Michael Krogmann
@mkrogs.bsky.social
You know what Trader Joe is absolutely horrible at?
Having any idea how long to bake frozen food?
Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?
Having any idea how long to bake frozen food?
Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?
September 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
You know what Trader Joe is absolutely horrible at?
Having any idea how long to bake frozen food?
Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?
Having any idea how long to bake frozen food?
Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?
Pickleball is just walking ping pong
September 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Pickleball is just walking ping pong
America’s hottest new comedy is “Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo Go To Pub Trivia” only on Hulu
September 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
America’s hottest new comedy is “Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo Go To Pub Trivia” only on Hulu
Really don’t think Dumb QB is a plan for long term success
September 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Really don’t think Dumb QB is a plan for long term success
Why do we have to do this with Texas football every year?
September 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why do we have to do this with Texas football every year?
Shelton / Tiafoe is going to be the first tennis match where a ball explodes mid-point
September 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Shelton / Tiafoe is going to be the first tennis match where a ball explodes mid-point
Finally got to have Spak Bros
1 - Really delicious pizza
2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust
@adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch
1 - Really delicious pizza
2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust
@adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch
August 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Finally got to have Spak Bros
1 - Really delicious pizza
2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust
@adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch
1 - Really delicious pizza
2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust
@adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch
We need to consider a list of all-time dumbest horror movie civilians. The ones that could’ve avoided all this trouble with even an ounce of sense.
Children of the Corn guy is top 2.
Children of the Corn guy is top 2.
August 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
We need to consider a list of all-time dumbest horror movie civilians. The ones that could’ve avoided all this trouble with even an ounce of sense.
Children of the Corn guy is top 2.
Children of the Corn guy is top 2.
Just sitting there minding my own business today when “Gay Fieri” pops into my head.
What is this? I don’t need this in my life?
What is this? I don’t need this in my life?
August 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Just sitting there minding my own business today when “Gay Fieri” pops into my head.
What is this? I don’t need this in my life?
What is this? I don’t need this in my life?
Time once again for my favorite weekend activity - pulling up the bad plants to make room for the good plants
August 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Time once again for my favorite weekend activity - pulling up the bad plants to make room for the good plants
Watching Jackass 1 and 2 and…
The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative
Everybody else has a positive vibe
The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative
Everybody else has a positive vibe
July 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Watching Jackass 1 and 2 and…
The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative
Everybody else has a positive vibe
The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative
Everybody else has a positive vibe
I really don’t think we needed two different songs instructing both Rikki and Billy to not lose that number
July 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I really don’t think we needed two different songs instructing both Rikki and Billy to not lose that number
I don’t understand why that ad positions the dude eating the Crunch bar as one of the dumbest people alive.
You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times!
You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times!
July 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I don’t understand why that ad positions the dude eating the Crunch bar as one of the dumbest people alive.
You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times!
You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times!
Really have no idea how to do it but we need more regular dudes as character actors.
Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough.
The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack.
Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough.
The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack.
July 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Really have no idea how to do it but we need more regular dudes as character actors.
Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough.
The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack.
Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough.
The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack.
Not sure why or how but they only make Gen Z dudes in three sizes
5’6”
5’9”
6’3”
Tied to Lunchables consumption?
5’6”
5’9”
6’3”
Tied to Lunchables consumption?
July 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Not sure why or how but they only make Gen Z dudes in three sizes
5’6”
5’9”
6’3”
Tied to Lunchables consumption?
5’6”
5’9”
6’3”
Tied to Lunchables consumption?
Watching Dillinger (1945) and man does young Laurence Tierney look like are Ed Burns.
This skeet is for 8 people.
This skeet is for 8 people.
July 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Watching Dillinger (1945) and man does young Laurence Tierney look like are Ed Burns.
This skeet is for 8 people.
This skeet is for 8 people.
I know the French absolutely hate the food in Boston
July 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I know the French absolutely hate the food in Boston
We could turn this country around tout suite if the young youth stopped watching the manosphere and started watching The Rockford Files
July 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
We could turn this country around tout suite if the young youth stopped watching the manosphere and started watching The Rockford Files
The goalie
Missed kicking the ball
By 4 feet
Missed kicking the ball
By 4 feet
July 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The goalie
Missed kicking the ball
By 4 feet
Missed kicking the ball
By 4 feet
Has Mexico considered trying more crosses?
July 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Has Mexico considered trying more crosses?
Mexico’s strategy of crosses into the box when they are smaller than every English player somehow isn’t working.
July 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Mexico’s strategy of crosses into the box when they are smaller than every English player somehow isn’t working.
OH MY GOD THE MEXICAN FANS ARE THROWING WET PEAS ON THE PITCH TO TAUNT TEAM ENGLAND
July 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
OH MY GOD THE MEXICAN FANS ARE THROWING WET PEAS ON THE PITCH TO TAUNT TEAM ENGLAND
I can’t believe Lopes Cabral didn’t run up to the top row of the stadium
July 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I can’t believe Lopes Cabral didn’t run up to the top row of the stadium
I’m as shocked as you are but the fish entree I got at the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding reception is tilapia!
July 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’m as shocked as you are but the fish entree I got at the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce wedding reception is tilapia!