The Bourne Valedictorian
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Smart Ass-kicker.
I can't be the only person watching #darkmatter that would appreciate gamer tags over the characters at this point? Season 2 and it's too much to keep track of--a tag saying Jason224 floating over the characters would be immensely helpful.
September 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I can't be the only person watching #darkmatter that would appreciate gamer tags over the characters at this point? Season 2 and it's too much to keep track of--a tag saying Jason224 floating over the characters would be immensely helpful.
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USPS can't even deliver my utility bill on time
Now we're told it's going to screen every mail-in voter & every ballot in the country?
Not happening. It's grossly unconstitutional, & we @democracydefendersfund.org & partners have gone to court to stop it
I explained on @cnn.com -TN
Now we're told it's going to screen every mail-in voter & every ballot in the country?
Not happening. It's grossly unconstitutional, & we @democracydefendersfund.org & partners have gone to court to stop it
I explained on @cnn.com -TN
August 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
USPS can't even deliver my utility bill on time
Now we're told it's going to screen every mail-in voter & every ballot in the country?
Not happening. It's grossly unconstitutional, & we @democracydefendersfund.org & partners have gone to court to stop it
I explained on @cnn.com -TN
Now we're told it's going to screen every mail-in voter & every ballot in the country?
Not happening. It's grossly unconstitutional, & we @democracydefendersfund.org & partners have gone to court to stop it
I explained on @cnn.com -TN
It's too much to ask for the President to just not be an idiot, apparently.
Fact check:
1. The Federated States of Micronesia is an independent sovereign country.
2. The Marshall Islands is an independent sovereign country.
3. Washington, D.C. is the federal district and is not a U.S. territory.
1. The Federated States of Micronesia is an independent sovereign country.
2. The Marshall Islands is an independent sovereign country.
3. Washington, D.C. is the federal district and is not a U.S. territory.
August 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It's too much to ask for the President to just not be an idiot, apparently.
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Cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social.
August 28, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social.
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They’re trying to intimidate people; to keep them from voting. It’s up to us to make sure it doesn’t work.
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Revisiting: Can Federal Troops Be Stationed At The Polls In 2026?
On September 2, 2025, as Trump continued to deploy National Guard troops in American cities and openly blustered about militarizing American streets, I wrote an explainer about the law prohibiting fed...
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August 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
They’re trying to intimidate people; to keep them from voting. It’s up to us to make sure it doesn’t work.
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Welp #Silo just turned it up to 11....
Planet Of The Apes: George Taylor's Iconic Cry
ALT: Planet Of The Apes: George Taylor's Iconic Cry
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August 28, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Welp #Silo just turned it up to 11....
Can we talk about how amazing #Widow'sBay is? Holy shit I am loving this show. Genuinely can't think of another show that's made me bust out laughing and scare me out of my seat--often in the same episode!
May 24, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Can we talk about how amazing #Widow'sBay is? Holy shit I am loving this show. Genuinely can't think of another show that's made me bust out laughing and scare me out of my seat--often in the same episode!
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Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
March 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
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It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
March 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.
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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
March 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
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Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.
March 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
February 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors
@ncaa.bsky.social Someone needs to be fired for that horse shit that just happened to #ECU. The literal worst call I've seen in a college football game this year. Maybe ever. wow.
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@ncaa.bsky.social Someone needs to be fired for that horse shit that just happened to #ECU. The literal worst call I've seen in a college football game this year. Maybe ever. wow.
The new overlords of truth must have seen something that did not fit the agenda.
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The new overlords of truth must have seen something that did not fit the agenda.
#JakePaul is a good reminder to us all when we are watching professional sports on TV and think "That doesn't look too hard--I could probably exercise for a month or two and do that...."
NO YOU CAN'T.
these people are professionals for a reason. Even the ones you think are bad at it.
NO YOU CAN'T.
these people are professionals for a reason. Even the ones you think are bad at it.
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
#JakePaul is a good reminder to us all when we are watching professional sports on TV and think "That doesn't look too hard--I could probably exercise for a month or two and do that...."
NO YOU CAN'T.
these people are professionals for a reason. Even the ones you think are bad at it.
NO YOU CAN'T.
these people are professionals for a reason. Even the ones you think are bad at it.
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🤣🤣Trump fell asleep during Rubio's story about the war in Ukraine
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
🤣🤣Trump fell asleep during Rubio's story about the war in Ukraine
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For over 5 years, Marjorie Taylor Greene was one of the people in Congress most disliked by Democrats.
No death threats.
It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats.
Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.
No death threats.
It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats.
Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
For over 5 years, Marjorie Taylor Greene was one of the people in Congress most disliked by Democrats.
No death threats.
It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats.
Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.
No death threats.
It was only when she turned on Donald Trump that she got death threats.
Just like Senators only received threats of violence after they wavered on Trump's cabinet nominations.
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Impunity is the word.
It is the same impunity that got us Trump. Like Epstein, Trump built a career on a transactional chumminess, mutual self-indulgence, and an alarmingly high tolerance level for misbehavior by the layers of political, business, media, and cultural elites surrounding him.
It is the same impunity that got us Trump. Like Epstein, Trump built a career on a transactional chumminess, mutual self-indulgence, and an alarmingly high tolerance level for misbehavior by the layers of political, business, media, and cultural elites surrounding him.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Impunity is the word.
It is the same impunity that got us Trump. Like Epstein, Trump built a career on a transactional chumminess, mutual self-indulgence, and an alarmingly high tolerance level for misbehavior by the layers of political, business, media, and cultural elites surrounding him.
It is the same impunity that got us Trump. Like Epstein, Trump built a career on a transactional chumminess, mutual self-indulgence, and an alarmingly high tolerance level for misbehavior by the layers of political, business, media, and cultural elites surrounding him.
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It was perfectly captured by political scientist Ed Burmila: “The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.”
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It was perfectly captured by political scientist Ed Burmila: “The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.”
bsky.app/profile/edbu...
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The Texas GOP was probably fine with the Nick Fuentes groyper group bc their biggest billionaire donor shares many of his beliefs.
Top Texas GOP Donor and Nick Fuentes Seem to Agree
Jewish people shouldn't hold office, women shouldn't work
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September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Texas GOP was probably fine with the Nick Fuentes groyper group bc their biggest billionaire donor shares many of his beliefs.
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How is this not clear to anyone saying "chill out." Five alarms, here. My member of Congress today, who is very good, seemed to be on vacay. These times demand action, even when we know people need a break. bsky.app/profile/detr...
Sure, Congress deserves a holiday. Except we are not living in ordinary times. It's Aug. 11. The leader of the "land of the free and the home of the brave" has federalized police control of the nation's capital. This has NEVER happened in US history. My House member has a PDX Pickles vid posted?🥵
August 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How is this not clear to anyone saying "chill out." Five alarms, here. My member of Congress today, who is very good, seemed to be on vacay. These times demand action, even when we know people need a break. bsky.app/profile/detr...
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The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.
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