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Mistbind
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Trying to be an author of weird sci-fi

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/127572/isekai-noobkitty
Nice thing about pulling a cart? I don't have to look for one at a grocery store, I have my own.

#cart #shopping
October 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Trip to buy paint got canceled.
My navigator got tired, but it was a nice place to sit in the park.

#detour #sitting #park
August 29, 2026 at 6:13 PM
My playlist does not last a 1.3 mile walk.
That is why I have so many audiobooks, and podcasts on backup.

#audiobooks #longwalk #playlist
August 28, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Actually went to a different location
Mooring balls require hooks on very long sticks.

#boatlife #bigstick #bigball #mooring #bouy
August 25, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My boat got relocated to a dimension of pure white, but my Starlink still works so I’m not worried.

#boatlife #starlink #remotework #fog
August 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Because I am a witch and it is a time of stress I read my cards.
As always they were correct and only slightly helpful.

#Tarot #witch #fortunetelling #boatwitch
August 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I don't eat meat, and I'm allergic to dairy,
Loaded fries from the mexican restaurant look extremely different for me.
Still delicious.

#fries #witch #food #onaboat
August 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I started rebuilding my music collection.
Life happened and I previously lost my music.
I currently have 3 songs. They are cloud back-uped now too.

#music #witch #songs #headphones
August 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
There was a jellyfish swarm this morning,
so I learned about jellyfish anatomy.

#jellyfish #boatwitch #curiosity #boatlife
August 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
To respect my navigator’s health, we stayed in harbor for now.
I checked our lines.

#sailing #lines #boatlife #boatwitch
August 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Didn't leave harbor because my navigator was sleepy

#boatlife #sailboat #slowlife
August 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Today the launch doc was unavailable,
That's when kayak show their supremacy.

#boatlife #bigboat #kayak #dock
August 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Slushies rarely make it back to the boat

#boatlife ##boatwitch #slurpee #biggulp
August 11, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Night sucked, water was pretty, and I could definitely use caffeine the next morning.
Late-night kayak side quest.

#kayak #night #boatlife #boatwitch #witch
August 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
While getting groceries I saw a very friendly seel, he waved hello as I passed.
#seel #wave #hi #dock
August 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Today I saw the most jellyfish ever...
My boat was surrounded by hundreds of jellyfish for hours... yes I sat and watched them for that long.
#boatlife #jellyfish #boat #boatwitch
August 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Let me introduce myself, I'm a boat witch, meaning I'm a witch who lives on a boat, I'm bad at sailing #boat #boatwitch #witch
August 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I got tired of Facebook trying to rage bate me so, um... hi, I am new here, how's it going...
August 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Hit diary entry #300 for my Soggy Witch story today! Nope—won't leak it till October. I’m hoarding cozy boat‑witch chaos like a dragon on enchanted potatoes. Also: Noobkitty Story 3 Ch.4 is out—go read! 🧙‍♀️🌊🐉🥔✨📚 #amwriting #Noobkitty
May 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Mostly caught up on edits…ish. Ignore the backlog from Stories 1–2, the half-finished Anthony arc, and ~300 diary drafts. Minor details. I’m writing NEW chapters and definitely not distracted by cozy tiny-planet games. Praise me. ✨ Noobkitty Story 3 Ch.3 is live! #Noobkitty #amwriting
May 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Chapter 2 of Story 3 is up! ✨🐈 I’m speed-editing ch. 3–11 so I can return to new scenes before my attention flits to another shiny idea… or a cozy farming sim… or anything potato-related. The gremlin brain wins. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1275... #amwriting
May 19, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I forgot to share Noobkitty S3—link: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1275...
(used my new pfp as the image) #Noobkitty #webcomic #newpost #comic #artist
May 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Story 3 of Noobkitty got a new cover I actually set as the story cover — I can't stop laughing.

#Noobkitty #NewCover #CoverReveal #StoryCover #Bookish #IndieAuthor #BookCommunity #LOL
May 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The demon army has arrived in Coroćen 😈
A portal opened by exactly 666 souls touching the Amulet of Damnation.
Is this the end of the world?
Probably not
This is a cozy comedy after all. 💜
All your Noobkitty needs:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1275...
#CozyFantasy #ComedyFantasy #Noobkitty #IndieAuthor
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
🌿 Today’s chapter introduces HnyThsl, a celf woman (cow elf) on a quest to unlock the druid class.
She sings to flowers. She hums to bees.
That counts as druid XP… right?

For your Noobkitty needs, visit:
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1275...
#Noobkitty
#CozyFantasy
#DruidLife
#FoundFamily
#EthicalMagic
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM