Goatwiz
@mostlyagoatwizard.bsky.social
(They/Them) Tik-Tok diagnosed depressed, ADHD, autistic, lesbian with a penchant for metal, plants, and D&D. I stream art too sometimes.
I once was so tired, when answering a DM with only the word yes. I typed "sye" which is not in any way correct. Not forwards, backwards, upside down! Not any. Not a single letter in the right place.
Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame.
Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame.
September 25, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I once was so tired, when answering a DM with only the word yes. I typed "sye" which is not in any way correct. Not forwards, backwards, upside down! Not any. Not a single letter in the right place.
Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame.
Having failed so completely to spell a 3 letter word. I went to bed in shame.
Who is the person that wants the adaptation to be different from the source material so they are surprised? And why are people listening to them?
September 22, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Who is the person that wants the adaptation to be different from the source material so they are surprised? And why are people listening to them?
Currently living in a metaphor of dealing with the messes of the previous generation as I strip three layers of wallpaper of my walls which appears to have been stuck down with super glue.
September 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Currently living in a metaphor of dealing with the messes of the previous generation as I strip three layers of wallpaper of my walls which appears to have been stuck down with super glue.
Inflicting trauma on the next generation just because you went through it and "turned out fine" doesn't make it ok. Long story short stop playing Monopoly. It's not a good game.
September 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Inflicting trauma on the next generation just because you went through it and "turned out fine" doesn't make it ok. Long story short stop playing Monopoly. It's not a good game.
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Join me in half an hour, I'm about to stream and first we'll start on a poll, which past drawing I'll be redrawing for the affiliate anniversary. (PS all of them were drawn the month I reached affiliate on twitch, 6 years ago) link twitch.tv/szotynart
September 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Join me in half an hour, I'm about to stream and first we'll start on a poll, which past drawing I'll be redrawing for the affiliate anniversary. (PS all of them were drawn the month I reached affiliate on twitch, 6 years ago) link twitch.tv/szotynart
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Just realized I haven't sent everyone a baby goat fix yet this week.
August 30, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Just realized I haven't sent everyone a baby goat fix yet this week.
The recipe calls for one cup of sugar...
August 30, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The recipe calls for one cup of sugar...
I now understand that when some people say "oh I like all types of music" they mean types within their narrow scope of "exploration" and have the same energy as "I enjoy all sexual positions, underneath AND on top"
August 24, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I now understand that when some people say "oh I like all types of music" they mean types within their narrow scope of "exploration" and have the same energy as "I enjoy all sexual positions, underneath AND on top"
A good quality, well maintained kitchen knife is a joy to use but gives zero fucks if you catch yourself. You feel like a vanquished samurai, thinking you are ok, then your arm falls off. My thumb is now sporting a dashing anime villain cut across its face (nail) and is bent on revenge.
August 21, 2026 at 10:25 AM
A good quality, well maintained kitchen knife is a joy to use but gives zero fucks if you catch yourself. You feel like a vanquished samurai, thinking you are ok, then your arm falls off. My thumb is now sporting a dashing anime villain cut across its face (nail) and is bent on revenge.
"I can't hear the enemies over the sea shanties!"
*When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight*
*When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight*
August 20, 2026 at 5:16 AM
"I can't hear the enemies over the sea shanties!"
*When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight*
*When you are gaming and in the mood for a certain type of music but realise your volume levels are wrong, in the middle of a fire fight*
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Oh so you'll vote in a dangerous, prejudice moron into government because it's funny but an alien bin man is a step too far. For shame
August 14, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Oh so you'll vote in a dangerous, prejudice moron into government because it's funny but an alien bin man is a step too far. For shame
Due to the extreme temperatures the social media accounts of Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek have been restricted from sharing selfies to prevent serious overheating. Additional accounts are under consideration pending public submission.
August 12, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Due to the extreme temperatures the social media accounts of Cate Blanchett, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek have been restricted from sharing selfies to prevent serious overheating. Additional accounts are under consideration pending public submission.
Coming back to part 1 of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Solari after Erika's
Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast.
Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos"
Me: ... Ok I'll stick around.
The gang never disappoint regardless of mood.
Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast.
Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos"
Me: ... Ok I'll stick around.
The gang never disappoint regardless of mood.
August 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Coming back to part 1 of @worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Solari after Erika's
Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast.
Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos"
Me: ... Ok I'll stick around.
The gang never disappoint regardless of mood.
Me: I'm not sure in the mood for a dark podcast.
Brennan: "I'm in a dishwasher full of dildos"
Me: ... Ok I'll stick around.
The gang never disappoint regardless of mood.
A perfect holiday with the perfect company. Robin Hoods bay was delightful. We explored it thoroughly, walked to Whitby Abby, took 100s of ocean pics, hunted for ocean glass, played with swords, ate, drank, played games, watched bats from the veranda, saw a lady walking her rabbit and much more!
July 30, 2026 at 10:26 AM
A perfect holiday with the perfect company. Robin Hoods bay was delightful. We explored it thoroughly, walked to Whitby Abby, took 100s of ocean pics, hunted for ocean glass, played with swords, ate, drank, played games, watched bats from the veranda, saw a lady walking her rabbit and much more!
Living that Jason Statham Crank lifestyle but maintaining a constant level of caffination to avert disaster instead.
July 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Living that Jason Statham Crank lifestyle but maintaining a constant level of caffination to avert disaster instead.
Rescued a butterfly from a spider web who then proceeded to fly straight into another one. Rescued for the second time and taken outside it flew away. I fully expect it to return to me in my moment of greatest need to repay this life debt.
Gandalf: I'm Trying To Help You
ALT: Gandalf: I'm Trying To Help You
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July 22, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Rescued a butterfly from a spider web who then proceeded to fly straight into another one. Rescued for the second time and taken outside it flew away. I fully expect it to return to me in my moment of greatest need to repay this life debt.
"oh, we are playing on a higher difficulty that's not good for new players, you're going to have a miserable time"
Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is.
Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is.
July 21, 2026 at 7:31 AM
"oh, we are playing on a higher difficulty that's not good for new players, you're going to have a miserable time"
Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is.
Bruh, I have 1000 hours in Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. You don't know what misery is.
Lesson #5 - Cherry. Not painted for a while so it's good to get back to it. While I was doing it I was enjoying the sight of a well used paint set. Feels good to use that fancy stationery rather than let it sit in a drawer.
July 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Lesson #5 - Cherry. Not painted for a while so it's good to get back to it. While I was doing it I was enjoying the sight of a well used paint set. Feels good to use that fancy stationery rather than let it sit in a drawer.
Support your local artists. They use less water than A.I because they will inevitably forget to hydrate.
June 30, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Support your local artists. They use less water than A.I because they will inevitably forget to hydrate.
I've had plants on the brink of death come back to life after, I've bought a replacement and then be better than ever. It would appear I'm cultivating a brood of spiteful plants and you know I respect them for it. These little horrors persist.
June 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I've had plants on the brink of death come back to life after, I've bought a replacement and then be better than ever. It would appear I'm cultivating a brood of spiteful plants and you know I respect them for it. These little horrors persist.
Acting like you weren't spilling your drink on yourself before caps were left attached to the bottle...
June 24, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Acting like you weren't spilling your drink on yourself before caps were left attached to the bottle...
Fresh straight off the tree
June 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Fresh straight off the tree
"I'll just do that one task"....*17 tasks later with a mixture of soil, flour, nail polish and goodness knows what else on my hands*
June 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
"I'll just do that one task"....*17 tasks later with a mixture of soil, flour, nail polish and goodness knows what else on my hands*
Going to a festival, the weather report is sun, the sky is overcast. I've been hurt before, weather. Old reliable all weather leather trench coat it is!
June 13, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Going to a festival, the weather report is sun, the sky is overcast. I've been hurt before, weather. Old reliable all weather leather trench coat it is!