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@mushr00msoup.bsky.social
28 🔞 MINORS DNF 🍄 b/p type osfed 🍄 forest creature 🍄 any pronouns ig
non e/d/sky follow at own risk
🚫: big0ts, ph0bes, c0nservatives, AI users, aggressively religi0us people
I block/unfollow freely so if you don't like that, block/unfollow me first 👋
non e/d/sky follow at own risk
🚫: big0ts, ph0bes, c0nservatives, AI users, aggressively religi0us people
I block/unfollow freely so if you don't like that, block/unfollow me first 👋
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went out with husband to help a neighbor change their car battery. left pomeranian un-crated since we weren't going to be gone long. came back to find her standing over a mostly-empty dog treat bag looking so utterly ashamed of herself. and it's like, I feel you little girl. I've been there too.
April 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
went out with husband to help a neighbor change their car battery. left pomeranian un-crated since we weren't going to be gone long. came back to find her standing over a mostly-empty dog treat bag looking so utterly ashamed of herself. and it's like, I feel you little girl. I've been there too.
it's so fascinating when the topic of ai comes up and someone's like "oh I use ai for xyz, it's really helpful" and then everyone else starts talking about how dangerous/harmful it is and suddenly they're all "omg yeah I hate ai, it's sooo bad"
☕ which is it Susan
☕ which is it Susan
I've been invited to an easter bonnet brunch and I'm desperately trying to figure out what the hell that is before I commit
April 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
it's so fascinating when the topic of ai comes up and someone's like "oh I use ai for xyz, it's really helpful" and then everyone else starts talking about how dangerous/harmful it is and suddenly they're all "omg yeah I hate ai, it's sooo bad"
☕ which is it Susan
☕ which is it Susan
was looking at clearance easter candy when this woman barged in front of me blocked the whole section & just started grabbing handfuls of everything, shoveling bags into cart & I stood there politely for an awkwardly long moment before I finally got The Ick and gave up
✔️marked safe from $0.40 peeps
✔️marked safe from $0.40 peeps
April 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
was looking at clearance easter candy when this woman barged in front of me blocked the whole section & just started grabbing handfuls of everything, shoveling bags into cart & I stood there politely for an awkwardly long moment before I finally got The Ick and gave up
✔️marked safe from $0.40 peeps
✔️marked safe from $0.40 peeps
husband hid easter eggs for me and then made me a massive breakfast 😅
April 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
husband hid easter eggs for me and then made me a massive breakfast 😅
I've been invited to an easter bonnet brunch and I'm desperately trying to figure out what the hell that is before I commit
April 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I've been invited to an easter bonnet brunch and I'm desperately trying to figure out what the hell that is before I commit
if you see it, do it
nickname: soup, mushroom, mush
prns: any
height: 5’4📈
sexuality: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy ⛈️
smokes: nerp 🚭
piercings: septum, ears x4 💎
tattoos: 🦋+🍄
fave color: blue 💙
fave drink: water 🌊
fave food: sushi 🍣
fave animal: birds 🦆
nickname: soup, mushroom, mush
prns: any
height: 5’4📈
sexuality: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy ⛈️
smokes: nerp 🚭
piercings: septum, ears x4 💎
tattoos: 🦋+🍄
fave color: blue 💙
fave drink: water 🌊
fave food: sushi 🍣
fave animal: birds 🦆
April 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
if you see it, do it
nickname: soup, mushroom, mush
prns: any
height: 5’4📈
sexuality: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy ⛈️
smokes: nerp 🚭
piercings: septum, ears x4 💎
tattoos: 🦋+🍄
fave color: blue 💙
fave drink: water 🌊
fave food: sushi 🍣
fave animal: birds 🦆
nickname: soup, mushroom, mush
prns: any
height: 5’4📈
sexuality: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy ⛈️
smokes: nerp 🚭
piercings: septum, ears x4 💎
tattoos: 🦋+🍄
fave color: blue 💙
fave drink: water 🌊
fave food: sushi 🍣
fave animal: birds 🦆
did you know they make beef flavored ibuprofen
April 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
did you know they make beef flavored ibuprofen
I think it's time
March 28, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I think it's time
I'm sorry but this is lowkey psychotic, this person was all over my feed and they were tagging me in posts and I didn't want to be mean and block so I unfollowed to take a break
anyway 😬 please give us private accounts bluesky I do not need this
anyway 😬 please give us private accounts bluesky I do not need this
March 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm sorry but this is lowkey psychotic, this person was all over my feed and they were tagging me in posts and I didn't want to be mean and block so I unfollowed to take a break
anyway 😬 please give us private accounts bluesky I do not need this
anyway 😬 please give us private accounts bluesky I do not need this
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P0meranian diet but it's just me eating the same food and portion sizes as my P0meranian
March 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
P0meranian diet but it's just me eating the same food and portion sizes as my P0meranian
mentioned 19 k1ds & counting/the dugg4rs to my husband and he had no idea who they were. no one tell him, I think it's better that he stays innocent
March 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
mentioned 19 k1ds & counting/the dugg4rs to my husband and he had no idea who they were. no one tell him, I think it's better that he stays innocent
idk if anyone else can relate but my mom lying about her w3ight all through my childhood (claiming to be a high-healthy bmi when she was actually 0b3se) really fkd with the way I viewed healthy bmis for a long time
February 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
idk if anyone else can relate but my mom lying about her w3ight all through my childhood (claiming to be a high-healthy bmi when she was actually 0b3se) really fkd with the way I viewed healthy bmis for a long time
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this is the one that haunts me
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
this is the one that haunts me
I was helping my enfeebled dog back into bed with husband, who is sleeping off the night shift, when he half woke up, told me "you're so beautiful, you know that?" then promptly passed back out 😅
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I was helping my enfeebled dog back into bed with husband, who is sleeping off the night shift, when he half woke up, told me "you're so beautiful, you know that?" then promptly passed back out 😅
bedazzled another scrub top
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bedazzled another scrub top
literally any time I see a r3d h4t
October 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
literally any time I see a r3d h4t
I have d!ed and gone to mushroom heaven
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have d!ed and gone to mushroom heaven