Ms Brown-Mouse
@msbrownmouse.bsky.social
Omnivorous, marsupial mouse 📖 🐁 🫙
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Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
October 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Let's bring back hat spoons.
Or if you go outside without a hat (shocking if true) button hole spoons or lapel spoons.
Nice handmade spoons, antique spoons, perhaps even a spork, if you're wild.
Won't need to use plastic spoons ever again, eat soup without warning and poke bad people with it.
Or if you go outside without a hat (shocking if true) button hole spoons or lapel spoons.
Nice handmade spoons, antique spoons, perhaps even a spork, if you're wild.
Won't need to use plastic spoons ever again, eat soup without warning and poke bad people with it.
October 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Let's bring back hat spoons.
Or if you go outside without a hat (shocking if true) button hole spoons or lapel spoons.
Nice handmade spoons, antique spoons, perhaps even a spork, if you're wild.
Won't need to use plastic spoons ever again, eat soup without warning and poke bad people with it.
Or if you go outside without a hat (shocking if true) button hole spoons or lapel spoons.
Nice handmade spoons, antique spoons, perhaps even a spork, if you're wild.
Won't need to use plastic spoons ever again, eat soup without warning and poke bad people with it.
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like oh no, I gave the rich kid a piece of cake
what if he accidentally learns the state can treat all kids equally and he doesn’t have to rely on his asshole dad
what if he accidentally learns the state can treat all kids equally and he doesn’t have to rely on his asshole dad
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
October 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
like oh no, I gave the rich kid a piece of cake
what if he accidentally learns the state can treat all kids equally and he doesn’t have to rely on his asshole dad
what if he accidentally learns the state can treat all kids equally and he doesn’t have to rely on his asshole dad
Morning (gloomy)
October 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Morning (gloomy)
What happens when you sit on a grape? 🍇
It makes a little whine 🍷
It makes a little whine 🍷
whats your favorite bad joke. not bad like offensive but bad like "oh youre getting a haircut? which one?"
October 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
What happens when you sit on a grape? 🍇
It makes a little whine 🍷
It makes a little whine 🍷
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He Told Her To Calm Down.
Oil on canvas.
🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
Oil on canvas.
🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
October 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
He Told Her To Calm Down.
Oil on canvas.
🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
Oil on canvas.
🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
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When anyone asks: was she drunk? what was she wearing? was she alone at night? Let's be clear: You're defending a man's right to rape if he has the opportunity and blaming the victim for the crime. Rape is only ever caused by the rapist choosing to rape. #Cornell7 #sexism #misogyny #crime #VAW
October 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I’m hit by a sudden desire for a hat spoon 🥄
For some weird reason spotting spoons stuck in people's hats has made me happy ever since I was a little girl.
Just seemed like a smart way to carry a spoon in case of emergency eating.
Was it only a thing in the low countries?
Anyway, some examples:
Just seemed like a smart way to carry a spoon in case of emergency eating.
Was it only a thing in the low countries?
Anyway, some examples:
October 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I’m hit by a sudden desire for a hat spoon 🥄
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
October 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
October 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
October 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
Hug all your housebeasts! It’s World Animal Day!!!
October 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Hug all your housebeasts! It’s World Animal Day!!!
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I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
October 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
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your moment of slow calm
October 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
your moment of slow calm
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Me today....
So glad the weekend is almost here
Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
So glad the weekend is almost here
Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
October 2, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Me today....
So glad the weekend is almost here
Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
So glad the weekend is almost here
Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm.
Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC.
📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
Accidentally spent stupid money on very little chocolate … as a treat.
October 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Accidentally spent stupid money on very little chocolate … as a treat.
She hits the nail right on the head!
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🎃 on Instagram
125K likes, 5,460 comments - richboymargarita on September 30, 2026
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October 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
She hits the nail right on the head!
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No she’s not.
September 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
No she’s not.