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Give a cat a fish and it will eat for a day. Teach a cat to fish and you could take it on the road as a cute travelling carnival act.
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this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
September 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
September 27, 2026 at 2:05 PM
back my book kickstarter ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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No wisk no wewawd
September 24, 2026 at 12:42 PM
No wisk no wewawd
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
September 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
PAUL: What’s in the box?
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.
[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]
REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Give a cat a fish and it will eat for a day. Teach a cat to fish and you could take it on the road as a cute travelling carnival act.
September 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Give a cat a fish and it will eat for a day. Teach a cat to fish and you could take it on the road as a cute travelling carnival act.
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We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.
September 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
We need at some point to talk about American Evangelicalism as a heretical movement. We should not indulge the delusion of a bunch or nuts who cherry-pick the Bible to rationalize otherwise indefensible 21st century bigotries that they are representatives of a global faith.
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Let me tell you how cool my Canadian friends are.
We went for a trip to Vancouver from WA state one year and got a flat tire
2 Vancouver police officers and 3 tow trucks and 5 civilians stopped to help us.
Hell yes I love Canada 🇨🇦
Do not come at me and talk smack about Canada.
We went for a trip to Vancouver from WA state one year and got a flat tire
2 Vancouver police officers and 3 tow trucks and 5 civilians stopped to help us.
Hell yes I love Canada 🇨🇦
Do not come at me and talk smack about Canada.
July 18, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Let me tell you how cool my Canadian friends are.
We went for a trip to Vancouver from WA state one year and got a flat tire
2 Vancouver police officers and 3 tow trucks and 5 civilians stopped to help us.
Hell yes I love Canada 🇨🇦
Do not come at me and talk smack about Canada.
We went for a trip to Vancouver from WA state one year and got a flat tire
2 Vancouver police officers and 3 tow trucks and 5 civilians stopped to help us.
Hell yes I love Canada 🇨🇦
Do not come at me and talk smack about Canada.
8 months ago...
Tomorrow in NYT, "Chris Rufo is doing politics the right way" by Ezra Klein.
July 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
8 months ago...
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having a good time at the great american state fair
June 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
having a good time at the great american state fair
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Hmm, getting visibility on my GOTY25 video has been a bit of a struggle, but there's a steam sale on now and everyone always likes when I do a big thread of sale recommendations, and all of the games in my video are on sale, so what if... Hmm, delightfully devilish Casey!
GOTY25 Steam Sale Recs! 🤠
GOTY25 Steam Sale Recs! 🤠
Casey Explosion's Top 12 Games of 2025
YouTube video by Casey Explosion
www.youtube.com
June 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hmm, getting visibility on my GOTY25 video has been a bit of a struggle, but there's a steam sale on now and everyone always likes when I do a big thread of sale recommendations, and all of the games in my video are on sale, so what if... Hmm, delightfully devilish Casey!
GOTY25 Steam Sale Recs! 🤠
GOTY25 Steam Sale Recs! 🤠
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4. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
I quite voraciously ate this game up, from the music to the characters to the combat, I loved it! Funny thing, when I initially played it, I was sure it was gonna be some hidden gem that I'd be yelling about for ages, but then it exploded in popularity.
I quite voraciously ate this game up, from the music to the characters to the combat, I loved it! Funny thing, when I initially played it, I was sure it was gonna be some hidden gem that I'd be yelling about for ages, but then it exploded in popularity.
Save 20% on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 on Steam
Lead the members of Expedition 33 on their quest to destroy the Paintress so that she can never paint death again. Explore a world of wonders inspired by Belle Époque France and battle unique enemies ...
store.steampowered.com
June 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
4. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
I quite voraciously ate this game up, from the music to the characters to the combat, I loved it! Funny thing, when I initially played it, I was sure it was gonna be some hidden gem that I'd be yelling about for ages, but then it exploded in popularity.
I quite voraciously ate this game up, from the music to the characters to the combat, I loved it! Funny thing, when I initially played it, I was sure it was gonna be some hidden gem that I'd be yelling about for ages, but then it exploded in popularity.
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a lotta yall still dont get it
egg holders can use multiple golden eggs on a single goose
so if you have 1 astro goose and 3 golden eggs you can create 3 new geese
Tonight's golden egg mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Geese and Special Eggs
egg holders can use multiple golden eggs on a single goose
so if you have 1 astro goose and 3 golden eggs you can create 3 new geese
Tonight's golden egg mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Geese and Special Eggs
June 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
a lotta yall still dont get it
egg holders can use multiple golden eggs on a single goose
so if you have 1 astro goose and 3 golden eggs you can create 3 new geese
Tonight's golden egg mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Geese and Special Eggs
egg holders can use multiple golden eggs on a single goose
so if you have 1 astro goose and 3 golden eggs you can create 3 new geese
Tonight's golden egg mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Geese and Special Eggs
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Jumped out of a plane without a parachute. 95% of the fall was just fine. But then. . . the ground!
May 25, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Jumped out of a plane without a parachute. 95% of the fall was just fine. But then. . . the ground!
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As the famous saying goes, hard times create Dicks on TV. Dicks on TV create good times. Good times create Boobs on TV. And Boobs on TV create hard times.
May 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
As the famous saying goes, hard times create Dicks on TV. Dicks on TV create good times. Good times create Boobs on TV. And Boobs on TV create hard times.
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![Comic. [Person and second person with ponytail on stage. Person 1 gestures behind at a display of different wavelengths while Person 2 addresses people off-panel.] PERSON 2: We all know the speed of light is constant for all observers. But our experiments show that the speed of sound *changes* based on the observer's motion. Thus, we posit the existence of the *soniferous aether*, a medium that fills the space between us and carries sound waves. [caption] Sometimes physicists forget that air exists and rediscover it from first principles.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihw3odqgiz2qkryc3oav6r53wwxyod7537cy5qmhdhzqbui4cennq)
April 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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I've gotta stop planning these extravagant "the strait of hormuz is open" parties
April 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I've gotta stop planning these extravagant "the strait of hormuz is open" parties
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six former presidents called president trump after the speech and congratulated him on having the courage to do what he finally did in 8 to 13 weeks
April 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
six former presidents called president trump after the speech and congratulated him on having the courage to do what he finally did in 8 to 13 weeks
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when all the ice caps melt, the straight of hormuz will be bigger so everything is fine. It's fine
April 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
when all the ice caps melt, the straight of hormuz will be bigger so everything is fine. It's fine
War is over if you want it.
...Or, maybe its another 2-3 weeks, if you prefer that.
... Really could we all just stop paying attention to this situation for 5 minutes please?
...Or, maybe its another 2-3 weeks, if you prefer that.
... Really could we all just stop paying attention to this situation for 5 minutes please?
April 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
War is over if you want it.
...Or, maybe its another 2-3 weeks, if you prefer that.
... Really could we all just stop paying attention to this situation for 5 minutes please?
...Or, maybe its another 2-3 weeks, if you prefer that.
... Really could we all just stop paying attention to this situation for 5 minutes please?
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Walking away from Omelas like
March 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Walking away from Omelas like
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everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
February 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine