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Feels like the general craziness all around has ramped up again.
Penguin Nihilist
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September 15, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Feels like the general craziness all around has ramped up again.
We’re at the “Are we the baddies?” stage but the David Mitchell character is laughing maniacally instead of looking anxious.
September 15, 2026 at 10:22 AM
We’re at the “Are we the baddies?” stage but the David Mitchell character is laughing maniacally instead of looking anxious.
Had to go to a regional shopping centre twice in two days. I think it is actually more depressing on the second day.
September 15, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Had to go to a regional shopping centre twice in two days. I think it is actually more depressing on the second day.
I was hating Ed Sheeran before it was cool.
September 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I was hating Ed Sheeran before it was cool.
As much as I like Oasis, I honestly don’t think I could be bothered going through that faff for tickets again.
September 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
As much as I like Oasis, I honestly don’t think I could be bothered going through that faff for tickets again.
We’re so fucked
September 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
We’re so fucked
So when does the Man Utd board hit the panic button on Carrick
Stimpy Presses the Red Button
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September 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
So when does the Man Utd board hit the panic button on Carrick
Everyone with Fernandez in their fantasy football team is a lucky swine.
September 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Everyone with Fernandez in their fantasy football team is a lucky swine.
Have they tried going out of their way to not be cunts? Just a thought.
For some tech founders, making hundreds of millions of dollars didn’t feel like they thought it would. And they’re looking for advice on what to do now. Read more: bloom.bg/4h0b4tk
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📷: Michael Nagle/Bloomberg
September 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Have they tried going out of their way to not be cunts? Just a thought.
Hanging with my Berner bestie
September 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Hanging with my Berner bestie
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
September 12, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring
I guess Trump’s Scottish ancestors were Celtic fans.
September 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I guess Trump’s Scottish ancestors were Celtic fans.
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This animated map shows a day of actual UK train movements, delays and all! On 19 August 2026 the network peaked at 1,794 trains moving at once. Even around 3am, at least 141 were running. Passenger services wind down, but freight and maintenance keep rolling. Source: buff.ly/0zrhl41
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
This animated map shows a day of actual UK train movements, delays and all! On 19 August 2026 the network peaked at 1,794 trains moving at once. Even around 3am, at least 141 were running. Passenger services wind down, but freight and maintenance keep rolling. Source: buff.ly/0zrhl41
Local post office is selling Elf on the Shelf.
Years over. You can coast into the new year from here.
Years over. You can coast into the new year from here.
September 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Local post office is selling Elf on the Shelf.
Years over. You can coast into the new year from here.
Years over. You can coast into the new year from here.
Imagine having “Fuck you!” money and donating a sizeable chunk of it to a bunch of rascist boomers so they can do more racism, rather than doing literally anything else with it.
September 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Imagine having “Fuck you!” money and donating a sizeable chunk of it to a bunch of rascist boomers so they can do more racism, rather than doing literally anything else with it.
Good evening
September 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Good evening
I am now 6 stone (38kg) lighter than I was this time last year. Approx 1/3rd of my body weight.
September 11, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I am now 6 stone (38kg) lighter than I was this time last year. Approx 1/3rd of my body weight.
For context, the UK (the 6th largest economy in the world?) is currently consuming around 28.5GW of power
Microsoft plans to triple data center capacity to 38 Gigawatts.
September 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
For context, the UK (the 6th largest economy in the world?) is currently consuming around 28.5GW of power
25 years ago as a student I missed the best opportunity to shoplift I will probably every have. Went to buy clothes for going back to Uni, completely oblivious to the goings on. All the shop staff were too busy watching TV to man the tills.
September 11, 2026 at 8:25 AM
25 years ago as a student I missed the best opportunity to shoplift I will probably every have. Went to buy clothes for going back to Uni, completely oblivious to the goings on. All the shop staff were too busy watching TV to man the tills.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
$5000 to every American adult doesn’t sound inflationary at all. Or you know, sane.
September 10, 2026 at 7:43 AM
$5000 to every American adult doesn’t sound inflationary at all. Or you know, sane.
Come back when its a foldable tricorder
Star Trek: Captain Kirk & Dr. McCoy Don't Know How To Use Tech
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September 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Come back when its a foldable tricorder