Murphuvan
@murphuvan.bsky.social
Jam bands, fishing, cooking, and nonsense - heavy on the nonsense
Every vendor on their onboarding call:
“We’re gonna be a big client and place big orders regularly”
Every vendor when they reach out to place an order:
“What’s your order minimum? i want the least amount you’ll sell me”
“We’re gonna be a big client and place big orders regularly”
Every vendor when they reach out to place an order:
“What’s your order minimum? i want the least amount you’ll sell me”
October 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Every vendor on their onboarding call:
“We’re gonna be a big client and place big orders regularly”
Every vendor when they reach out to place an order:
“What’s your order minimum? i want the least amount you’ll sell me”
“We’re gonna be a big client and place big orders regularly”
Every vendor when they reach out to place an order:
“What’s your order minimum? i want the least amount you’ll sell me”
Well can’t fish my fav lake for the rest of the week, thanks Jason Isbell
September 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Well can’t fish my fav lake for the rest of the week, thanks Jason Isbell
Having a Tuesday that feels like the worst Monday you’ve ever experienced and it’s only 9:30 AM
September 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Having a Tuesday that feels like the worst Monday you’ve ever experienced and it’s only 9:30 AM
It’s almost German style pickle season at Aldi
September 28, 2026 at 4:56 AM
It’s almost German style pickle season at Aldi
This quiet slowly expanding space in this jam is so fucking good. I can’t WAIT for Billy to come on back next month. Billy Orion is seriously my fav weekend of the entire year.
September 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This quiet slowly expanding space in this jam is so fucking good. I can’t WAIT for Billy to come on back next month. Billy Orion is seriously my fav weekend of the entire year.
They gonna kick me off this flight if I keep listening to different versions of Little Maggie. This shit gets me GOING.
September 27, 2026 at 12:51 PM
They gonna kick me off this flight if I keep listening to different versions of Little Maggie. This shit gets me GOING.
BLOOOOOOOOOOOS STAYAWAYFROMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
September 27, 2026 at 12:43 PM
BLOOOOOOOOOOOS STAYAWAYFROMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought I lost my owala on the plane. It was under the rental car… I’ve stormed around for 2 hours thinking I lost this damn water bottle.
September 26, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I thought I lost my owala on the plane. It was under the rental car… I’ve stormed around for 2 hours thinking I lost this damn water bottle.
Power move, they’ll respect that.
im bringing a whole XL pizza and hot wings to a job interview fuck you
September 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Power move, they’ll respect that.
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New guy just dropped
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
September 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
New guy just dropped
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They make the lies they want to believe and then the make more lies needed to sustain self-deception.
September 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
They make the lies they want to believe and then the make more lies needed to sustain self-deception.
Does 2” of lean back on my seat on the flight really change anything during take off??
September 25, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Does 2” of lean back on my seat on the flight really change anything during take off??
Finally some cooler temps and active fish🙌🙌
September 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Finally some cooler temps and active fish🙌🙌
How in the hell can you be a business owner in your mid 30s in 2026 and not understand how Google Drive works
September 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
How in the hell can you be a business owner in your mid 30s in 2026 and not understand how Google Drive works
Ain’t got no hat ain’t got no shoes
September 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Ain’t got no hat ain’t got no shoes
Fuck yeah man
Wrestling An Angel
*one mic
*one mic
September 21, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Fuck yeah man
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Uncle Pen
*one mic
*one mic
September 21, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Uncle Pen
*one mic
*one mic
YOU COULD HEAR IT TALK🗣️
YOI COULD HEAR IT SING🎶
YOI COULD HEAR IT SING🎶
September 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
YOU COULD HEAR IT TALK🗣️
YOI COULD HEAR IT SING🎶
YOI COULD HEAR IT SING🎶
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End of the Rainbow tonight
September 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Big fiddle tune guy over here
September 21, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Big fiddle tune guy over here
September 21, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I will be watching Billy strings tonight
September 21, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I will be watching Billy strings tonight
Smoked wings and potato salad
September 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Smoked wings and potato salad