Chris Arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
Pinned
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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
September 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him.
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. 
I sued them for wrongful termination and won.
So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
LIMOZEEN has now dropped out from ed sheeran’s tour
September 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
LIMOZEEN has now dropped out from ed sheeran’s tour
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The band Dragon Sound have announced they are dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour
September 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The band Dragon Sound have announced they are dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour
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They’re calling it EDXIT
Lukas Graham, another support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour, also now withdrawing from the tour.
September 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
They’re calling it EDXIT
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deer hunting season is gonna go so hard this year
September 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
deer hunting season is gonna go so hard this year
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no one loves jerking themselves off about how important they were on 9/11 than MLB Baseball
September 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
no one loves jerking themselves off about how important they were on 9/11 than MLB Baseball
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that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
September 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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friends of mine. released this album - with “September” on track 11 - three months before the attack. got death threats for months.
September 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
friends of mine. released this album - with “September” on track 11 - three months before the attack. got death threats for months.
here’s who God provided literally the day before
September 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
here’s who God provided literally the day before
tfw you’re listening to Blood Incantation’s “The Stargate" and the synth kicks in
September 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
tfw you’re listening to Blood Incantation’s “The Stargate" and the synth kicks in
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Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
September 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-falling-man/
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He was pulled UP but not OUT
September 10, 2026 at 12:23 PM
He was pulled UP but not OUT
ben simmons ass play
September 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
ben simmons ass play
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*extremely dramatic Guy Picciotto voice*
Chiliiiiii’s
baby back ribs
Chili’s baby back ribs
*guttural yet melodic Ian McKaye voice*
BARBECUE SAUCE
Chiliiiiii’s
baby back ribs
Chili’s baby back ribs
*guttural yet melodic Ian McKaye voice*
BARBECUE SAUCE
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
*extremely dramatic Guy Picciotto voice*
Chiliiiiii’s
baby back ribs
Chili’s baby back ribs
*guttural yet melodic Ian McKaye voice*
BARBECUE SAUCE
Chiliiiiii’s
baby back ribs
Chili’s baby back ribs
*guttural yet melodic Ian McKaye voice*
BARBECUE SAUCE
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Go birds
September 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Go birds
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An account with this avatar was just blocked.
September 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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scar tissue that i wish you saw
my freak mangled dick and balls
my freak mangled dick and balls
September 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
scar tissue that i wish you saw
my freak mangled dick and balls
my freak mangled dick and balls
lane kiffin dr. pepper ad followed by nick saban transphobic “protect women’s sports” garbage, just a double-decker turd sandwich
September 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
lane kiffin dr. pepper ad followed by nick saban transphobic “protect women’s sports” garbage, just a double-decker turd sandwich
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Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Hoping that imagery strongly associated with success and winning will reignite fan enthusiasm, the New York Jets unveiled a line of “Philadelphia Eagles”–themed alternate jerseys T...
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September 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
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the most divorced middle aged man forum thread the world has ever seen
What Oakleys Are You Wearing Today??
I know, i know...i wore them the other day, but i can't get enough of these at the minute.
www.oakleyforum.com
September 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
the most divorced middle aged man forum thread the world has ever seen
hasn't set foot in philly since the trade and now this smdh
September 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
hasn't set foot in philly since the trade and now this smdh