nat
@muppet.bsky.social
small batch, patiently aged
annoyed but also delighted
annoyed but also delighted
sorry i'm just in a really bad place right now
(the z gates at washington-dulles)
(the z gates at washington-dulles)
October 10, 2026 at 3:49 PM
sorry i'm just in a really bad place right now
(the z gates at washington-dulles)
(the z gates at washington-dulles)
It's finally 'sweatshirt sleeves are potholders' season again
October 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It's finally 'sweatshirt sleeves are potholders' season again
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the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline
October 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline
Recently discovered that I was VERY into this as a teen with a brand new cellphone, based on diary entries from the early 00s.
Can I go back to the old ways? Could my anxiety take it?
Can I go back to the old ways? Could my anxiety take it?
September 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Recently discovered that I was VERY into this as a teen with a brand new cellphone, based on diary entries from the early 00s.
Can I go back to the old ways? Could my anxiety take it?
Can I go back to the old ways? Could my anxiety take it?
Ponyo's cousin Bonyo
anyway I'm stressed
anyway I'm stressed
September 30, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Ponyo's cousin Bonyo
anyway I'm stressed
anyway I'm stressed
turned 38 today, which means I've only got one more year of bluesky usage in me. after that I have to use...what, threads? oh god don't make me go
September 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
turned 38 today, which means I've only got one more year of bluesky usage in me. after that I have to use...what, threads? oh god don't make me go
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I still haven't settled on a final list of the NYT's "Best Shows of the 21st Century" for myself, but I did come up with these very specific alternatives.
September 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I still haven't settled on a final list of the NYT's "Best Shows of the 21st Century" for myself, but I did come up with these very specific alternatives.
time to activate the sleeper cell in all racehorses so the world can finally be rid of bob baffert
September 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
time to activate the sleeper cell in all racehorses so the world can finally be rid of bob baffert
turns out 20 years is still not enough time between graduating high school and being forced to see those people again
September 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
turns out 20 years is still not enough time between graduating high school and being forced to see those people again
The man who checks receipts at Costco is my best friend. One time he told me a dirty joke, and today he asked if I needed a smiley face and then drew this.
September 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The man who checks receipts at Costco is my best friend. One time he told me a dirty joke, and today he asked if I needed a smiley face and then drew this.
my first "serious" bf (junior in high school) was playing whatever GTA was out in 2005 and assured me that his in-game girlfriend was only a fling and it didn't mean anything
A bunch of angry spouses on social media believe that Grand Theft Auto 6's in-depth relationship mechanic is equivalent to cheating on your real life partner and worth breaking up over. https://bit.ly/4qLlUbp
August 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
my first "serious" bf (junior in high school) was playing whatever GTA was out in 2005 and assured me that his in-game girlfriend was only a fling and it didn't mean anything
Went to the Kentucky State Fair today and saw a lot of cool things, but this cake was absolutely the coolest.
August 30, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Went to the Kentucky State Fair today and saw a lot of cool things, but this cake was absolutely the coolest.
remembered this time in millennial history so suddenly it felt like a slap in the face
August 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
remembered this time in millennial history so suddenly it felt like a slap in the face
(to the tune of Legs by ZZ Top)
She got bangs
She doesn't know how to do them
She got bangs
She doesn't know how to do them
August 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
(to the tune of Legs by ZZ Top)
She got bangs
She doesn't know how to do them
She got bangs
She doesn't know how to do them
tough week to be named Natalie
August 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
tough week to be named Natalie
"you couldn't waterboard that out of me."
you could grab a coffee with me for 15 minutes. compliment my outfit in the grocery store. smile at my dog.
I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
you could grab a coffee with me for 15 minutes. compliment my outfit in the grocery store. smile at my dog.
I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
August 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"you couldn't waterboard that out of me."
you could grab a coffee with me for 15 minutes. compliment my outfit in the grocery store. smile at my dog.
I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
you could grab a coffee with me for 15 minutes. compliment my outfit in the grocery store. smile at my dog.
I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
begging the people i work with to take no for an answer
August 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
begging the people i work with to take no for an answer
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me: god i am so sad why
my uterus: it's because of me you dumb bitch haha
my uterus: it's because of me you dumb bitch haha
August 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
me: god i am so sad why
my uterus: it's because of me you dumb bitch haha
my uterus: it's because of me you dumb bitch haha
spotted in Louisville today
July 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
spotted in Louisville today
proudly hanging in my house
June 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
proudly hanging in my house
"what is all this fuss I hear about doctors cutting into perfectly healthy bisexuals and calling them a 'bi oopsie?' there is nothing OOPS about being bi! why, everyone's always saying the grass is greener, so what's wrong with sitting on the fence?!
it's JUNE! *bangs table* they should be PROUD!"
it's JUNE! *bangs table* they should be PROUD!"
developing an emily litella bit where she mistakes 'biopsy' for 'bi oopsie' during pride month and goes on a tear about homophobes and bi-erasure
June 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"what is all this fuss I hear about doctors cutting into perfectly healthy bisexuals and calling them a 'bi oopsie?' there is nothing OOPS about being bi! why, everyone's always saying the grass is greener, so what's wrong with sitting on the fence?!
it's JUNE! *bangs table* they should be PROUD!"
it's JUNE! *bangs table* they should be PROUD!"
developing an emily litella bit where she mistakes 'biopsy' for 'bi oopsie' during pride month and goes on a tear about homophobes and bi-erasure
June 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
developing an emily litella bit where she mistakes 'biopsy' for 'bi oopsie' during pride month and goes on a tear about homophobes and bi-erasure
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when i was a kid everyone hated me and i didn't know why. now i'm an adult everyone loves me and i still don't know what i did to deserve it
June 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
when i was a kid everyone hated me and i didn't know why. now i'm an adult everyone loves me and i still don't know what i did to deserve it
🚨🚨🚨🫨 FIRST MONARCH SIGHTING 🎉 🚨🚨🚨🦋🦋🦋🪇🥁🎺🪗
June 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
🚨🚨🚨🫨 FIRST MONARCH SIGHTING 🎉 🚨🚨🚨🦋🦋🦋🪇🥁🎺🪗