Hoaxy McWitchHunt
@misplacedplot.bsky.social
Entertainment Attorney
Los Angeles
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Los Angeles
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There’s just one valuable takeaway one should have from that garbled, medication-induced Trump speech:
EASY COSBY PREY. NO QUAALUDES REQUIRED!
EASY COSBY PREY. NO QUAALUDES REQUIRED!
July 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
There’s just one valuable takeaway one should have from that garbled, medication-induced Trump speech:
EASY COSBY PREY. NO QUAALUDES REQUIRED!
EASY COSBY PREY. NO QUAALUDES REQUIRED!
There has never been a face before that more accurately screams “empty balls.”
July 16, 2026 at 4:52 PM
There has never been a face before that more accurately screams “empty balls.”
Back in the day, this was called a grand mal seizure.
May 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Back in the day, this was called a grand mal seizure.
My girl’s definitely got the moves.
April 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My girl’s definitely got the moves.
Todd Blanche looks like he has terrible dandruff.
April 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Todd Blanche looks like he has terrible dandruff.
Extremely masculine alpha grrrr.
February 25, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Extremely masculine alpha grrrr.
To be the toaster brave enough to fling myself into that hot tub and save humanity.
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
To be the toaster brave enough to fling myself into that hot tub and save humanity.
Pam Bondi deserves an honorary Razzie for Worst Actress Pretending to Thumb Through Reams of Paper.
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Pam Bondi deserves an honorary Razzie for Worst Actress Pretending to Thumb Through Reams of Paper.
Lindsey watching Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein
January 31, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Lindsey watching Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein
Looking good,queen!
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Looking good,queen!
Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Rudy presumably catching a glimpse of his reflection
This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This man’s attorneys had to shift away from him in court because his “evacuation” issues were so malodorous they couldn’t breathe but go on, queen.
“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“I HAVE A COUNTRY TO RUN.”
Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is that in any way connected to her giant forehead?
People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People are misunderstanding the “Trump asked Ghislaine to stop” thing. Obviously he was only concerned about his “spa girls” being “stolen,” not the trafficking.
I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.
October 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I really miss the Crazy Rudy days of 2018.
“Sir, it’s time for your hourly dipey change.”
October 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Sir, it’s time for your hourly dipey change.”
RFK did a drive-by sneeze near Trump so this long national nightmare should be over shortly.
September 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
RFK did a drive-by sneeze near Trump so this long national nightmare should be over shortly.
Heidi Fleiss is everything one needs in an ex-madam with things to say while exotic birds likely shat on her head in the Charlie Sheen docuseries.
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Heidi Fleiss is everything one needs in an ex-madam with things to say while exotic birds likely shat on her head in the Charlie Sheen docuseries.
Melania really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
September 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Melania really needs to lay off the plastic surgery.
This is the best one you’ve ever done. 😂
Donald Trump is about to have me indicted on bogus charges. Here’s why I’m still glad I got him elected in 2016.
by James Comey
by James Comey
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This is the best one you’ve ever done. 😂
This is why @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social is one of the best songwriters of our time! 😂
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is why @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social is one of the best songwriters of our time! 😂