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Richard
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Fax to Ingolstadt
Hausmeister.
A large bush in the church's grounds has lent itself to my most ambitious project to date.

Mr Man topiary
May 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
No democracy without Bürokratie
May 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
April 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Needed a pee yesterday, was in a car park. So I weed on the tyre of my car.

Can't nick me.

Ah I thought, does that rule apply in Germany as well?

Then I thought, is that just an urban myth anyway?
Oh, Mandy
Well, you came and you drank with a Tory
But he sent you away, oh, Mandy
Well, you pissed and you stopped in a doorway
And you peed on your way, oh, Mandy
Mandelson faces £300 fine for urinating in street, council says
Lord Peter Mandelson is set to be fined for public urination but the council cannot find an address.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 11, 2026 at 9:32 AM
New Justice album looks ropey
April 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Nürnberg Zoo. 10 captivities out of 10.
April 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Vino Jr is a very unsympathetic player.

Alvaro Carreras is a shit.
April 8, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Am all behind this. Might actually run some classes for the hedgehogs in how to disable such intrusive things.

Ludites unite!

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
German mayors call for night-time ban on robot lawnmowers to protect hedgehogs
Leaders say automated mowers’ blades threaten nocturnal animals as studies highlight risks to wildlife
www.theguardian.com
April 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
April 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
April 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Leeds Leeds Leeds
April 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Got a Leeds fan staying with us at the mo. 💮
April 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Too heavy
April 5, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Middle men
April 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Frohe Ostern
April 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Road building
April 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I can't begin to describe to you how much tranquility I seen to be getting from this...
April 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
1 egg per point. High performance air rifle. Walther.

10 meters. Center spot earns 2.
2 rings beyond earn a point.

Mrs H is a crack shot.
April 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Advertised as an Easter egg shoot. Did not expect this...
April 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by Richard
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April 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Very civilised part of the world
April 1, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Berghaus
April 1, 2026 at 8:55 AM
March 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Artificial snow
March 31, 2026 at 8:38 AM