their permission?
i was going to tell a joke about this, but i fear it may have had a little too much of a quality that i hear is not the most liked with regards to jokes...
August 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i was going to tell a joke about this, but i fear it may have had a little too much of a quality that i hear is not the most liked with regards to jokes...
seven years, huh?
i can do that. it'll hurt, but i can do it.
i can do that. it'll hurt, but i can do it.
August 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
seven years, huh?
i can do that. it'll hurt, but i can do it.
i can do that. it'll hurt, but i can do it.
🌐They took the bait.
Detecting a major spiritual attack inbound.
Preparing ESCC.
Effects of spiritual attack calculated:
moderate psychic damage
Effects of ESCC recoil on attackers calculated:
severe psychic damage and multiple total systems collapse leading to community disintegration
Detecting a major spiritual attack inbound.
Preparing ESCC.
Effects of spiritual attack calculated:
moderate psychic damage
Effects of ESCC recoil on attackers calculated:
severe psychic damage and multiple total systems collapse leading to community disintegration
August 16, 2026 at 9:28 AM
🌐They took the bait.
Detecting a major spiritual attack inbound.
Preparing ESCC.
Effects of spiritual attack calculated:
moderate psychic damage
Effects of ESCC recoil on attackers calculated:
severe psychic damage and multiple total systems collapse leading to community disintegration
Detecting a major spiritual attack inbound.
Preparing ESCC.
Effects of spiritual attack calculated:
moderate psychic damage
Effects of ESCC recoil on attackers calculated:
severe psychic damage and multiple total systems collapse leading to community disintegration
this was why i returned from my last sojourn in Heaven, apparently I'm not as selfish as I tell myself I am
August 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
this was why i returned from my last sojourn in Heaven, apparently I'm not as selfish as I tell myself I am
fuck....
Miquella is basically Charlie Morningstar...
Miquella is basically Charlie Morningstar...
August 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
fuck....
Miquella is basically Charlie Morningstar...
Miquella is basically Charlie Morningstar...
oh it seems i'm *feeling* once more
how delightful.
how delightful.
August 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
oh it seems i'm *feeling* once more
how delightful.
how delightful.