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pbump.com
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
October 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
mkawia.bsky.social
I finally watching PEN15, I'm on the episode Anna discovers racism and immediately try to solve it
October 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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onionsports.bsky.social
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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theonion.com
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams
September 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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realinfowars.bsky.social
Let the incubator incubate. Hold it in, ladies.
A woman gently cradles a baby bump, standing in front of a bright background. The image includes large text stating, "Don't believe the '9 months' lie. Your baby needs at least 15 months in the cooker."
September 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no
August 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends are playing cards. There is a birdcage hanging behind them, just peaking out of frame. Friend 1 asks, “does your bird talk?” To which friend 2 replies, “Please… don’t.” Panel 2: friend 2 continues, head in hand, “he’s on this alpha male influencer thing right now.” Behind him, the bird - posed and wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket - is leaning forward on a tiny easy chair in his enclosure. Panel 3: with his hands clasped, easing back into his chair, the bird says, “stops eating seeds. Focus on your net worth.”
July 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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thotchev.cryptoanarchy.network
It came to me in a vision
The Odyssey drawn in a notes app with the s's drawn as the "cool S"
July 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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ceej.online
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
July 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
July 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: the opening title card for a TLC reality show called My Life with a PERMANENT STANKY LEG. Pictured behind the title text is a man hysterically ugly crying on the shoulder of a presumed family member. Panel 2: the man is at a funeral ceremony. The other people at the funeral - including the priest reciting the last rites of the deceased - stand somberly around the casket. The man from the first panel is a member of the crowd. His face is one of solemn sorrow, but his body is hitting the nastiest stanky leg. Hands on knees, getting crazy low with it.
July 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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retrocommercials.bsky.social
June 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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dadgamer.uk
Jesus Christ
May 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: emperor penguins stand beside each other. One of them has their little baby penguin chick tucked away under their brood patch. Panel 2: the second emperor penguin lifts their brood patch slightly, revealing a purple light and what appears to be some furniture. Panel 3: the brood patch is fully lifted, revealing another baby penguin sitting at a desktop PC gaming setup, complete with multicolor LED lights and gaming chair. The baby penguin slightly removes its headphones and says, “what’s up?”
May 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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mayor.nyc.gov
Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.
 
Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.
May 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
May 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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jasonfanelli.com
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rang-re.bsky.social 랑래(상태:모몽가) @rang-re.bsky.social · May 2
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May 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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micropolyphonia.bsky.social
announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite
April 21, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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bergoesbueno.bsky.social
One of the very best from Clickhole
From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.
April 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
mkawia.bsky.social
I love giving money to butthole logo website and 'hitting my limit', this is the future of programming
April 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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ironyhat.bsky.social
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
March 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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jeeyon.bsky.social
How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days
a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"
March 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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instascience.bsky.social
A Snow Leopard caught on a trail cam.
March 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=URGd...
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
March 18, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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zenithmartlet.bsky.social
SILENCE, AI Overview. Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, is talking.
March 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM