Mspreposterous
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Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
I don’t mean to brag (I do!) but I managed not to shit my pants today despite being very close to shitting said pants! (Perhaps I am bragging??)
September 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I don’t mean to brag (I do!) but I managed not to shit my pants today despite being very close to shitting said pants! (Perhaps I am bragging??)
Me screaming EDITH WHARTON, YOU PHILISTINES!!!! during Jeopardy
(I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!)
(I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!)
September 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Me screaming EDITH WHARTON, YOU PHILISTINES!!!! during Jeopardy
(I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!)
(I credit her for my decades-long crippling financial panic; you were a real one, Edith!)
Just sitting here but if you took my pulse, you may wonder if I’ve just been told I have 47 seconds to disarm a bomb. This level of stress is probably good for my health!!!
September 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Just sitting here but if you took my pulse, you may wonder if I’ve just been told I have 47 seconds to disarm a bomb. This level of stress is probably good for my health!!!
Remember when Veruca Salt was reaching her limit and calmly sang that if she didn’t get her way, she was going to scream
Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much
Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much
September 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Remember when Veruca Salt was reaching her limit and calmly sang that if she didn’t get her way, she was going to scream
Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much
Should I identify with Veruca salt thus much
Update: on the side roads detour, I almost hit a deer — but DIDN’T. That’s it; I’m buying a lottery ticket tonight (or I’ll just rip up a 5 dollar bill if I forget)
Love to be fully stopped on the highway
September 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Update: on the side roads detour, I almost hit a deer — but DIDN’T. That’s it; I’m buying a lottery ticket tonight (or I’ll just rip up a 5 dollar bill if I forget)
Love to be fully stopped on the highway
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Love to be fully stopped on the highway
Doctor: You can take Tylenol every 4 hours
My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!!
My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!!
September 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Doctor: You can take Tylenol every 4 hours
My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!!
My mom, shoehorning in how much she hates That Guy: At least you understand that Tylenol is safe, unlike that idiot!!!
My mom and her cousin have been best friends for 60+ years and now my cousin and I get to bond over shit talking them. Life is beautiful!
September 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
My mom and her cousin have been best friends for 60+ years and now my cousin and I get to bond over shit talking them. Life is beautiful!
Dahlia and neighborhood local
September 13, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Dahlia and neighborhood local
Just got home from a visit to urgent care; I bullied my mom into going after she fell. Nothing says “I love you like having this convo in front of a doctor
September 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Just got home from a visit to urgent care; I bullied my mom into going after she fell. Nothing says “I love you like having this convo in front of a doctor
Hold onto your butts; I saw so many dahlias today
September 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Hold onto your butts; I saw so many dahlias today
Hey you guys want any free items
September 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Hey you guys want any free items
It’s important to make yourself laugh
September 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It’s important to make yourself laugh
Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about … except I will tell you my battle is not screaming “What the fuck are you doing, you ASSHOLE” as people blow through stop signs at 30 mph
September 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Everyone is fighting a battle we know nothing about … except I will tell you my battle is not screaming “What the fuck are you doing, you ASSHOLE” as people blow through stop signs at 30 mph
Me, dealing with incompetent adults
Dog Golden Retriever
Alt: A dog giving you side eye and rolling up the window
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Me, dealing with incompetent adults
Reposted by Mspreposterous
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
September 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Every night I go to bed thinking I have seen the dumbest shit I’ll ever see in my life and every morning I am wrong before I’ve even finished my coffee
No internet at work goddess bless
September 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
No internet at work goddess bless
Every time I am asked to vote for something at work, I remember the Mr. Show episode where they voted to take a field trip to [checks notes] “your mom’s ass”
September 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Every time I am asked to vote for something at work, I remember the Mr. Show episode where they voted to take a field trip to [checks notes] “your mom’s ass”
High humidity … construction directly outside my room so I have to keep the windows shut while the sound and vibration from the jackhammering literally shakes the building … it’s fine 🤪
September 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
High humidity … construction directly outside my room so I have to keep the windows shut while the sound and vibration from the jackhammering literally shakes the building … it’s fine 🤪
Good morning!
September 8, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Good morning!
I am wearing a sweatshirt on my porch while reading
September 7, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I am wearing a sweatshirt on my porch while reading
Guess which leaf gets to the airport 4 hours early
September 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Guess which leaf gets to the airport 4 hours early