Adam Music
@musicadamt.bsky.social
Geek dad. Husband. Godmother. Gardener. Situational humorist. Dad joke purveyor. Legal content pro. He/him. Opinions and snark are my own.
How I arrived on bluesky
October 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
How I arrived on bluesky
Nothing but owl feathers everywhere.
October 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Nothing but owl feathers everywhere.
I feel as though the existence of this at a theme park, even during Fright Fest, is problematic.
October 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I feel as though the existence of this at a theme park, even during Fright Fest, is problematic.
Official sign of waiting in line at the amusement park:
October 3, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Official sign of waiting in line at the amusement park:
Today's goal: Coastermaxxing.
October 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Today's goal: Coastermaxxing.
Best players to ever wear jersey 55. Baseball is debatable. And these will start getting harder to do each year.
October 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Best players to ever wear jersey 55. Baseball is debatable. And these will start getting harder to do each year.
This title seems very appropriate today. 🎂
Ol' 55 (2013 Remaster)
YouTube video by Eagles - Topic
youtu.be
October 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This title seems very appropriate today. 🎂
Tapping the sign that if you do a Glen Coco without saying HBD, you're a meanie.
October 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Tapping the sign that if you do a Glen Coco without saying HBD, you're a meanie.
Six Flags Great America prohibits "unmanned ariel vehicles." Guess you gotta stay home this time.
October 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Six Flags Great America prohibits "unmanned ariel vehicles." Guess you gotta stay home this time.
Does nobody remember hitchBOT, the last robot they sent to Philly?
October 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Does nobody remember hitchBOT, the last robot they sent to Philly?
My butt is freezing cold right now.
October 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My butt is freezing cold right now.
I feel like this was made for @anyuse.bsky.social
The official popcorn bucket for WHALEFALL? 🐋
THE WHALEBUCKET. 🐋
On sale starting October 15. 🐋
THE WHALEBUCKET. 🐋
On sale starting October 15. 🐋
October 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I feel like this was made for @anyuse.bsky.social
I am now full of cortisone and a PT order for dry needling. Anyone ever do dry needling?
They're gonna xray my butt, @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online ...
Dan Byrd as Ian: Uhh, I Got Nothing
ALT: Dan Byrd as Ian: Uhh, I Got Nothing
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October 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I am now full of cortisone and a PT order for dry needling. Anyone ever do dry needling?
They're gonna xray my butt, @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online ...
Dan Byrd as Ian: Uhh, I Got Nothing
ALT: Dan Byrd as Ian: Uhh, I Got Nothing
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October 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
They're gonna xray my butt, @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online ...
Me: In a week I hit double nickels.
Band Mom: 👀
Me: ...
Band Mom: 👀
Me: Nickels. I said nickels.
Band Mom: Phew. I thought something weird was happening.
Me: Well, normally, that's a thing that comes in pairs.
Band Mom: 👀
Me: ...
Band Mom: 👀
Me: Nickels. I said nickels.
Band Mom: Phew. I thought something weird was happening.
Me: Well, normally, that's a thing that comes in pairs.
Please Look At My Face
ALT: Please Look At My Face
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September 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Me: In a week I hit double nickels.
Band Mom: 👀
Me: ...
Band Mom: 👀
Me: Nickels. I said nickels.
Band Mom: Phew. I thought something weird was happening.
Me: Well, normally, that's a thing that comes in pairs.
Band Mom: 👀
Me: ...
Band Mom: 👀
Me: Nickels. I said nickels.
Band Mom: Phew. I thought something weird was happening.
Me: Well, normally, that's a thing that comes in pairs.
The band kids' reactions to someone asking my kid to homecoming: "All the gays are happy!!!"
Dean Winchester's Confused Reaction
ALT: Dean Winchester's Confused Reaction
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September 26, 2026 at 3:22 AM
The band kids' reactions to someone asking my kid to homecoming: "All the gays are happy!!!"
What is best in life? To crush your outdated files, see them crispy pressure cooked before you, and to hear the lamentations of the PDFs.
September 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What is best in life? To crush your outdated files, see them crispy pressure cooked before you, and to hear the lamentations of the PDFs.
Next Pretty Woman
Pretty Woman: The Bone Temple
Solo: A Pretty Woman Story
September 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Next Pretty Woman
Game of Thrones: A Golden Crown (S1, Ep6, 2011)
September 25, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Game of Thrones: A Golden Crown (S1, Ep6, 2011)
File formats that allow you to import, export, or share appointments in digital calendars give me the ics.
September 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
File formats that allow you to import, export, or share appointments in digital calendars give me the ics.
Your surgeon when you tell him you're feeling good with no after-effects.
George Michael's Somber Walk
ALT: George Michael's Somber Walk
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September 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Your surgeon when you tell him you're feeling good with no after-effects.
I feel both seen and attacked. (An old one from @chaninicholas.bsky.social)
September 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I feel both seen and attacked. (An old one from @chaninicholas.bsky.social)
Despite having the basic lunch diet of an elementary school student, my blood sugar has been consistently under 5 the last two years of testing.
September 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Despite having the basic lunch diet of an elementary school student, my blood sugar has been consistently under 5 the last two years of testing.
Judges only do this when 𝗍̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗒̶'̶𝗋̶𝖾̶ you're in distress.
Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there."
September 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Judges only do this when 𝗍̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗒̶'̶𝗋̶𝖾̶ you're in distress.