Mike
@mstoney.bsky.social
Is there a worse announcer than RG3? (Collinsworth exempted as the GOAT)
October 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Is there a worse announcer than RG3? (Collinsworth exempted as the GOAT)
Today in awful announcing.
- QB in 1st start throws incomplete on third play of game: The D will sit back and make him throw bc he struggles in those situations. The THIRD play of his career
- QB in 3rd start is best QB in country and steps up w/ bright lights. He’s 1-1 and lost only night game
- QB in 1st start throws incomplete on third play of game: The D will sit back and make him throw bc he struggles in those situations. The THIRD play of his career
- QB in 3rd start is best QB in country and steps up w/ bright lights. He’s 1-1 and lost only night game
September 19, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Today in awful announcing.
- QB in 1st start throws incomplete on third play of game: The D will sit back and make him throw bc he struggles in those situations. The THIRD play of his career
- QB in 3rd start is best QB in country and steps up w/ bright lights. He’s 1-1 and lost only night game
- QB in 1st start throws incomplete on third play of game: The D will sit back and make him throw bc he struggles in those situations. The THIRD play of his career
- QB in 3rd start is best QB in country and steps up w/ bright lights. He’s 1-1 and lost only night game
Refs are in midseason bribed by the Patriots mode already
September 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Refs are in midseason bribed by the Patriots mode already
Based on today’s game, Kyle Allen should be the Browns starter at QB
August 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Based on today’s game, Kyle Allen should be the Browns starter at QB
After now weeks of World Cup knowledge, my advice is England should not have let Argentina score those goals
July 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
After now weeks of World Cup knowledge, my advice is England should not have let Argentina score those goals
Jeez, all @atrupar.com wants to do is enjoy his 4th in peace. Let the man rest. He does care if it’s 2 am.
July 5, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Jeez, all @atrupar.com wants to do is enjoy his 4th in peace. Let the man rest. He does care if it’s 2 am.
Two close offsides calls and still zero replays of either? Like… is that hard to do or something?
June 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Two close offsides calls and still zero replays of either? Like… is that hard to do or something?
You will never convince me in the NBA the timeout lets you to advance the ball beyond half court isn’t the dumbest thing ever. Imagine in the NFL under 2 minutes you get to start in the red zone by using a timeout.
June 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
You will never convince me in the NBA the timeout lets you to advance the ball beyond half court isn’t the dumbest thing ever. Imagine in the NFL under 2 minutes you get to start in the red zone by using a timeout.
There was a reason nobody was afraid of the Steelers…
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
There was a reason nobody was afraid of the Steelers…
Eagles “dysfunctional” offense: 19 pts
Patriots “MVP” offense: 16 pts
Narratives are weird
Patriots “MVP” offense: 16 pts
Narratives are weird
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Eagles “dysfunctional” offense: 19 pts
Patriots “MVP” offense: 16 pts
Narratives are weird
Patriots “MVP” offense: 16 pts
Narratives are weird
Watching the new Witcher season, and I’m not sure @netflix.com knows they can film without a green screen. They’re riding horses through the woods… surely you can find a way to make that happen without CGI. And there’s enough lens flares that it might as well be Michael Bay.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Watching the new Witcher season, and I’m not sure @netflix.com knows they can film without a green screen. They’re riding horses through the woods… surely you can find a way to make that happen without CGI. And there’s enough lens flares that it might as well be Michael Bay.
I thought this Berlin game was supposed to go to the Das Boot for OT?
a group of people standing around a table with the words das boot written on the screen
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words das boot written on the screen
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I thought this Berlin game was supposed to go to the Das Boot for OT?
Tough for @carlquintanilla.bsky.social to sit there and listen to Daddy’s special little boy trash Mamdani like this Witkoff as if he is a qualified businessman that isn’t just another MAGA scammer
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tough for @carlquintanilla.bsky.social to sit there and listen to Daddy’s special little boy trash Mamdani like this Witkoff as if he is a qualified businessman that isn’t just another MAGA scammer
Ok guys, I’m concerned. Where is Melania? It’s been almost a year at this point.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Ok guys, I’m concerned. Where is Melania? It’s been almost a year at this point.
Finally watching Superman
I’ve thought the DCU’s overuse of (really, really bad) CGI was its biggest problem.
The movie starts with an animated dog… so, yeah, this isn’t going to be any better. Is it?
I’ve thought the DCU’s overuse of (really, really bad) CGI was its biggest problem.
The movie starts with an animated dog… so, yeah, this isn’t going to be any better. Is it?
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Finally watching Superman
I’ve thought the DCU’s overuse of (really, really bad) CGI was its biggest problem.
The movie starts with an animated dog… so, yeah, this isn’t going to be any better. Is it?
I’ve thought the DCU’s overuse of (really, really bad) CGI was its biggest problem.
The movie starts with an animated dog… so, yeah, this isn’t going to be any better. Is it?
What catastrophically bad clock management by the Packers
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What catastrophically bad clock management by the Packers
Drew Allar suuuuuuuuuuuuucks 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Drew Allar suuuuuuuuuuuuucks 🤣
As much as I love that James Franklin has turned Penn State into a consistently good team, at some point you have to actually win big games. And you still need a real QB.
September 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As much as I love that James Franklin has turned Penn State into a consistently good team, at some point you have to actually win big games. And you still need a real QB.
Targeting is still the dumbest rule in college football
September 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Targeting is still the dumbest rule in college football
Penn State 100% is calling plays for zero trust in their QB
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Penn State 100% is calling plays for zero trust in their QB
Is there a bigger gap than Drew Allar’s chain game vs actual game?
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is there a bigger gap than Drew Allar’s chain game vs actual game?
Carson Wentz is starting for his 6th team in 6 seasons. That’s absurd on so many levels.
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Carson Wentz is starting for his 6th team in 6 seasons. That’s absurd on so many levels.
Michael Irvin is insufferable. Get off the field dude.
September 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Michael Irvin is insufferable. Get off the field dude.
Targeting ejections continue to be the dumbest thing in college football
September 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Targeting ejections continue to be the dumbest thing in college football