Monkey Thief
@monkeythief.bsky.social
35 year old, Cali fur with a monkey/raccoon hybrid OC. Love anime, animation, cartoons, books and a good murder. Never turn down an RPG. FFXIV addict. Some NSFW so no minors.
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Monkey Thief
@monkeythief.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Heyo all! Seems fitting my first post should be a reference sheet
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[COMMISSION]
Skeb-style/Surprise Me! portrait commission for @monkeythief.bsky.social, thank you so much! 😊
#GureiZ_Art | (not my) #OC | #OCart | #originalcharacter | #commission
Skeb-style/Surprise Me! portrait commission for @monkeythief.bsky.social, thank you so much! 😊
#GureiZ_Art | (not my) #OC | #OCart | #originalcharacter | #commission
October 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
[COMMISSION]
Skeb-style/Surprise Me! portrait commission for @monkeythief.bsky.social, thank you so much! 😊
#GureiZ_Art | (not my) #OC | #OCart | #originalcharacter | #commission
Skeb-style/Surprise Me! portrait commission for @monkeythief.bsky.social, thank you so much! 😊
#GureiZ_Art | (not my) #OC | #OCart | #originalcharacter | #commission
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Stream sketch/doodle! Oh no, @monkeythief.bsky.social 's Lucas has been infected with 🟪urple! Watch out! It looks like the outbreak is spreading!
September 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Stream sketch/doodle! Oh no, @monkeythief.bsky.social 's Lucas has been infected with 🟪urple! Watch out! It looks like the outbreak is spreading!
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The plans for this month!
bit.ly/bootyel
Join my server as a viewer for my streams and enter the spooooky space (where you can comm me):
discord.gg/QRt2K5V9d
bit.ly/bootyel
Join my server as a viewer for my streams and enter the spooooky space (where you can comm me):
discord.gg/QRt2K5V9d
September 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The plans for this month!
bit.ly/bootyel
Join my server as a viewer for my streams and enter the spooooky space (where you can comm me):
discord.gg/QRt2K5V9d
bit.ly/bootyel
Join my server as a viewer for my streams and enter the spooooky space (where you can comm me):
discord.gg/QRt2K5V9d
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DnDoodle: this one time, we finished a one shot quest. So the party celebrate by watching 2 hot male strippers (me n @cheezychess.bsky.social ) dance to “Simple and Clean” - Donald duck cover XD
September 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
DnDoodle: this one time, we finished a one shot quest. So the party celebrate by watching 2 hot male strippers (me n @cheezychess.bsky.social ) dance to “Simple and Clean” - Donald duck cover XD
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Hey, Happy Dolly Parton Day! (9-25)
Go yell at any Jolene you know.
Buy a kid a book.
Go yell at any Jolene you know.
Buy a kid a book.
September 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Hey, Happy Dolly Parton Day! (9-25)
Go yell at any Jolene you know.
Buy a kid a book.
Go yell at any Jolene you know.
Buy a kid a book.
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My friend got a picture of them all together.
September 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My friend got a picture of them all together.
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An old pic done during a stream by the very talented artist @lafterlight.bsky.social. Got this one more then a decade ago during a Doctor Who themed stream when 11 was the current doctor. I don't think I've posted this one on here before but I've been overdue to share some Lucas goodness
September 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
An old pic done during a stream by the very talented artist @lafterlight.bsky.social. Got this one more then a decade ago during a Doctor Who themed stream when 11 was the current doctor. I don't think I've posted this one on here before but I've been overdue to share some Lucas goodness
An old pic done during a stream by the very talented artist @lafterlight.bsky.social. Got this one more then a decade ago during a Doctor Who themed stream when 11 was the current doctor. I don't think I've posted this one on here before but I've been overdue to share some Lucas goodness
September 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
An old pic done during a stream by the very talented artist @lafterlight.bsky.social. Got this one more then a decade ago during a Doctor Who themed stream when 11 was the current doctor. I don't think I've posted this one on here before but I've been overdue to share some Lucas goodness
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Sponsor-A-Critter - Day 11 - Spider Monkey - Sponsored by Artie
I still have days available, hit me up if you'd like to sponsor a critter this month!
#SponsorACritter #critter #doodle #inkdrawing #NotReallyInktober #spidermonkey #monkey
I still have days available, hit me up if you'd like to sponsor a critter this month!
#SponsorACritter #critter #doodle #inkdrawing #NotReallyInktober #spidermonkey #monkey
October 11, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Sponsor-A-Critter - Day 11 - Spider Monkey - Sponsored by Artie
I still have days available, hit me up if you'd like to sponsor a critter this month!
#SponsorACritter #critter #doodle #inkdrawing #NotReallyInktober #spidermonkey #monkey
I still have days available, hit me up if you'd like to sponsor a critter this month!
#SponsorACritter #critter #doodle #inkdrawing #NotReallyInktober #spidermonkey #monkey
Really hate the Twitter shadow bans. Annoying af and wondering why I still bother with that site sometimes. Probably cuz there are some artists over there that don’t have a Bluesky
September 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Really hate the Twitter shadow bans. Annoying af and wondering why I still bother with that site sometimes. Probably cuz there are some artists over there that don’t have a Bluesky
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Once again, we are projecting that "The Host" will indeed possess your favorite ram bartender for the 7th year in a row! Come celebrate the spooky season with #TheHostPresents! A month long event of new horror art pieces from different artists! We can't wait to show you what we got!
September 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Once again, we are projecting that "The Host" will indeed possess your favorite ram bartender for the 7th year in a row! Come celebrate the spooky season with #TheHostPresents! A month long event of new horror art pieces from different artists! We can't wait to show you what we got!
So, currently between jobs and hoping I get a call back soon. Also found out that my CPU might need to be replaced to play any higher end games (fuck you UE5). So gotta hope I land a job and rebuild my savings. Good news finally had rainfall after a summer of 95+ heat which was absolutely lovely.
September 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
So, currently between jobs and hoping I get a call back soon. Also found out that my CPU might need to be replaced to play any higher end games (fuck you UE5). So gotta hope I land a job and rebuild my savings. Good news finally had rainfall after a summer of 95+ heat which was absolutely lovely.
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My YCH commission from @cafurccino.bsky.social is finally done and I absolutely love how Lucas turned out!
August 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My YCH commission from @cafurccino.bsky.social is finally done and I absolutely love how Lucas turned out!
My YCH commission from @cafurccino.bsky.social is finally done and I absolutely love how Lucas turned out!
August 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My YCH commission from @cafurccino.bsky.social is finally done and I absolutely love how Lucas turned out!
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Originally began around halfway through Heavensward I think with a group of friends. They turned out to be toxic as hell though and turned me off the game for several years until I came back to it during Covid. Sped run through four expansions and been hooked on the game since.
#wolqotd | #wolquestion |
Question, For the Player:
A most Reflective and Renewing "The Rising" Festival 新生祭 to you, Warrior of Light! ✨
When did you start playing Final Fantasy XIV?
Has your personal journey been good?
Has it been worthwhile?
#FF14 | #FFXIV |
Question, For the Player:
A most Reflective and Renewing "The Rising" Festival 新生祭 to you, Warrior of Light! ✨
When did you start playing Final Fantasy XIV?
Has your personal journey been good?
Has it been worthwhile?
#FF14 | #FFXIV |
August 27, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Originally began around halfway through Heavensward I think with a group of friends. They turned out to be toxic as hell though and turned me off the game for several years until I came back to it during Covid. Sped run through four expansions and been hooked on the game since.
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If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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TIM CURRY TOO?! FUCK ME MAN!!!
Rest in piece. FUCK THIS WEEK!
Rest in piece. FUCK THIS WEEK!
Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
ALT: Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
static.klipy.com
August 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
TIM CURRY TOO?! FUCK ME MAN!!!
Rest in piece. FUCK THIS WEEK!
Rest in piece. FUCK THIS WEEK!
First a Princess of Heart, then the Queen of Country and now a King of Horror... god dammit reaper give us a break stop taking people we love.
August 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
First a Princess of Heart, then the Queen of Country and now a King of Horror... god dammit reaper give us a break stop taking people we love.
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This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
August 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
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There's no shortage of cynicism and apathy in the world right now and it's hard to maintain a positive potential outlook on the future.
It is arguably the most important thing to keep your humanity & help out with the capabilities you have.
You don't have to have millions to be a Dolly to someone.
It is arguably the most important thing to keep your humanity & help out with the capabilities you have.
You don't have to have millions to be a Dolly to someone.
August 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
There's no shortage of cynicism and apathy in the world right now and it's hard to maintain a positive potential outlook on the future.
It is arguably the most important thing to keep your humanity & help out with the capabilities you have.
You don't have to have millions to be a Dolly to someone.
It is arguably the most important thing to keep your humanity & help out with the capabilities you have.
You don't have to have millions to be a Dolly to someone.
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Menace at Mango Beach [1/13] - A comic happening between the other... three comics I'm working on. Following the events of last Halloween (except it seems to be like, the day right after), a new threat rises to bring terror to the hearts of good sharks.
Will simulpost here until SPICY PAGES come up.
Will simulpost here until SPICY PAGES come up.
![A comic page. A horrible, horrible event:
It's a sunny beach, and two, well-meaning shark himbo lifeguards sit atop their lifeguard chairs which I will never, ever, ever draw again because it felt like a punishment from the Lord. Anyway, they were just having a fine day until a
disgusting influencer Ricardo, from It came from Outer Space, whom police would describe as a lean twink with alarming pink-irised eyes the color of unsettling lust] addressed them.
"Hey guys! I'm looking for a place to record a double dog dare video! Can your recommend a spot?" he says, influencingly (negative.)
"I need a place where I'm not EXACTLY trespassing, cuz, uh, I'm on my third strike with the popos," he continues, shamelessly. "But I guet dougle dog points if someone chases me out with a GUN. Make of that what you will!" He adds, with no one running in to wipe his FILTHY MOUTH with soap?!
"Can you think of anything? Bonus if it's haunted. Mega-bonus if it's close to a live wire, or a rip current." He finishes. Awful.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lr2irpz4obimxpdk7o6pvzm7/bafkreih5j4lbkutldufj43qtnuwskjrle7ru6zrmrx2a5mtcmtarurfmoq)
August 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Menace at Mango Beach [1/13] - A comic happening between the other... three comics I'm working on. Following the events of last Halloween (except it seems to be like, the day right after), a new threat rises to bring terror to the hearts of good sharks.
Will simulpost here until SPICY PAGES come up.
Will simulpost here until SPICY PAGES come up.
King of Queens. All the characters are awful and the one non-awful person is a complete idiot.
What’s the worst sitcom you will admit to have watched?
August 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
King of Queens. All the characters are awful and the one non-awful person is a complete idiot.
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Gargoyles is such a fantastic example of the fact that you don't just have to keep recycling old IP if you want to build an audience. This cartoon emerged feeling so fully-formed and so confident in its storytelling that it remains a strong influence on fantasy animation to this day.
August 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Gargoyles is such a fantastic example of the fact that you don't just have to keep recycling old IP if you want to build an audience. This cartoon emerged feeling so fully-formed and so confident in its storytelling that it remains a strong influence on fantasy animation to this day.