Muscle Bear Matt
@musclebearmatt.com
Matt from Pittsburgh
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
We've reached a new level of throwing insults at work... "Oh yeah... well, you don't know how to share your screen!"
September 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
We've reached a new level of throwing insults at work... "Oh yeah... well, you don't know how to share your screen!"
So ... we're kinda conditioned to blindly accept Terms & Conditions these days because it's generally understood that if one doesn't accept, one can't use the product... (1/2)
September 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
So ... we're kinda conditioned to blindly accept Terms & Conditions these days because it's generally understood that if one doesn't accept, one can't use the product... (1/2)
Hello downtown... except UPMC. No greetings for you. Hi everyone else.
September 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hello downtown... except UPMC. No greetings for you. Hi everyone else.
The little room outside the elevator at work smells overwhelmingly like bacon 🤤
September 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The little room outside the elevator at work smells overwhelmingly like bacon 🤤
I approved my first pull request at the new job today 😁
September 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I approved my first pull request at the new job today 😁
Be careful what you wish for ... I just mentioned yesterday to a coworker that I hadn't commuted to the office in the rain yet ... ⛈️
September 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Be careful what you wish for ... I just mentioned yesterday to a coworker that I hadn't commuted to the office in the rain yet ... ⛈️
80's re-runs on in the background... maybe I've realized this before, but this has to be a thinly veiled joke about rimming that whizzed over my head when I was a kid:
"I wasn't listening at the door"
"Oh? Then why was your face pressed against the crack?"
"That's what the crow said!!"
"I wasn't listening at the door"
"Oh? Then why was your face pressed against the crack?"
"That's what the crow said!!"
August 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
80's re-runs on in the background... maybe I've realized this before, but this has to be a thinly veiled joke about rimming that whizzed over my head when I was a kid:
"I wasn't listening at the door"
"Oh? Then why was your face pressed against the crack?"
"That's what the crow said!!"
"I wasn't listening at the door"
"Oh? Then why was your face pressed against the crack?"
"That's what the crow said!!"
Of all of the upgrades I've made to my house, one of my favorites in terms of "little details" is the dimmer on the closet light switch. No more blinding myself trying to pick out my clothes for the day!
August 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Of all of the upgrades I've made to my house, one of my favorites in terms of "little details" is the dimmer on the closet light switch. No more blinding myself trying to pick out my clothes for the day!
Reposted by Muscle Bear Matt
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
August 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
I guess I'm finally ready to say that after two months of unemployment, I'm starting a new job on Monday. The timing of it all makes it feel like it's the first day at a new school after summer break or something ... a feeling I haven't had in over 20 years.
August 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I guess I'm finally ready to say that after two months of unemployment, I'm starting a new job on Monday. The timing of it all makes it feel like it's the first day at a new school after summer break or something ... a feeling I haven't had in over 20 years.
So... yeah... I tend to be noticed for how my beard oil smells. I've been using the same oils (one of which is a limited edition annual scent that I stock up on). My last order was "shipped" but the tracking link never changed and they haven't replied to my email asking WTF.
August 17, 2026 at 2:28 AM
So... yeah... I tend to be noticed for how my beard oil smells. I've been using the same oils (one of which is a limited edition annual scent that I stock up on). My last order was "shipped" but the tracking link never changed and they haven't replied to my email asking WTF.
Rewatched ST:SNW episode Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow... equally bothered that Agent Ymalay has no way to offer La'Ann any sort of counseling or debriefing to help her get over her ordeal in the past... just a guilt trip about undoing the continuity of the timeline.
August 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Rewatched ST:SNW episode Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow... equally bothered that Agent Ymalay has no way to offer La'Ann any sort of counseling or debriefing to help her get over her ordeal in the past... just a guilt trip about undoing the continuity of the timeline.
I'm surprised I've never messed it up this way before...
August 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I'm surprised I've never messed it up this way before...
Even though I can reliably do it, I still do not understand how eggs release without sticking to the cast iron skillet.
July 20, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Even though I can reliably do it, I still do not understand how eggs release without sticking to the cast iron skillet.
I'm really liking how my beard has been looking lately, especially since I got it trimmed.
July 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I'm really liking how my beard has been looking lately, especially since I got it trimmed.
Today's adventure in trying to use my Debian laptop more for daily tasks instead of my big desktop computer...
one of my bank's websites won't allow me to log in from Chrome on Debian, but will from Chrome on Windows 11. 🤬
one of my bank's websites won't allow me to log in from Chrome on Debian, but will from Chrome on Windows 11. 🤬
July 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Today's adventure in trying to use my Debian laptop more for daily tasks instead of my big desktop computer...
one of my bank's websites won't allow me to log in from Chrome on Debian, but will from Chrome on Windows 11. 🤬
one of my bank's websites won't allow me to log in from Chrome on Debian, but will from Chrome on Windows 11. 🤬
Beard Powers Enhanced!!
June 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Beard Powers Enhanced!!
Oh boy ... this was me last week. Literally. 😫
The meeting went so well he's been awarded some time off!!
June 22, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oh boy ... this was me last week. Literally. 😫
The resume has been updated and the first round of applications have been submitted. I've waited a bit too long to start this... 🤬
June 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The resume has been updated and the first round of applications have been submitted. I've waited a bit too long to start this... 🤬
Reposted by Muscle Bear Matt
I wanna follow more people, but I am not interested in "promotional content" so this is all I see ... 🙄
June 12, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I wanna follow more people, but I am not interested in "promotional content" so this is all I see ... 🙄
TFW when GrubHub says your driver has 1 stop ... and he is going further and further away ...
(Why is there no GIF of Starbuck crawling on the floor of the Demetrius frantically drawing star charts and shouting WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!)
(Why is there no GIF of Starbuck crawling on the floor of the Demetrius frantically drawing star charts and shouting WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!)
June 11, 2026 at 10:40 PM
TFW when GrubHub says your driver has 1 stop ... and he is going further and further away ...
(Why is there no GIF of Starbuck crawling on the floor of the Demetrius frantically drawing star charts and shouting WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!)
(Why is there no GIF of Starbuck crawling on the floor of the Demetrius frantically drawing star charts and shouting WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!)
It seems kinda silly but I'm amused that my beard covers my headphones when I put them around my neck
June 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
It seems kinda silly but I'm amused that my beard covers my headphones when I put them around my neck