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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)
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Author of bestselling sexy book as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Book Stuff: https://linktr.ee/kitrocha Enable Chaos: https://amzn.to/4gCqcOD
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Surprise! When I'm not gardening or chaotically escalating madcap adventures, I write books with my BFF @totallydonna.kitrocha.com! Our newest book is out June 16th.

It's the 4th in a quartet of very horny romantasy about how tech bros suck.

Learn more about it here: www.kitrocha.com/202...
They just look so pretty. 😍
September 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I would put this in my top 3 for sure.
the ideal M/F ship is a woman who is constantly charging headfirst into danger and chaos with zero sense of self-preservation, and her emotional support himbo who follows along like “this is a deranged plan, but fine”
September 19, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm glad they've extended the deadline (I guess???) but I'm still having daily stress over the fact that they literally have given us no way to confirm that our disputes have been received.

"If you got to the success screen then it worked" would be more soothing if anything else had gone right????
September 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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I was with Kyle and many others at Broadview ICE Oct. 3, the terrifying day of his wrongful arrest. I'm immensely proud of him and others for holding accountable local, state and national law enforcement & ICE -- all of whom have engaged in awful, violent acts at Broadview & elsewhere.
I couldn't attend the press conference because of, you know, chemo, but I'm super proud of Kyle and excited to see our lawsuits inching forward in hopes of SOME kind of accountability for what our city (and country) have been subjected to for the last year+
15 residents filed complaints against Homeland Security for Midway Blitz harms
The complaints are the first step to seeking monetary damages from the agency
www.nprillinois.org
September 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
😭😭😭😭
September 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is the entire game for me on consent. People are still trying to parse it, but I don't think it's that complicated.
incredibly so. "yes" doesn't exist when "no" has professional or financial consequences.
September 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This book is almost 10 years old now, and more relevant than ever.
September 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Today (or tomorrow) I am going to make PEPPER JELLY for the first time! Just kinda going full YOLO with my jalapeños and my purple peppers that somehow keep trucking even tho I thought they were dead & my mystery peppers.
September 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
It happens all the time! ALL. THE. TIME. 😂
This is one of the more hilarious judgements to make about you lmao
September 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Blocking bluesky on my computer today because I don't have time for the people who think I'm puritanical because I understand the concept of consent. 😂

I've got consensual fucking books to write!
September 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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AI critics: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination

AI Stans: This is the greatest, most powerful tech in history. It is not a theft machine. There are no original thoughts anymore

People Who Created AI: This is a theft machine for lazy turds with no imagination
OpenAI and Microsoft admitted LLMs are predatory tech built on “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions,” and the “largest theft of labor in human history.” An internal Microsoft document said AI has created a “doom loop” that is killing “the entire web.” www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...
‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft
"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions."
www.404media.co
September 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Phone bank with Romancelandia!
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September 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
every time YouTube tries to send me down the Actual Prepper algo spiral I remember, again, how incredibly bad most of these preppers are actually going to be at surviving any realistic and likely disaster scenario.
September 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
welcome to all the people who are following me because I co-wrote a hedonistic dystopian porn saga
We have officially rolled the Beyond Series back out of KU! It will be available on other bookstores digitally again soon, AND available next month (hopefully!) on our direct shop!

But before Pride Month is over, you can get 1 million words of the Bisexual Love Army for $19.99!

payhip.com/b/sEkS
September 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
the enemy of my enemy is never my friend, and I do not have to hand it to Thomas Massie...

but god damn, from one petty bitch to another, I gotta respect this level of undiluted hateorade

running them out of DC with an impeachment vote & shouting EPSTEIN FILES 2, 2 EPSTEIN 2 FILES!!!! after them
September 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
it is such a weird time to be a genAI hating woman with a computer science degree whose career has been heavily defined by writing award winning futuristic dystopian books about post-apocalyptic kinky sex parties
September 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Also most of this country hates those guys. Fucking hates. ABSOLUTELY HATES

"billionaire tech oligarchs want to silence me so they can build a data center in your back yard and take your job and they'll spend $18 zillion to stop me while your family can't afford to split one (1) hamburger"
the problem for Dem consultants is that they haven't properly internalized that tech - not the rank and file, but the guys at the top - has completely turned against them and should now be treated as an implacable political enemy

you can't win them back by playing nice on policy and you shouldn't
September 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
If anyone wanted to grow lettuce at home on easy mode, it looks like some aerogardens are on clearance here!

(I would probably get the XL for lettuce. I'm honestly eyeing one right now even tho I have a giant aerogarden already!)

scottsmiraclegro.com/en-us/brands...
AeroGarden Clearance | ScottsMiracle-Gro US
scottsmiraclegro.com
September 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Lawyers have unique power and play a crucial role in protecting our democracy.

If you are a lawyer and want to help protect the 2026 election, join the Lawyers for Good Government mobilization webinar to find a convenient way to take action this election. RSVP: www.mobilize.us/notabovethel...
2026 Midterm Election: Lawyer Mobilization Hub · Not Above the Law
## Lawyers have the unique power to protect the integrity of our democracy in the face of relentless attacks to undermine it. Sign up to show your interest in getting involved in non-partisan ways to…
www.mobilize.us
September 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Community members came together at Sure House Baptist Church to prepare for the upcoming election by checking their voter registration, signing up for voter ID assistance, and getting involved in voter outreach efforts.

We're building power by ensuring people have the resources they need.
September 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
evergreen, man.
That's enough RTing people. Bottom line:

A bunch of Americans are upset that Canadians are treating blue state Americans exactly how blue state Americans have always treated red state Americans.

🚬
September 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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👇🏾 your Constitution Day reminder, and the next book to put on your reading list!
September 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It's Citrus Time over in #BreezeDryer land! 😍
September 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I love this choice for them because you know that Trump will burn their lives to the ground. Even knowing that a GOP wipeout threatens him in multiple ways, he will continue to punch them in the face if they try to untie his anchor from around their necks.

I hope they all sleep terribly! 💕
We've reached the "Republican House Members cutting anti-Trump campaign ads" stage of the GOP implosion.
"Mr. President, some of your immigration enforcement efforts have gone too far."

"The same Hispanics who helped you get to the White House in 2024 feel betrayed today."

-Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar (R-Fla), a former broadcast journalist, direct to camera in campaign ad #FL27
September 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Since we got the ninja with the shredder/slicer discs, we are passing my rotary shredder on to Mr. Bree's friend, but I printed that organizer I found first and it honestly is kind of amazing.
September 17, 2026 at 5:16 AM