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Mugger Jack, (Lucky)
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Longshoreman, former mugger for Impact Personal Safety. My mock assailant was named Jack, call me Lucky. former IT guy. Perpetual smartass; I apologize in advance.


"Find the funny, it is out there, and often does not know it is funny." Tammy Pescatelli
Was not following 26 people
November 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
DO NOT LET THOSE TWO URINATE IN THE GENE POOL.
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I voted early, Sir.

The rest is on you, and I know you got this.
Let me be clear to anyone thinking about helping Trump interfere with California elections:

If you interfere with voters or tamper with ballots, you will be prosecuted with a FELONY.

And don't count on a pardon from the President. He can't pardon you out of California justice.
November 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
November 3, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Laws apply to everybody.

Don't do the crime if you don't want to do the time.

What I suspect, is it will be the GOP demanding forgiveness and pardons.
November 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yes and no

The container looks like it was left in the fridge until it was rotten.
November 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"A person who works to decorate their outside, generally has nothing inside."
Bruce Lee
November 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Polls are conducted using information sourced from two places.

1) People who answer land lines from unknown numbers.
2) People who respond to spam email surveys.
November 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"Women's faults are many,
Men have just two,
Everything we say, and everything we do."

"Two words, "Shut Up""
Shrek (Mike Meyers)
Shrek
November 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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Just a reminder to those that aren’t voting
October 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
"Roomy"
Hannibal Lecter (Sir Anthony Hopkins)
November 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
November 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Every time the GOP gets us into a foreign war, they claim, after the fact, that they "underestimated" the problem.

Not quite accurate, it has been said that people who don't learn history are forced to repeat it.

Welcome to the Good Old Party.
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
One can only hope.
November 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Not following seven people.
November 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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November 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Twitler would hate this...
November 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Probably singing "I shot my career..."
November 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I thought Zelensky was mainly targeting AI Data Centers...
November 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
November 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
November 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
We don't actually.

We call it the White House.
November 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM