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@motelporn.bsky.social
We are all just prisoners here on our own device
theatre mom • gen x • motel life • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom
Blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
theatre mom • gen x • motel life • lmt • sfw • milf • #fuckMS • she/her/mom
Blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec3rjefpjf5d6utve7lq2py6/feed/aaaemwfiui5sw
rooms: https://www.tumblr.com/motelporn
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@motelporn.bsky.social
· Jul 16
We are all equal at the DMV
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Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.
October 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.
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coming this fall to Bravo
milfs on the spectrum
October 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
coming this fall to Bravo
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how come when kids play house they're never like "hot water isn't working anymore" or "we're out of toilet paper"
October 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
how come when kids play house they're never like "hot water isn't working anymore" or "we're out of toilet paper"
My toxic trait is leading on all the new followers who thought I was a porn account 💅 They should read bios more.
👏PLEASE 👏LABEL 👏YOUR 👏ADULT 👏CONTENT
If I ✨wanted✨porn on my timeline I'd subscribe to the horny accounts!
If I ✨wanted✨porn on my timeline I'd subscribe to the horny accounts!
October 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
My toxic trait is leading on all the new followers who thought I was a porn account 💅 They should read bios more.
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i am not a p-rn category.
i am actually several dozen p-rn categories.
i am actually several dozen p-rn categories.
October 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
i am not a p-rn category.
i am actually several dozen p-rn categories.
i am actually several dozen p-rn categories.
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No one fucking understands Hello Kitty like I do
October 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
No one fucking understands Hello Kitty like I do
I'm listing a midlife crisis on fb marketplace
October 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I'm listing a midlife crisis on fb marketplace
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Go ahead and dress like a French libertine and let your favorite breast hang out
October 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Go ahead and dress like a French libertine and let your favorite breast hang out
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Me:
okay but, boobs.
October 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Me:
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Is ‘home wrecker’ one word or two?
I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.
I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.
October 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Is ‘home wrecker’ one word or two?
I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.
I want to get this Anniversary Card just right.
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remind me who you are again
October 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
remind me who you are again
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Tosca for president
October 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Tosca for president
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I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter
October 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter
Well this is awesome!
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday?
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
October 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Well this is awesome!
Cloudy with a chance of burnt shrimp
October 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Cloudy with a chance of burnt shrimp
“wtf happened to the girl who could drink all night and still get up and go to the gym the next day?”
I think as I remember I didn't have my first drink until I was 40
I think as I remember I didn't have my first drink until I was 40
October 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
“wtf happened to the girl who could drink all night and still get up and go to the gym the next day?”
I think as I remember I didn't have my first drink until I was 40
I think as I remember I didn't have my first drink until I was 40
Me on my deathbed: still waiting for that Mother of the Year award
October 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Me on my deathbed: still waiting for that Mother of the Year award
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I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
October 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
I honestly couldn’t imagine that 15’s world could get worse than getting dumped 3 days before school started, but today he discovered that his bff has blocked him and is dating the ex. High schoolers are evil shits!
October 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I honestly couldn’t imagine that 15’s world could get worse than getting dumped 3 days before school started, but today he discovered that his bff has blocked him and is dating the ex. High schoolers are evil shits!
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“Well, I fucked that up!” me, all day, every day.
October 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
“Well, I fucked that up!” me, all day, every day.
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For any fellow sad cases™️ I have created this sad fm™️ playlist great for ugly crying! It’s also suitable for low grade malaise, or if you just love bangers. open.spotify.com/playlist/3ez...
Sad Fm #1
Playlist · sarateee · 17 items
open.spotify.com
October 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
For any fellow sad cases™️ I have created this sad fm™️ playlist great for ugly crying! It’s also suitable for low grade malaise, or if you just love bangers. open.spotify.com/playlist/3ez...
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I have a package of sea salt caramel chocolates in my pantry, hidden behind my fiber drink mix
October 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I have a package of sea salt caramel chocolates in my pantry, hidden behind my fiber drink mix