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oops all Matt
@mrperki.bsky.social
Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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If I ever stop posting here it means either all of my mental illnesses have been cured, or they implemented age verification.
October 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Garffeld Pt 16
October 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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my theory is that this woolly obfuscation isn’t supposed to persuade people that AI is conscious as much as it’s supposed to overwhelm them with philosophical complications that make them feel out of their depth and convince them there’s simply no way of knowing for sure
my twitter feed is all these people saying that AI might be conscious, but instead of making a particular case for that, they just say, well u know I mean consciousness is pretty weird. how do u know people are conscious. robots COULD be conscious, etc. And I wonder who this is persuasive for
October 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
October 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Timeline cleanse ✨
September 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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I keep seeing people say some version of "it used to be normal to politely disagree on things before the Internet," and I don't think that's right. It was and remains normal to not be a shithead in face-to-face communication. We just have less of that now, and WAY less with people we disagree with.
October 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
October 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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Most TV is just this now.
September 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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I’ve been a writer and illustrator for decades, and the rise of genAI slop has only provided further proof that many of the clients who hire creative professionals need them as much for their judgement as they do for their skills.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6d
The BBC's new director general has described a 50-minute AI-generated episode of Doctor Who as "pretty good," and suggested that the technology now enabled the creation of content "at the standard of a Hollywood studio." https://bit.ly/4rD8rmh
September 30, 2026 at 8:12 AM
The way the song autoplayed in my head as soon as I saw this
September 29, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
let the gourd times roll
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I ran an acorn foraging workshop today for a colleague’s food history class! Knowing some students would inevitably come face to face with their first acorn weevil while cracking nuts, I made a few little pins as prizes for weevil-finding 🐛
September 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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current state of the fix social media playbook:

*nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards
*break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS
*turn off x the everything app
*keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit
*begin The Tribunals
September 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My human, my favourite being in the whole universe, has once again left me alone to die with no food and only 36 toys.
if your pet had a bluesky account, what would they post about
September 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
September 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Area man famous for losing his job assumes everyone else is about to lose their jobs
September 24, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
September 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I don’t get people in Canada who complain about “too many” elections. Voting in this country is as easy as it gets. “Oh no, we have to participate in democracy again!” Grow up.
September 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Sid Meier’s Pirates!
September 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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"some people are from a different time" if they cannot face the future they should not experience it further
September 19, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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mmygod
September 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence!
MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM.
NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file!
XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.
March 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Oh it’s Reacher, the largest man I have ever seen by quite some measure. Well, time to fight him one on one for some reason
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
September 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely
September 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM