Mitch Harrison
@mitchharrison.bsky.social
Sir | 🐻 | gay 🏳️🌈 | Random observations, double entendres, and tasteful nudity 🔞
📍Seattle
📍Seattle
The wisdom of @showoffjonah.com “If worthless pig boy wants nom noms, worthless pig has to ask for nom noms.”
September 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The wisdom of @showoffjonah.com “If worthless pig boy wants nom noms, worthless pig has to ask for nom noms.”
Reposted by Mitch Harrison
You know what’s sexy? A plan that actually delivers for Long Island.
My 6-point Mission Plan is focused on the issues that affect our lives every day.
Politics should be about solutions and results.
#politics #breakingnews #longisland #suffolkcountyny #newyork
My 6-point Mission Plan is focused on the issues that affect our lives every day.
Politics should be about solutions and results.
#politics #breakingnews #longisland #suffolkcountyny #newyork
September 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
You know what’s sexy? A plan that actually delivers for Long Island.
My 6-point Mission Plan is focused on the issues that affect our lives every day.
Politics should be about solutions and results.
#politics #breakingnews #longisland #suffolkcountyny #newyork
My 6-point Mission Plan is focused on the issues that affect our lives every day.
Politics should be about solutions and results.
#politics #breakingnews #longisland #suffolkcountyny #newyork
Chris Gallant is running for Congress in NY. Recently pictures were released of him posing as a model for Mr S, running about on Fire Island in a harness, and *gasp* having sex with a man. I immediately Googling this slanderous attack
🥵 I am going to send him my entire 401k
🥵 I am going to send him my entire 401k
September 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Chris Gallant is running for Congress in NY. Recently pictures were released of him posing as a model for Mr S, running about on Fire Island in a harness, and *gasp* having sex with a man. I immediately Googling this slanderous attack
🥵 I am going to send him my entire 401k
🥵 I am going to send him my entire 401k
In remembrance of the passing of Bob Mackie, all curtain rods are to be worn at half mast
Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
ALT: Carol Burnett's Iconic Curtain Rod Dress Sketch
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September 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
In remembrance of the passing of Bob Mackie, all curtain rods are to be worn at half mast
It’s been a rough Sunday. So here’s to laying in bed and playing with the lights
September 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
It’s been a rough Sunday. So here’s to laying in bed and playing with the lights
Shots shots shots!!
September 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shots shots shots!!
And they said AI would kill us, NOT IF WE DO IT FIRST!! Nom nom nom…
September 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
And they said AI would kill us, NOT IF WE DO IT FIRST!! Nom nom nom…
Checking out the new iPhone colors. Burgundy?!
September 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Checking out the new iPhone colors. Burgundy?!
Wrap your lips around it
September 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Wrap your lips around it
Bellevue in the morning fog
The less you can see of it the better
The less you can see of it the better
September 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Bellevue in the morning fog
The less you can see of it the better
The less you can see of it the better
I’ve reached that point in adulthood where I can throw away the assembly wrench after completing the project.
I own a complete set. I don’t need duplicates (or triplicates or 6 different wrenches, all of them the same size and cheap material)!
I own a complete set. I don’t need duplicates (or triplicates or 6 different wrenches, all of them the same size and cheap material)!
September 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’ve reached that point in adulthood where I can throw away the assembly wrench after completing the project.
I own a complete set. I don’t need duplicates (or triplicates or 6 different wrenches, all of them the same size and cheap material)!
I own a complete set. I don’t need duplicates (or triplicates or 6 different wrenches, all of them the same size and cheap material)!
Hiking around with no particular goal
August 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Hiking around with no particular goal
Get naked, that’s what summer is for
August 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Get naked, that’s what summer is for
First light of day
August 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM
First light of day
Feeling a bit fluffy these days, perhaps less cookies and more veggies. Also some sun 🌞 (still kinda cute though)
July 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Feeling a bit fluffy these days, perhaps less cookies and more veggies. Also some sun 🌞 (still kinda cute though)
Good morning. Bright and early Saturday morning. Let’s get stuff done
July 11, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Good morning. Bright and early Saturday morning. Let’s get stuff done
The bartender took one last look and switched to German. Er war überrascht, als ich auf Deutsch antwortete
July 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The bartender took one last look and switched to German. Er war überrascht, als ich auf Deutsch antwortete
Always a good day when new @sofitukker.music-social.com music comes out
June 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Always a good day when new @sofitukker.music-social.com music comes out
Once again, thank you to @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy for explaining exactly why we have leather in Pride 🌈
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A History of Leather at Pride: 1965-1995
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June 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Once again, thank you to @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy for explaining exactly why we have leather in Pride 🌈
aphyr.com/posts/358-a-...
aphyr.com/posts/358-a-...
Target acquired!
June 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Target acquired!
Reposted by Mitch Harrison
I posted a happy pride drawing to instagram.
Of course the comments would be like that.
Of course the comments would be like that.
June 10, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I posted a happy pride drawing to instagram.
Of course the comments would be like that.
Of course the comments would be like that.
My annual contribution to humpday. I spend enough time enjoying your butts 🍑, I should return the favor occasionally
June 10, 2026 at 12:54 PM
My annual contribution to humpday. I spend enough time enjoying your butts 🍑, I should return the favor occasionally
You know it’s Pride month when even Mt Rainier is wearing a crop top
June 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
You know it’s Pride month when even Mt Rainier is wearing a crop top