nicky the friendly shark
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
gentle, quiet, newly audhd, probably gay, lots of trauma, let me live!!!!!!
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
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imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
imagine if we smooched. no reason i just want to smooch you
June 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
imagine if we smooched. no reason i just want to smooch you
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a dead bee is called a been
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
a dead bee is called a been
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most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
January 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them
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I'm the only normal guy hiding in your coat closet. The other dudes in here are weird
June 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm the only normal guy hiding in your coat closet. The other dudes in here are weird
hey girlies (and guylies and theylies) i’m alive. my husband and i have separated which makes my last posts incredibly awkward. what have i missed?
June 14, 2026 at 9:25 AM
hey girlies (and guylies and theylies) i’m alive. my husband and i have separated which makes my last posts incredibly awkward. what have i missed?
i am an innocent, lord of the rings loving gal, and they commit violence by releasing tales of the shire
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
i am an innocent, lord of the rings loving gal, and they commit violence by releasing tales of the shire
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
July 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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Can someone lend me a hundred bugs
July 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can someone lend me a hundred bugs
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i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports
July 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i just think it's unfair that some people are biologically better at sports than me and i think they should all be banned from sports until i am the best at sports
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such world wide webs we weave
July 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
such world wide webs we weave
sharks store love in their teeth this is why they bite
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
sharks store love in their teeth this is why they bite
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come with me if you don’t want to live
July 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
come with me if you don’t want to live
it’s night time, time to make out with ghosts
July 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
it’s night time, time to make out with ghosts
for @jonhendren.com this is the beef barbacoa and cochinita pibil i slow cooked on my smoker for 8 hours on the weekend
July 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
for @jonhendren.com this is the beef barbacoa and cochinita pibil i slow cooked on my smoker for 8 hours on the weekend
there are several frogs disappointed in you
July 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
there are several frogs disappointed in you
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stuart little women
July 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
stuart little women
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And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach
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I bought you a sword please respond.
July 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I bought you a sword please respond.
oh no, it’s menace time
July 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
oh no, it’s menace time
stuart little women
July 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
stuart little women
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your secrets are not safe with me. Bitch
July 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
your secrets are not safe with me. Bitch
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a religion where they shoot your body out of a cannon when you die
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
a religion where they shoot your body out of a cannon when you die