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szóval édesem, hát a faszkivan, hogyha már így kérdezed, hogy mégis hogy vagyok
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
October 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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almojo.online
reposting little beepo here for posterity
tumblr screenshot of a kitten with a sad look on its face. caption reads: "Name: Little Beepo Skill: Fucking Miserable Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. I need it." reply to previous tumblr post reading: "no grease for you, little beepo. i'm sorry, but its for your own good" followed by a response from the original poster, reading "Little Beepo's misery(bolded) is increasing." repeated 4x captioning an edited photo of that same cat with one eye enlarged
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
mtfarkas.bsky.social
ma először ébredtem úgy, hogy nincs olyan hangom mint aki 30 évesen 50 éve láncdohányos

abszolút siker
October 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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felhívott NOÉMI, a pécsi XY független pénzügyi szakértő AI asszisztense

fuck you Noémi
September 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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hogy figyeljen így az ember a meetingre
September 30, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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cadencockburn.bsky.social
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
September 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil. Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation. Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
September 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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catbus.phd
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes I don't know what I expected
September 29, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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metalkiralylany.bsky.social
toroljeka33ast.hatter.hu?utm_source=i...

lehet olvasni is meg petíciót aláírni is
Töröljék a 33.§-t!
33 élet, 33 személyes történet. Ismerd meg őket és írd alá a petíciót!
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September 27, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
September 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
mtfarkas.bsky.social
yeah
September 25, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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a heti irodanap után mára elkapott a dögvész, a testem víztartalmát forró teára cserélem
September 25, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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cait.bsky.social
trying to build a world-destroying superintelligence but shaking my head the whole time so you know I don't agree with it
September 22, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.” Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
September 21, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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alexisthenedd.bsky.social
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
September 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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theotherend.bsky.social
September 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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KELL
discussingfilm.net DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 18d
The ‘STREET FIGHTER’ popcorn bucket is Guile's hair.

You can wear the bucket on your head.
September 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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hetek?
September 17, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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caelan.bsky.social
Yes
Not enough
I wish
Yes
Yes
Same class
I hope so
jkrowling.com Rumours & Misinformation 1. Is J.K. Rowling transphobic? 2. Has J.K. Rowling been cancelled? 3. Does J.K. Rowling have cancer? 4. Is Beira's Place anti-rights as highlighted V in the recent Amnesty International report? 5. Is J.K. Rowling homophobic? 6. Why was J.K. Rowling in the Epstein files? 7. Does J.K. Rowling have mold in her house?
September 14, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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ma igazán sikerült megértenem a racionálét a finomfőzelék megalkotása mögött*, zöldségkrémleves készült a mindenféléből amit a hűtőben találtam

*csak ez tényleg finom is
September 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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van valami íratlan szabály, hogy minden online tréning platformnak kurva idegesítőnek kell lennie?
September 11, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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épül szépül a kerület, de ezt nekem miért kell hajnalban hallgatnom
September 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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furry-hater.bsky.social
September 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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theotherend.bsky.social
September 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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September 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM