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𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
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“Make way for the Shellcore Master!” Chaosverse Role-Parody of the infamous Alex Kidd! [EST and Minor Friendly!]

Last seen wandering through #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺…
Pinned
{THEY CAME FROM THE CHAOSVERSE!}

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"How did they managed to rip off of both me AND you at the same time!?!?!"
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“JAN-KEN-PO!”

. . .
I think this is the wrong timeline.
September 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"...
What's with the pony."
August 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Reposted by 𝗝𝗔𝗡-𝗞𝗘𝗡-𝗣𝗢𝗡!
> [For those who come after.]

In-Event Self Roleplay.
ALT:
static.klipy.com
July 24, 2026 at 8:30 PM
"I can't deal with this anymore, I'm done.
DON'T need me."
July 24, 2026 at 11:56 PM
"Still gone..? This is starting to get me really concerned.
I'm getting the Little Prince and seeing what's up. If anyone wants to join me on the way to Hiro's place, you can come along."
July 24, 2026 at 12:05 PM
"...
僕もだよ、星の王子さま。僕もだよ."
July 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"Geez... well, how about we check up on them if they don't text by tomorrow morning, eh?"
"They said that the HPA was planning a full-scale attack on them. I think they might be out as a result of that."
July 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
"Told me what?"
"Oh dear... they haven't told you, haven't they?"
"No clue. I tried calling them, but they didn't pick up the phone. You think they're busy?"
July 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"No clue. I tried calling them, but they didn't pick up the phone. You think they're busy?"
July 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"Oh, that's my cue!"

Deep inhale-

"COULDN'T BE ME, THAT'S FOR SURE!"
July 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
"Ugh, well, you deal with that, clearly I'm not fit for something like this.

I'll be plotting revenge on Sonic if you do need me though."

And he's off like nothing happened... typical.
“Oh please, Parallelmon makes the Boos that Green Plumber deals with look like saints. Another Digimon told me Parallelmon can eat data from other Digimon....”
"Yikes.

Now I know how Luigi feels when he deals with all those Boos..."
July 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
"Yikes.

Now I know how Luigi feels when he deals with all those Boos..."
“Parallelmon.

Close, but there are other Digimon way worse than that one-eyed freak.

Anyway, I wasn’t sure if the Digimon was lying... until I believed them the moment I felt Parallelmon’s cold presence... It started at me too.”
".. so Paragraphmon is a.. agent of chaos? From what I'm getting?"
July 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
".. so Paragraphmon is a.. agent of chaos? From what I'm getting?"
“It wasn’t until then I approached one and they stated it was Parallelmon’s doing....”
July 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"...
Fine."
July 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"... you didn't think I WOULD LISTEN?!??

I'M YOUR FRIEND!"

Immediately grabbing Amiga and shaking her with tears in his eyes.

"I WOULD HAVE LISTENED IF YOU JUST EXPLAINED!!!!!!!"
“Because you and this... ‘Hiro’... were too busy throwing shade on making false accusations against Ruki.... Only to fall victim by a cowardly surprise attack from Parallelmon throwing some kind of nuclear bomb I’ve never seen before in my life.”
July 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
".
..
..."

Oh no-

"SO YOU KNEW LONG AGO ABOUT PARAMEDICMON BEFORE IT EVEN QUOTE-UNQUOTE, "MANIPULATED" ME AND HIRO, AND THE THIUGHT OF JUST NOW TELLING US CROSSED YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW!?

DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID THAT WAS!?

[⇒]
July 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
".
You are clearly missing what I am trying to say so let me reiterate.

For how many days were you subsequently informed on Parametermon?"
“Alex.

That’s the lavender-haired human lady you’re talking to.

The one I mentioned? Hello?”
July 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"I said HOW.
LONG.
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT IT.
AMIGA."
“...Allow me to take over where the simian girl left off. To answer your question, this ‘reboot reject’ - Parallelmon - is a Digimon who travels other iterations of various Digital Worlds, no matter which universe, human or not, has its own. Should one die out, another one will take its place.”
"Amiga... that's helpful but not what I meant.
How long did you know about this Reboot reject."

🕵️ {Anyone know about Reboot the show? No? Just me? Okay :< )
July 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Amiga... that's helpful but not what I meant.
How long did you know about this Reboot reject."

🕵️ {Anyone know about Reboot the show? No? Just me? Okay :< )
“...The lavender-haired human lady who runs the In-between Theater knows the Digimon running like crazy. The same one who sent a message while I was helping out the beings in this... ‘Pop Star’. She’ll tell you.”
"Yeah, but let's be honest, meeting a digi-kitty is different from, oh, I dunno, some random THING chuckin a nuke at me out of random-

HEY, wait a second.

How long did you know about this Paranaturalmon anyways?!"
July 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
🕵️ {oh you bet this is gonna be a thing.)
July 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
"Yeah, but let's be honest, meeting a digi-kitty is different from, oh, I dunno, some random THING chuckin a nuke at me out of random-

HEY, wait a second.

How long did you know about this Paranaturalmon anyways?!"
“...You’re not the only one, Alex. I could say the same thing when I met Gatomon.... The day I became her tamer and was new to this stuff...”
"... okay, look.

Sure, I miiiiiiiight have been wrong for once in my life, but can you blame me?

I'm a total newbie to this Digimon stuff!"
July 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"... okay, look.

Sure, I miiiiiiiight have been wrong for once in my life, but can you blame me?

I'm a total newbie to this Digimon stuff!"
July 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
GASP!

"H-Holy Halifax... I forgot I was carrying that around..! Wait, how many lives DO I have?"

[🍙 x 2]

"... oh. Well, that'll be convenient later. I really need to restock my lives!"
July 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
[(Ugh.... of all the ways to go out... this..?

I didn't even get my rematch with Sonic...

Oh well... at least my soul is in a better-

Wait...

What's this light engulfing me..??

WAIT.

DON'T TELL ME-)]

[⇒]
July 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
DOWN AND OUT.
July 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM