Woo Woo Goddess🏺
@missfml.bsky.social
South Carolina Deity living in NorCal. Dottie’s Mama. Bluegrass buck-dancer. King of the Hill Savant. Have only seen Phish 4 times. Sweet Blue-Eyed Darlin of @PhrancisSays.bsky.social💕
I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨
I am only a vessel. Yes please, and more✨
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Woo Woo Goddess🏺
@missfml.bsky.social
· Apr 4
My mom taking me to my First Baptism
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)
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Me taking my daughter to her first Baptism
(BMFS stands for Billy My First Show, btw)
@beckymayyy.bsky.social plz tell me you’ve watched the RHOSLC premier. i need to know there’s another person besides myself who wept for 60 straight mins
September 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
@beckymayyy.bsky.social plz tell me you’ve watched the RHOSLC premier. i need to know there’s another person besides myself who wept for 60 straight mins
i have been stuck at DCA for 7 hours now.
September 17, 2026 at 8:36 PM
i have been stuck at DCA for 7 hours now.
She would ask me why I’m wearing so many clothes
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
She would ask me why I’m wearing so many clothes
this is 150 mgs of adderall wearing a flesh suit
"How can they tell me not to wear a condom?" -- Palantir CEO Alex Karp on CNBC
September 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
this is 150 mgs of adderall wearing a flesh suit
I figured I better go see The Books before They™️ criminalize reading, so i popped into the Library of Congress in between meetings yesterday. I believe this could very well be the most beautiful building in the United States. I got my library card too 🥰
September 17, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I figured I better go see The Books before They™️ criminalize reading, so i popped into the Library of Congress in between meetings yesterday. I believe this could very well be the most beautiful building in the United States. I got my library card too 🥰
Beenie Man - Who Am I (Sim Simma) | Official Music Video
YouTube video by VP Records
youtu.be
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Reposted by Woo Woo Goddess🏺
I'm fuckin sorry that Bitchtits Belichick rolls off the tongue, but it does
September 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm fuckin sorry that Bitchtits Belichick rolls off the tongue, but it does
i ❤️ public transportation.
September 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i ❤️ public transportation.
Little Miss Ready for The Hill
September 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Little Miss Ready for The Hill
In the last hour i have learned what a “Texas Mum” is & now i need to lay down lol
September 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
In the last hour i have learned what a “Texas Mum” is & now i need to lay down lol
At a PAC event with my boss tonight in which the LEGENDARY congresswoman Sarah McBride was the guest of honor. She opened her remarks with my fav Mr. Roger’s quote, “Look for the Helpers” 🥹
i started crying & then my boss (pictured) made fun of me the rest of the event lol🥲
i started crying & then my boss (pictured) made fun of me the rest of the event lol🥲
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
At a PAC event with my boss tonight in which the LEGENDARY congresswoman Sarah McBride was the guest of honor. She opened her remarks with my fav Mr. Roger’s quote, “Look for the Helpers” 🥹
i started crying & then my boss (pictured) made fun of me the rest of the event lol🥲
i started crying & then my boss (pictured) made fun of me the rest of the event lol🥲
Opened up my notebook to write some notes & saw this 😭😭😭now I’m crying in the conference
September 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Opened up my notebook to write some notes & saw this 😭😭😭now I’m crying in the conference
Sorry to be a fucking dork on main but i just got the meet & chat with one of my fav political analysts Dave mother fucking Wasserman omgggggggg 🤓🤓🤓🤓
September 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Sorry to be a fucking dork on main but i just got the meet & chat with one of my fav political analysts Dave mother fucking Wasserman omgggggggg 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I can’t believe Dolly is gone but this ancient bitch is still here
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I can’t believe Dolly is gone but this ancient bitch is still here
DC is recreational but VA is not so if you want weed while staying over the river you can’t have it delievered bc it crosses state lines but also VA is going to be recreational in 10 months so while buying weed tonight makes me a criminal, in June 2027 i won’t be. That makes so much sense!!! USA!!!
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
DC is recreational but VA is not so if you want weed while staying over the river you can’t have it delievered bc it crosses state lines but also VA is going to be recreational in 10 months so while buying weed tonight makes me a criminal, in June 2027 i won’t be. That makes so much sense!!! USA!!!
Upon returning to the States from Italy a few months ago, i told my boss i wanted to start getting more involved with our company’s government relations.
this morning, im flying out to D.C. to meet with legislators & advocate for individuals in the Intellectual/Developmental Disability Community.
this morning, im flying out to D.C. to meet with legislators & advocate for individuals in the Intellectual/Developmental Disability Community.
September 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Upon returning to the States from Italy a few months ago, i told my boss i wanted to start getting more involved with our company’s government relations.
this morning, im flying out to D.C. to meet with legislators & advocate for individuals in the Intellectual/Developmental Disability Community.
this morning, im flying out to D.C. to meet with legislators & advocate for individuals in the Intellectual/Developmental Disability Community.
love a Burning Man bit as much as anyone, but in all seriousness—
They’re suddenly begging the government to get involved to absolve themselves of the inevitable legal & financial fallout. That’s it.
They’re suddenly begging the government to get involved to absolve themselves of the inevitable legal & financial fallout. That’s it.
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?”
burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
September 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
love a Burning Man bit as much as anyone, but in all seriousness—
They’re suddenly begging the government to get involved to absolve themselves of the inevitable legal & financial fallout. That’s it.
They’re suddenly begging the government to get involved to absolve themselves of the inevitable legal & financial fallout. That’s it.
Happy Porchfest yall 🩷✨🎶
September 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Happy Porchfest yall 🩷✨🎶
September 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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As the weight of the boot comes further and further down, coupled with skyrocketing costs of living, people under it are becoming more committed in their opposition, more focused, and disaffected by the threats.
September 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
As the weight of the boot comes further and further down, coupled with skyrocketing costs of living, people under it are becoming more committed in their opposition, more focused, and disaffected by the threats.
when youre already going 10 over on a back road & someone rides your ass so hard they’re almost under your car lmao like what are you doing
September 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
when youre already going 10 over on a back road & someone rides your ass so hard they’re almost under your car lmao like what are you doing
“I’ll give you $5k if you let me do it to you” mf literally views the American people as his hooker. A cheap hooker, at that.
President Donald Trump pledged to send every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the House and Senate in the midterm elections. The promise, made at the GOP's midterm convention in Dallas, could cost over $1 trillion and would require congressional approval.
Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins
President Donald Trump says he plans to give every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the House and Senate in the midterm elections.
bit.ly
September 10, 2026 at 12:49 PM
“I’ll give you $5k if you let me do it to you” mf literally views the American people as his hooker. A cheap hooker, at that.
Did someone say, “the music that built our civilization”?
September 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Did someone say, “the music that built our civilization”?