Ms. Delilah J⭕️nes
@msdelilahjones.bsky.social
Wine Lady, Grateful Dead, Phish, Old School Panic. Democrat, Wife, Boy Mom, Dog Mom, Macular Degenerate. Trying/failing not to post about politics. Steely Dan rules; Neil Young is my true father.
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Our President just called a Senate Candidate "Trannie Annie" for no other reason than her first name is Annie and I guess...that it rhymes? Remember when the President didn't call American citizens Trannies, Freakos, and Scum? That was a special time.
October 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Our President just called a Senate Candidate "Trannie Annie" for no other reason than her first name is Annie and I guess...that it rhymes? Remember when the President didn't call American citizens Trannies, Freakos, and Scum? That was a special time.
Was anyone else at JRAD last night? We left during the Dew and any setlists I see say that was it— no encore? True?
October 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Was anyone else at JRAD last night? We left during the Dew and any setlists I see say that was it— no encore? True?
JRAD esta noche!
October 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
JRAD esta noche!
My algorithm on Insta reels tonight is all Grateful Dead, Les Miserables, and Annie. AI robots: when you’re good, you’re good. 
September 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
My algorithm on Insta reels tonight is all Grateful Dead, Les Miserables, and Annie. AI robots: when you’re good, you’re good. 
So...when's the gay hockey show coming back?
September 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
So...when's the gay hockey show coming back?
Getting a sports bra on/off is half the workout. 
September 17, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Getting a sports bra on/off is half the workout. 
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
Everyone's super weird today.
September 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Everyone's super weird today.
In doing my Dolly deep dive yesterday, saw a reel on a 1972 Jerry Garcia interview where he told the reporter Dolly was his favorite female singer, and in particuar, the track Daddy Come and Get Me. Gonna suss that out today.
August 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In doing my Dolly deep dive yesterday, saw a reel on a 1972 Jerry Garcia interview where he told the reporter Dolly was his favorite female singer, and in particuar, the track Daddy Come and Get Me. Gonna suss that out today.
This little lady jumped into my bed this morning and while we were cuddling I couldn’t understand the loud buzzing noise she was making until I fished a giant, live cicada out of her mouth.
August 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This little lady jumped into my bed this morning and while we were cuddling I couldn’t understand the loud buzzing noise she was making until I fished a giant, live cicada out of her mouth.
How do you guys think it would go if Kamala had run on no new wars/fixing the economy on day one, then 2 years in had started a new, clusterfuck of a war, inflation is rampant, the national debt hit 40T, and the only thing she wants to discuss is WH decor. Press would take it easy on her, right? 
August 21, 2026 at 4:26 PM
How do you guys think it would go if Kamala had run on no new wars/fixing the economy on day one, then 2 years in had started a new, clusterfuck of a war, inflation is rampant, the national debt hit 40T, and the only thing she wants to discuss is WH decor. Press would take it easy on her, right? 
Sitting in “the chair” waiting to get bilateral eye injections for maculsr degeneration and they’re taking their sweet time and my Ativan is wearing off. LFG.
August 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Sitting in “the chair” waiting to get bilateral eye injections for maculsr degeneration and they’re taking their sweet time and my Ativan is wearing off. LFG.
It’s kind of gloomy tunes outside and instead of putting away piles of laundry I can’t stop watching reels of the dregs of society getting kicked off commercial flights. I need those parental controls only I am the parent.
August 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s kind of gloomy tunes outside and instead of putting away piles of laundry I can’t stop watching reels of the dregs of society getting kicked off commercial flights. I need those parental controls only I am the parent.
Just got to our Ashland, OR VRBO only to find they cancelled on us BC the AC broke and it’s 98 degrees LOLOLOL fuuuck
August 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Just got to our Ashland, OR VRBO only to find they cancelled on us BC the AC broke and it’s 98 degrees LOLOLOL fuuuck
Oregon, I am in you! Spreading this salient message while driving down the coast to meet my 20 mostly Midwestern relatives. To whom I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT… 
August 7, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Oregon, I am in you! Spreading this salient message while driving down the coast to meet my 20 mostly Midwestern relatives. To whom I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT correct their pronunciation of Oregon, I will NOT… 
Been puzzled that my Insta algo shows SO many makeup vids since I have zero interest and scroll right by. Lately though it’s been giving me ASMR reels of people floating in small but inventive backyard pools. Finally, you robot fucks! Thaaat’s the stuff.
August 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Been puzzled that my Insta algo shows SO many makeup vids since I have zero interest and scroll right by. Lately though it’s been giving me ASMR reels of people floating in small but inventive backyard pools. Finally, you robot fucks! Thaaat’s the stuff.
My 19 year-old has been at Lollapalooza since Wednesday, staying downtown at a friend’s apartment. I was fully on GD tour by 19, but still, I keep texting for proof of life. 
August 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My 19 year-old has been at Lollapalooza since Wednesday, staying downtown at a friend’s apartment. I was fully on GD tour by 19, but still, I keep texting for proof of life. 
The Odyssey was so good! I thought I was gonna be super bored, because I’m like that, but it was epic! And Anne Hathaway, who usually bugs, didn’t bug at all!
July 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The Odyssey was so good! I thought I was gonna be super bored, because I’m like that, but it was epic! And Anne Hathaway, who usually bugs, didn’t bug at all!
Listening to Joni rn, and remembering I once wrote an unrequited love letter to a boy and included “You’re in my blood like holy wine so bitter and so sweet. I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet” ASSUMING he’d get the reference. He responded, “Wut?” Reader, it wasn’t meant to be. 
July 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Listening to Joni rn, and remembering I once wrote an unrequited love letter to a boy and included “You’re in my blood like holy wine so bitter and so sweet. I could drink a case of you and still be on my feet” ASSUMING he’d get the reference. He responded, “Wut?” Reader, it wasn’t meant to be. 
Oh my God the Highway to Hell looks so fuuun I’m so jelly
July 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Oh my God the Highway to Hell looks so fuuun I’m so jelly
Morning Joe with a healthy helping of Makisupa FOMO.
July 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Morning Joe with a healthy helping of Makisupa FOMO.
My town hosts a watercolor contest every year where artists paint depictions of local shops and buildings. This cool lady did my wine shop – – guess I’m gonna have to buy some art.
July 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My town hosts a watercolor contest every year where artists paint depictions of local shops and buildings. This cool lady did my wine shop – – guess I’m gonna have to buy some art.
July 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM