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My 4yr old is playing mommy and I just heard her say, “Put your shoes on, dammit!” So now at least I know she hears me when I ask
I don’t know what kind of pep talk other parents of wildlings give themselves, but I usually start with, “Today is a great day to go to the emergency room.”
September 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I don’t know what kind of pep talk other parents of wildlings give themselves, but I usually start with, “Today is a great day to go to the emergency room.”
I think you can say that you’ve done parenting right when you look at your kid and think, “they’re the coolest person I know.”
August 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I think you can say that you’ve done parenting right when you look at your kid and think, “they’re the coolest person I know.”
“Mom, isn’t it weird that your thumb is on the left side of your right foot, and on the right side of your left foot?” My 8 year old, doing well with his right and left and questionable on anatomy
August 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
“Mom, isn’t it weird that your thumb is on the left side of your right foot, and on the right side of your left foot?” My 8 year old, doing well with his right and left and questionable on anatomy
I overheard a dad scold his kid, “I’m going to take your spear away in a minute if you keep it up,” and I can’t say I even batted an eyelash.
August 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I overheard a dad scold his kid, “I’m going to take your spear away in a minute if you keep it up,” and I can’t say I even batted an eyelash.
Pretty sure my kids think the pool is a snack bar with a water feature
July 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure my kids think the pool is a snack bar with a water feature
I never imagined the practice of chugging car bombs would serve me later in life when it was time for daily Metamucil, but here we are
July 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I never imagined the practice of chugging car bombs would serve me later in life when it was time for daily Metamucil, but here we are
My kid looked at our cat in adoration and announced l, “he’s a gift, not a prize,” so I’m wondering if Hallmark is currently hiring writers.
June 16, 2026 at 12:01 PM
My kid looked at our cat in adoration and announced l, “he’s a gift, not a prize,” so I’m wondering if Hallmark is currently hiring writers.
I’m trying to find a time I was happier than returning lice treatment shampoo that I turned out not to need today.
June 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I’m trying to find a time I was happier than returning lice treatment shampoo that I turned out not to need today.
End of school. Kid one brings home three pencils, a dry erase marker with no tip, one notebook and two folders.
Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.
Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.
June 14, 2026 at 2:36 AM
End of school. Kid one brings home three pencils, a dry erase marker with no tip, one notebook and two folders.
Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.
Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.
My kid purchased a stuffie and ran over to show me, proudly announcing it’s a “Sesamese” cat. And it will hereto forth be known as a Sesamese cat.
June 13, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My kid purchased a stuffie and ran over to show me, proudly announcing it’s a “Sesamese” cat. And it will hereto forth be known as a Sesamese cat.
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It was the best of times, it was the black licorice of times
June 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
It was the best of times, it was the black licorice of times
I love how my kids announce what is stuck to our cats. “mom, Puddin’ has corn stuck to her butt.” They also leave said foreign object for me to remove, usually hours later when I see it for myself.
June 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I love how my kids announce what is stuck to our cats. “mom, Puddin’ has corn stuck to her butt.” They also leave said foreign object for me to remove, usually hours later when I see it for myself.
You would think I’d be excited by a desk goose, but there’s just never a day when I get excited about putting another something on my desk.
May 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You would think I’d be excited by a desk goose, but there’s just never a day when I get excited about putting another something on my desk.
I’m thinking of asking my kid for money for digital currency in my game, and actually taking it if he says yes.
May 20, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I’m thinking of asking my kid for money for digital currency in my game, and actually taking it if he says yes.
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My kid lovingly posted a “Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep” sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother’s Day is really like
May 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My kid lovingly posted a “Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep” sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother’s Day is really like
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My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated
April 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated
I went to Target to get three things, but I couldn’t remember the third. I walked the whole store before it occurred to me and I was so proud of myself until I got home and realized I forgot to get the second.
April 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I went to Target to get three things, but I couldn’t remember the third. I walked the whole store before it occurred to me and I was so proud of myself until I got home and realized I forgot to get the second.
My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated
April 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated
My kid hates spelling and was filling in a form by herself. We got in a fight over her answer to the third question because she refused to spell "excited." But I really lost it when I read the whole thing.
April 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
My kid hates spelling and was filling in a form by herself. We got in a fight over her answer to the third question because she refused to spell "excited." But I really lost it when I read the whole thing.
My kid looked over at me lovingly and said “you’re aging really well.”
April 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My kid looked over at me lovingly and said “you’re aging really well.”
My kid just told me she’s charging the tooth fairy interest since her $ wasn’t here on time today
April 5, 2026 at 11:48 AM
My kid just told me she’s charging the tooth fairy interest since her $ wasn’t here on time today
I asked my kids if they knew what a Seder was. My ten year old enthusiastically raised her hand.
“I know! I know! It’s a half man- half goat!”
“I know! I know! It’s a half man- half goat!”
April 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I asked my kids if they knew what a Seder was. My ten year old enthusiastically raised her hand.
“I know! I know! It’s a half man- half goat!”
“I know! I know! It’s a half man- half goat!”
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"if you can't make the meeting, don't worry, we will record it"
great, I look forward to not watching it later too
great, I look forward to not watching it later too
April 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"if you can't make the meeting, don't worry, we will record it"
great, I look forward to not watching it later too
great, I look forward to not watching it later too
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Wife: do that thing I like
Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)
Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)
April 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Wife: do that thing I like
Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)
Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)
That time when I was trying to buy furniture off of Marketplace and the seller couldn’t give me measurements but sent a video using their arm as a comparison.
March 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
That time when I was trying to buy furniture off of Marketplace and the seller couldn’t give me measurements but sent a video using their arm as a comparison.