Floating Out to Wonderland
@mrslin.bsky.social
She/her. Gen-X, Midwest, WV. Understood the assignment & still won't go back. Hate talking about myself so the bio ends here.
Pinned
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
We were singin'
Bye, bye
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
And tastes so good,
Make a grown man cry
Swing it
This'll be the day that I die
🎶
Why do I look so old & sickly on Zoom?! Not saying I'm a young, raving beauty under normal circumstances but damn, I'm taking an online class looking like a chonky Cryptkeeper WTF
October 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Why do I look so old & sickly on Zoom?! Not saying I'm a young, raving beauty under normal circumstances but damn, I'm taking an online class looking like a chonky Cryptkeeper WTF
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Just found out entirely by accident that my female feline can be summoned by singing "mee mee mee mee, mee-mi-mee-mee mee" to the keyboard part of "The Final Countdown"
September 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Just found out entirely by accident that my female feline can be summoned by singing "mee mee mee mee, mee-mi-mee-mee mee" to the keyboard part of "The Final Countdown"
Waiting at the airport & the guy directly behind me is playing guitar & singing along. I hate people. He busts out "Push" by Matchbox 20 man fuck this flight
September 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Waiting at the airport & the guy directly behind me is playing guitar & singing along. I hate people. He busts out "Push" by Matchbox 20 man fuck this flight
This also looks like one of my cats, who fits the description to a T, so it's fitting.
You can be tired, but you'll never be as tired as an indoor cat who's slept for 18 hours, eaten 4 meals, looked out the window for 20 minutes, and decided it's time for another nap.
August 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
This also looks like one of my cats, who fits the description to a T, so it's fitting.
Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
ALT: Princess Bride: You Keep Using That Word
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August 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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God: Okay, let me see. You're going to have a near-perfect memory for song lyrics.
Me: Cool, so I'll be able to sing well?
God: Oh Me, no. Not at all.
Me: Well at least the memory thing will come in handy in day to day life. Names and stuff?
God: No, it'll be specific to the lyrics thing.
Me: Cool, so I'll be able to sing well?
God: Oh Me, no. Not at all.
Me: Well at least the memory thing will come in handy in day to day life. Names and stuff?
God: No, it'll be specific to the lyrics thing.
August 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
God: Okay, let me see. You're going to have a near-perfect memory for song lyrics.
Me: Cool, so I'll be able to sing well?
God: Oh Me, no. Not at all.
Me: Well at least the memory thing will come in handy in day to day life. Names and stuff?
God: No, it'll be specific to the lyrics thing.
Me: Cool, so I'll be able to sing well?
God: Oh Me, no. Not at all.
Me: Well at least the memory thing will come in handy in day to day life. Names and stuff?
God: No, it'll be specific to the lyrics thing.
When Duolingo has clocked that you're Gen X
July 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
When Duolingo has clocked that you're Gen X
Literally the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Also, they are definitely not fooling those elephants. Even the egret seems to think motorized dung is sus.
Also, they are definitely not fooling those elephants. Even the egret seems to think motorized dung is sus.
BBC engineers built robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife at distances no human crew could ever get close enough to reach.
July 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Literally the funniest shit I've ever seen.
Also, they are definitely not fooling those elephants. Even the egret seems to think motorized dung is sus.
Also, they are definitely not fooling those elephants. Even the egret seems to think motorized dung is sus.
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This weekend our daughter moved out.
We were excited to see her begin a new chapter, but there is also the parental instinct of wanting to be there for her, to hold her hand
I still remember that 1st time, as a child, when I reached for her hand and she shrugged it away
#poetry
#poemoftheday
We were excited to see her begin a new chapter, but there is also the parental instinct of wanting to be there for her, to hold her hand
I still remember that 1st time, as a child, when I reached for her hand and she shrugged it away
#poetry
#poemoftheday
July 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This weekend our daughter moved out.
We were excited to see her begin a new chapter, but there is also the parental instinct of wanting to be there for her, to hold her hand
I still remember that 1st time, as a child, when I reached for her hand and she shrugged it away
#poetry
#poemoftheday
We were excited to see her begin a new chapter, but there is also the parental instinct of wanting to be there for her, to hold her hand
I still remember that 1st time, as a child, when I reached for her hand and she shrugged it away
#poetry
#poemoftheday