Brandon
@misterbinky.bsky.social
Games and horror movies and nonsense. He/him
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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“I’ve been working on the railroad…”
September 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
“I’ve been working on the railroad…”
God damn, Emma D’Arcy looking fine as hell. Lots of baby queers waking up tonight.
September 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
God damn, Emma D’Arcy looking fine as hell. Lots of baby queers waking up tonight.
Tonight I played Destiny 2 with two amazing human beings and @bungie.bsky.social, this is what Destiny supports and encourages so please, find a way to keep it going.
September 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Tonight I played Destiny 2 with two amazing human beings and @bungie.bsky.social, this is what Destiny supports and encourages so please, find a way to keep it going.
RIP Bob Mackie who came up with the curtain gown for Carol Burnett in Went With the Wind, one of the funniest goddamned things to ever be broadcast on TV. Y’all do not understand how much you missed by not being able to see some of the funniest people of all time cracking each other up on the regs.
September 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
RIP Bob Mackie who came up with the curtain gown for Carol Burnett in Went With the Wind, one of the funniest goddamned things to ever be broadcast on TV. Y’all do not understand how much you missed by not being able to see some of the funniest people of all time cracking each other up on the regs.
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btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
Rapper Macklemore has been dropped from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he made a “Free Palestine” speech on stage earlier this month
Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour After 'Free Palestine' Speech
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September 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills
ALT: Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
r/StupidFood, here I come.
September 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
r/StupidFood, here I come.
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Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
September 12, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
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#SongoftheDay - "Try to photograph me, and nah, I take the detour..." #MusicSky
Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Mad Technology" feat. Method Man (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CZARFACE
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September 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
#SongoftheDay - "Try to photograph me, and nah, I take the detour..." #MusicSky
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Hey holy crap. THE CALAMITIES gets a shout-out in Entertainment Weekly. Whoa what. That rules.
September 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Hey holy crap. THE CALAMITIES gets a shout-out in Entertainment Weekly. Whoa what. That rules.
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
September 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: 25 Years Later, Nation Still Miffed
I don’t want to post about 9-11 as it fucking sucked and marked a point of inflection we have yet to reckon with and move away from but I will say that @theonion.com provided a way to laugh through it and still does today and I can’t think of an outlet more deserving of support.
September 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I don’t want to post about 9-11 as it fucking sucked and marked a point of inflection we have yet to reckon with and move away from but I will say that @theonion.com provided a way to laugh through it and still does today and I can’t think of an outlet more deserving of support.
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REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
September 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo?
REACHER: how can I tell
SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo
*extremely loud crunching noise*
REACHER: it’s the duo
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john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
September 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Protect trans kids.
September 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Protect trans kids.
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Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month.
It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
September 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
Not entirely sure about all the red, white and blue cupcakes for Labor Day as there are a lot of things I can say about this country but “historically sensitive to the needs of organized labor” ain’t one of ‘em.
September 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Not entirely sure about all the red, white and blue cupcakes for Labor Day as there are a lot of things I can say about this country but “historically sensitive to the needs of organized labor” ain’t one of ‘em.