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I wore clothes for the first time when I got off Dulles airport in DC. I take pics and send to my family in Kenya for them to see how I look like wearing them.
Oh! I love ChelseaFC 💙
I can't stand BlueCo.
Cat Mama😻
Oh! I love ChelseaFC 💙
I can't stand BlueCo.
Cat Mama😻
I can no longer justify buying Chelsea merch. In fact i have a whole suitcase+ of what i need to let go/sell etc, mostly in women's small or youth large sizes.
But this third kit collection is so tempting...💙
But this third kit collection is so tempting...💙
September 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I can no longer justify buying Chelsea merch. In fact i have a whole suitcase+ of what i need to let go/sell etc, mostly in women's small or youth large sizes.
But this third kit collection is so tempting...💙
But this third kit collection is so tempting...💙
@blueskyjames.bsky.social have you seen all the reels and memes from the Madrid teams (especially from the Real Team in Madrid), beefing with each other after the Madrid Derby?😀
September 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
@blueskyjames.bsky.social have you seen all the reels and memes from the Madrid teams (especially from the Real Team in Madrid), beefing with each other after the Madrid Derby?😀
This is my favorite part of the Int'l Break.
How does he walk those heels!🥰
Zizou better not ban them doing this for real 😀
How does he walk those heels!🥰
Zizou better not ban them doing this for real 😀
September 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This is my favorite part of the Int'l Break.
How does he walk those heels!🥰
Zizou better not ban them doing this for real 😀
How does he walk those heels!🥰
Zizou better not ban them doing this for real 😀
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Angela Merkel's consistent, decades-long ability to drive men absolutely insane remains unmmatched.
September 20, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Angela Merkel's consistent, decades-long ability to drive men absolutely insane remains unmmatched.
Arsenal falling apart and it is not even February yet😉
September 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Arsenal falling apart and it is not even February yet😉
I am honestly happy to see Unai do a happy dance again.
He lost so many players--the prize of having an extra ordinary season and yet not rated as a 'top club.' #TOTAVL
He lost so many players--the prize of having an extra ordinary season and yet not rated as a 'top club.' #TOTAVL
September 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I am honestly happy to see Unai do a happy dance again.
He lost so many players--the prize of having an extra ordinary season and yet not rated as a 'top club.' #TOTAVL
He lost so many players--the prize of having an extra ordinary season and yet not rated as a 'top club.' #TOTAVL
I missed this but i have never recovered from seeing Tim Howard being interviewed why playing during a USA vs Mexico game. It was ten years ago and I am still traumatized by it, football wise.
Fuck off interviewing a player in the 85th minute
September 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I missed this but i have never recovered from seeing Tim Howard being interviewed why playing during a USA vs Mexico game. It was ten years ago and I am still traumatized by it, football wise.
omg! This is humiliating.
September 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
omg! This is humiliating.
What happens to good goalkeepers when we sign them?🤬
September 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
What happens to good goalkeepers when we sign them?🤬
Watching Sky News and I am thinking: Imagine if the people of Piddington out on their compassionate selves and decided to turn up to the refugees with clothing, food, and even welcome baskets instead.
A woman said, "we don't know them?"
How are you to know them? They are refugees, Silly.
A woman said, "we don't know them?"
How are you to know them? They are refugees, Silly.
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Watching Sky News and I am thinking: Imagine if the people of Piddington out on their compassionate selves and decided to turn up to the refugees with clothing, food, and even welcome baskets instead.
A woman said, "we don't know them?"
How are you to know them? They are refugees, Silly.
A woman said, "we don't know them?"
How are you to know them? They are refugees, Silly.
The store asked me to pay $75 for assembly fee.
I decided I would rather pay myself.
Assembly done and i am not $75 dollars poorer 😄
Woman power. #WeFixThingsToo🤷♀️
I decided I would rather pay myself.
Assembly done and i am not $75 dollars poorer 😄
Woman power. #WeFixThingsToo🤷♀️
September 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The store asked me to pay $75 for assembly fee.
I decided I would rather pay myself.
Assembly done and i am not $75 dollars poorer 😄
Woman power. #WeFixThingsToo🤷♀️
I decided I would rather pay myself.
Assembly done and i am not $75 dollars poorer 😄
Woman power. #WeFixThingsToo🤷♀️
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Superb, post it everywhere! 👌🏻👇🏻
“Guys, they want us to go home.”
🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
🔥 🇫🇷 French short film about what would happen to society if all the immigrants listened to angry old racist white men and left (aka the Republican agenda)
September 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Superb, post it everywhere! 👌🏻👇🏻
I want to play Coventry too 😬
September 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I want to play Coventry too 😬
I am on the road.
How did CCG do besides the draw? 🙄
Cobham Current Gen.
How did CCG do besides the draw? 🙄
Cobham Current Gen.
September 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I am on the road.
How did CCG do besides the draw? 🙄
Cobham Current Gen.
How did CCG do besides the draw? 🙄
Cobham Current Gen.
I didn't know Jon Stewart was at the forefront of the campaign for 9/11 Compensation Fund and even spoke to Congress.
I love him even more now.
I love him even more now.
September 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I didn't know Jon Stewart was at the forefront of the campaign for 9/11 Compensation Fund and even spoke to Congress.
I love him even more now.
I love him even more now.
An elderly good lady at the grocery store asked me what i was going to do with the fresh ginger i was picking.
So i put on my TED Talk mode and told her about ginger-lemon tea.
She was so impressed she responded, "No wonder you are in such good shape."
I was like, 'Grandma, i am taken.'😜
So i put on my TED Talk mode and told her about ginger-lemon tea.
She was so impressed she responded, "No wonder you are in such good shape."
I was like, 'Grandma, i am taken.'😜
September 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
An elderly good lady at the grocery store asked me what i was going to do with the fresh ginger i was picking.
So i put on my TED Talk mode and told her about ginger-lemon tea.
She was so impressed she responded, "No wonder you are in such good shape."
I was like, 'Grandma, i am taken.'😜
So i put on my TED Talk mode and told her about ginger-lemon tea.
She was so impressed she responded, "No wonder you are in such good shape."
I was like, 'Grandma, i am taken.'😜
😲
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't
Here's the full sequence:
Here's the full sequence:
September 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
😲
Girl eats healthy ha ha!
The only thing not from my little garden are the grapes.
And the plate obvs. duh!😀
#Gardening
The only thing not from my little garden are the grapes.
And the plate obvs. duh!😀
#Gardening
September 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Girl eats healthy ha ha!
The only thing not from my little garden are the grapes.
And the plate obvs. duh!😀
#Gardening
The only thing not from my little garden are the grapes.
And the plate obvs. duh!😀
#Gardening
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😂 How about it @mt24.bsky.social ?
What makes Turkey the NeNe Leakes of Europe? And why are Ghana and Nigeria beefing over rice? This is @roywoodjr.bsky.social’s geography of who hates who. #TDS30
September 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
😂 How about it @mt24.bsky.social ?
I had some choice words to type for Gideon Sa'ar, the Israeli foreign minister calling the UK sanctions antisemitic...
but, I will share with y'all this pic of my Konstantin watching tv with me instead😊
#Caturday on Tuesday!
but, I will share with y'all this pic of my Konstantin watching tv with me instead😊
#Caturday on Tuesday!
September 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I had some choice words to type for Gideon Sa'ar, the Israeli foreign minister calling the UK sanctions antisemitic...
but, I will share with y'all this pic of my Konstantin watching tv with me instead😊
#Caturday on Tuesday!
but, I will share with y'all this pic of my Konstantin watching tv with me instead😊
#Caturday on Tuesday!
Good one 😂
September 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Good one 😂
In Danish town, Solvang! 🇩🇰
September 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
In Danish town, Solvang! 🇩🇰