Lizard In The Spring
@moleintheground.bsky.social
One of God's most mediocre and middle-aged children.
I'm always saying this.
June 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I'm always saying this.
I don't want an MLB salary cap because I don't want to learn what all this means.
May 31, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I don't want an MLB salary cap because I don't want to learn what all this means.
Bryce Harper's stye disgusts me.
May 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Bryce Harper's stye disgusts me.
Defaced Cesar Chavez statue, Tucson.
March 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Defaced Cesar Chavez statue, Tucson.
Rules are rules. Mark DeRosa is now Robert J O'Neil's concubine.
March 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Rules are rules. Mark DeRosa is now Robert J O'Neil's concubine.
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Watching this old man take a water bottle and slowly walk into a mist of tear gas is going to stay with me. Everything they do to make people scared empowers them all the more.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Watching this old man take a water bottle and slowly walk into a mist of tear gas is going to stay with me. Everything they do to make people scared empowers them all the more.
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Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
January 11, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HOPE BLAKE TREINEN IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGG
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HOPE BLAKE TREINEN IS CRYINGGGGGGGGGG
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it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there
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Senator Phineas Gage.
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Senator Phineas Gage.
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I feel so hopeful for our future.
March 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I feel so hopeful for our future.
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All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs
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i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
“I recommend being in the office at least every weekday,” Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, wrote in a memo. He added that “60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity.” nyti.ms/41yElFc
February 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
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All my time is lying
On the factory floor ✨
On the factory floor ✨
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM
All my time is lying
On the factory floor ✨
On the factory floor ✨
The replies to this are really showing off the worst of this app.
“I’m in West Virginia — My insulin went from $6 to $80”
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The replies to this are really showing off the worst of this app.
I laughed at the Seal commercial. I hate myself.
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I laughed at the Seal commercial. I hate myself.
First two orders I pulled today. Bobmania is real.
December 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
First two orders I pulled today. Bobmania is real.
Full shares for all forever.
December 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Full shares for all forever.
Had to look this up, but it was Terry Whitfield off Eric Show at Dodger Stadium in 1984.
Quote this with the player name and ballpark of the first player you ever saw in person hit an MLB home run.
Mine was Johnny Bench at Shea Stadium.
Mine was Johnny Bench at Shea Stadium.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Had to look this up, but it was Terry Whitfield off Eric Show at Dodger Stadium in 1984.
This is a Christmas album to me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:52 PM
This is a Christmas album to me.
This place is fine and all but as long as Dylan is responding to tweets like this I'm never leaving Twitter.
November 23, 2024 at 12:10 AM
This place is fine and all but as long as Dylan is responding to tweets like this I'm never leaving Twitter.