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hi. i like to masturbate, so do you. 🤍🤪
uk 🇬🇧
sloppy gooner | avid bator | ball-stretchin'-gooncap-maker |
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Greased up
#fcf
April 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Happy Fat Cock Fry-day everyone 😵‍💫 #FCF
April 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
hhhheeeeyy... 👀
April 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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Practicing for when we meet 😉

#bonerpiss #showerpiss
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Everyone needs a teddy bear 🧸 @ethanmatthews.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i've really neglected this app cause I went back to the dark side. 🫣
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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boys go to jupiter
to get more stupider
@edgerxnyc.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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What's up everybody? I'm new to gooning and just trying to connect with other goon bros 🤣

#goon #bate #batebro #cockring #ballstretching
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Don't fight it. This is where you belong.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i've got a thick'un for the thick'ems 😛
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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THINKING ABOUT DOIN' SOME CAPS FOR THE FESTIVE SZN... 🤔
USIN' TRIGGERWORDS LIKE:
CANDYCANE/YULELOG = DONG
MAN BAUBLES/SNOWBALLS = TESTICLES
TINSEL ROPES/BUCK'S FIZZ= SPERM
ETC...

WUD U GOONERS LIKE THAT?
WHAT OTGER XMASSY TRIGGERS HAVE U GOT? 👀
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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BROTHERHOOD THROUGH COCK!!!

IF WE WANT TO SEE CHANGE HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD, I AM CONVINCED THIS IS WHERE WE NEED TO BEGIN!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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spending time w/ my bestie 😄
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
update:
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
spending time w/ my bestie 😄
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
think I'm the only one in work today... if i am i'm deffo gonna stroke a lil 😏
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
my thingy is out, again. 😛
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
managed to crank out a solid hour of edging pre-work today.

it's making me desperately needy though 🥵
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Uh hey guys. Today makes 400 days uncummed 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
no, i'm not gonna stop doing the thing that brings me the most pleasure. 🤷🏽‍♂️🫦
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
i chose this meatslab over the gym this morning & i regret nothing 😇
October 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
locktober is going well, yeah thx 4 askin' 🥰
October 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM