Mr Scott Black
@mrscottblack.com
Writer, comedian, father, husband, media stooge, and tag team partner of a deranged, potty-mouthed aloe vera plant. | Links to everything are on MrScottBlack.com
Give me a quarter and I'm ready to play. Side note, I think I could also buy that stripped shirt and glasses for another quarter.
March 17, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Give me a quarter and I'm ready to play. Side note, I think I could also buy that stripped shirt and glasses for another quarter.
Hoping your day feels like coming home and someone made a fresh batch of your favourite cookies. Sit in that feeling for a bit. Yeah, it's a good one.
March 15, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Hoping your day feels like coming home and someone made a fresh batch of your favourite cookies. Sit in that feeling for a bit. Yeah, it's a good one.
I want to love this app as much as others but it just feels off. That's mostly on me.
March 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I want to love this app as much as others but it just feels off. That's mostly on me.
People who doom scroll the news and then tell me they can't watch horror movies because they are "too scary" will always be fascinating to me.
March 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
People who doom scroll the news and then tell me they can't watch horror movies because they are "too scary" will always be fascinating to me.
Accidently broke my favourite coffee mug. The rest of the day is cancelled until further notice as I clean up the floor physically and myself mentally.
February 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Accidently broke my favourite coffee mug. The rest of the day is cancelled until further notice as I clean up the floor physically and myself mentally.
"Aw man, a bird crapped on my pants" is, simultaneously, something I never thought I would say out loud and something I can't believe I've never said out loud because of how long I've hung my washing outside to dry. It's also now, unapologetically, the title of my future memoir.
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
"Aw man, a bird crapped on my pants" is, simultaneously, something I never thought I would say out loud and something I can't believe I've never said out loud because of how long I've hung my washing outside to dry. It's also now, unapologetically, the title of my future memoir.
My superpower is not having a good relationship with my parents so when strangers on the internet start insulting them because I like a movie/show/book/anything they don't, I can be like "Whatever, Trevor". Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My superpower is not having a good relationship with my parents so when strangers on the internet start insulting them because I like a movie/show/book/anything they don't, I can be like "Whatever, Trevor". Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Trying to adult in 2026 is being completely horrified by what's going on in the world while your face calmly says "Ew, Mondays. Am I right?".
February 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Trying to adult in 2026 is being completely horrified by what's going on in the world while your face calmly says "Ew, Mondays. Am I right?".
You know it has been too long since you posted on here when you open the app and have been logged out two weeks ago. I shall try harder to scream into the blue sky void for the entertainment of two people. ;)
February 15, 2026 at 8:00 AM
You know it has been too long since you posted on here when you open the app and have been logged out two weeks ago. I shall try harder to scream into the blue sky void for the entertainment of two people. ;)
Typically these end with some sales pitch for something, but this didn't and it's a refreshing read for any of the writers out there.
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How to Get Your Screenwriting Fire Back
Effective strategies to reignite your screenwriting passion and creativity. Keep your fire burning bright!
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May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Typically these end with some sales pitch for something, but this didn't and it's a refreshing read for any of the writers out there.
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Redbubble will never NOT be funny. "Upload a Doctor Who inspired design? No worries. Masters of the Universe? Sell a bunch. WWE? Ok. Wait. You added a design for a character that's in the public domain? We'll have the investigate that."
April 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Redbubble will never NOT be funny. "Upload a Doctor Who inspired design? No worries. Masters of the Universe? Sell a bunch. WWE? Ok. Wait. You added a design for a character that's in the public domain? We'll have the investigate that."
I don't think it's a controversial stance, except for maybe those business influencers on socials that claim they double their work days through creative maths, but four day weeks should be a thing always. #LoveALongWeekend
April 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don't think it's a controversial stance, except for maybe those business influencers on socials that claim they double their work days through creative maths, but four day weeks should be a thing always. #LoveALongWeekend
Bigfoot is my spirit animal. Doesn't want to be photographed and disappears into the woods. Sounds alright.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Bigfoot is my spirit animal. Doesn't want to be photographed and disappears into the woods. Sounds alright.
Terms I could do without hearing or reading for the next three months at least; "Breaking news", "Have you heard", and "In the US". They have just beaten out "I was doing my OWN research..."
April 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Terms I could do without hearing or reading for the next three months at least; "Breaking news", "Have you heard", and "In the US". They have just beaten out "I was doing my OWN research..."
Super sweet that we can verify by having our own domains registered. I'm sure there's some dubious reason they are doing it behind the scenes, but meh....have at it. I've gone so old school on my website there's not even a login. :P
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Super sweet that we can verify by having our own domains registered. I'm sure there's some dubious reason they are doing it behind the scenes, but meh....have at it. I've gone so old school on my website there's not even a login. :P
Be clear when leaving a message. I did crack up though, so a win anyway.
March 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Be clear when leaving a message. I did crack up though, so a win anyway.
The fact that TeePublic keeps showing me ads on other sites for MY shirt that they removed is beyond hurtful. Who hurt you, @teepublic.bsky.social?
March 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The fact that TeePublic keeps showing me ads on other sites for MY shirt that they removed is beyond hurtful. Who hurt you, @teepublic.bsky.social?
New song I came up with while waiting for my coffee to brew. "Gimme gimme the coffee. Gimme gimme gimme that stuff. Gimme gimme gimme the coffee. Send it right down into my gut." And to answer, yes, I will be releasing the single.
February 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New song I came up with while waiting for my coffee to brew. "Gimme gimme the coffee. Gimme gimme gimme that stuff. Gimme gimme gimme the coffee. Send it right down into my gut." And to answer, yes, I will be releasing the single.
Wrestling fans know what's up. Yeeting the world to a better place. #wweraw www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7194...
It's just him, Uce. You know you want to YEET it! by mrscottblack
You can't NOT love this guy. Show your love by yeeting all over the place.
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February 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Wrestling fans know what's up. Yeeting the world to a better place. #wweraw www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7194...
Another new shirt because I'm going to start wearing it myself. I'm a pro-wrestling fan (and former wrestler) and the old first question from others has hit my limit: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7172...
We love Pro-Wrestling. We know and we don't care! by mrscottblack
Don't have to apologise for being a fan of a fantastic artform. Pro-wrestling is awesome and now you can cut off the lamest, and first, argument people have to pooh-pooh it.
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January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Another new shirt because I'm going to start wearing it myself. I'm a pro-wrestling fan (and former wrestler) and the old first question from others has hit my limit: www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7172...
Because why not?
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I survived the TikTok Ban by mrscottblack
It was short and sweet....but it was devastating. It was short and sweet....but it was devastating. Commemorate this historic moment.
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January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Because why not?
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#NewChristmasFilms - Day 5 - "The Santa Clause 4: Merry BATmas" - In a familiar turn events, Santa Claus startles Gotham's Dark Knight while bringing presents to Wayne Manor. Donning the cape and cowl Saint Nick has serve the good list presents and the naughty list fists on Christmas Eve.
December 5, 2024 at 2:52 AM
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 5 - "The Santa Clause 4: Merry BATmas" - In a familiar turn events, Santa Claus startles Gotham's Dark Knight while bringing presents to Wayne Manor. Donning the cape and cowl Saint Nick has serve the good list presents and the naughty list fists on Christmas Eve.
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 4 - "Season's Beatings" - Sick of Easter's encroachment on the Christmas holidays, Santa and his elves challenge The Easter Bunny and his minions to a gridiron game where winner takes all!
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 AM
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 4 - "Season's Beatings" - Sick of Easter's encroachment on the Christmas holidays, Santa and his elves challenge The Easter Bunny and his minions to a gridiron game where winner takes all!
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 3 - "Nightmare In Santa's Village" For the horrors done to the families of Elm Street, Freddy Krueger is made human and tortured by Santa's "gift" of a demonic candy village.
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 3 - "Nightmare In Santa's Village" For the horrors done to the families of Elm Street, Freddy Krueger is made human and tortured by Santa's "gift" of a demonic candy village.
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 2 - "Friday The 25th" - Those pesky teenage delinquents stole Little Jason's favourite machete. He wishes upon a star and Santa brings him a new one, teaches him the true meaning of Christmas...and how to make naughty teenagers pay.
December 3, 2024 at 5:03 AM
#NewChristmasFilms - Day 2 - "Friday The 25th" - Those pesky teenage delinquents stole Little Jason's favourite machete. He wishes upon a star and Santa brings him a new one, teaches him the true meaning of Christmas...and how to make naughty teenagers pay.